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Wasn’t planning on making more, but this reblog scalped me with the Mr. Henderson part and I just had to do it. Nobody else look, this is for madscientists1mp ONLY!!1!/j

MR HENDERSON

- The type of landlord that promises to call someone about that black mold problem three times and still doesn’t do anything about it

- Mildly bigoted? I don’t know. Like, no problems with people but sometimes he just says some shit that makes everyone go “oohh….” And then it’s back to normal

- I feel like his post mutation form has some sort of grounding in the walls, like he can squeeze himself down like an octopus and travel through the interior. If he encounters any blocks he’ll repeatedly ram his helmeted head into it until it cracks and then he’ll scrape out the blockage with his tendrils

- The helmets fused to his head, more a natural armour now than something that can be removed. If it cracks or breaks he’ll flee somewhere and go stationary for a bit to allow it to reseal itself. Doesn’t have skin under it anymore, just a brain

- Lost most of his logic/reasoning when he mutated, only knows rent and war now (if he didn’t already before). Also explains why he keeps ramming his head into things despite his brain having no other protection than the helmet

SYBIL

- trans woman, definitely has a “oh, OH!! Where’s my dick at!?” Moment when she was first becoming goop (if what beryl (?) said about her state was to be true)

- Autistic, does not understand most social cues. Got worse post mutation, hence her just peeking through a hole in your wall and talking to you casually. Respectful though

- She and jasper weren’t together, were on the BRINK of being something more before the visitor put its foot through the relationships door

- In her dreams she can remember everything clearly, as quick and collected as she was before. Always vows to remember when she wakes up, but never does. Gets confused and distressed whenever pressed about her dreams because she KNOWS there’s something (someone?) important her mess of a brain is keeping from her

LEIGH

- two autistic people in this post huh. Projecting on her a bit, but she was very excitable and prone to violence pre apocalypse too, she just didn’t get to act on it then

- Has a sort of code? Idk. She doesn’t harm any one of your other roommates, even going so far as to care for the rat baby and feed it her blood, but she has nothing against barreling at Sam at full speed as the grinning beast to knock him on his ass. I think if she’d managed to catch and kill Sam, she’d be surprised at his death, like a dog playing with a small animal and accidentally killing it. Only seems to want to wrestle around really, probably doesn’t care as much about the killing part as she cares about the scuffling part

- Nearly had a fucking aneurism post denial ending, literally vibrating with excitement. Jumped on him and bit the shit out of one of his tentacles in an attempt to instigate a fight. Got scruffed by the collar of her shirt immediately

Post truth, I don’t think she realized anything was wrong until Sam started attacking the others. I think she got attacked first for approaching him and was like “ah! Right to business!” Held her own against him pretty well until he attacked someone else, which caught her off guard and made her falter for a moment and allow Sam the killing blow because she thought he liked that person? Why’s he strangling THEM??

- probably waits outside Sam’s door in the morning for him to open it, then tackles him to the ground and attempts to put him in a headlock. Sam now has to hype himself up to open the door every morning. Good for getting rid of grogginess though

RAT BABY AGAIN

- Obsessively licks itself. Literally everyone hates it because it’s just silence then the sound of rat baby aggressively licking its leg for five minutes straight. Mainly does this after Sam washes it, does not like the smell of any soap products used on it, no matter how hard Sam tries to find one it likes

- Chewed up a belt that was left laying around and hid in the closet for an hour while the others tried to calm the goth (can’t spell her fukcing name 😭) down and convince her not to strangle it like Homer with Bart

- Likes sitting on Sam’s shoulders and will attempt to get under his shirt. I had a rat once and its favourite hobby was swan diving down the collar of my shirt (if it was loose) and leaving me scrambling to catch it before it fell out. I feel like it’d be much the same

LAVA LAMP

- idk. I call it the lava lamp because it’s kinda shaped like one. Sister recommended calling it the buttplug because it’s also shaped like that and I’ve never been able to look at it again the same

- Chitters sometimes. Like you’re just chilling in the apartment, making food or some shit, then suddenly there’s a rattling sound from the corner and you turn to see one of Sam’s stalkers staring back at you like that sound was your fault

- Almost no concept of boundary’s. Watches Sam sleep sometimes after he tells it off and lets it stay in the apartment

- Doesn’t really comprehend the idea of fear? Idk. Like it let the rat baby into its robe and I feel like it got surprised when it ran out nearly pissing itself

Also counts for pain, doesn’t realize the hell it’s got in store for Sam because that’s it’s constant state, it knows nothing else and assumed Sam would be the same

Ahriugh, look outside headcannons upon ye

SAM

- possesses a pair of fluffy slippers and often wears them around the apartment.

- Really bad at kissing, like, did you HEAR the sound it made when he kissed Lyle in the game?? Motherfucker nearly sucked Lyle’s lens(?) off. Apparently Lyle doesn’t mind though

- Deals with OCD. Most of his repetitive habits and quirks are considered normal now next to how everyone else is acting and he is very grateful for it (from someone with chronic OCD)

- Hasn’t brushed his hair in years, keeps it short enough to where it’s not really a problem but probably fears the eventual day he has to deal with it

- trans man. I’m not gonna fuckin elaborate. Has gotten top surgery but cares not for bottom surgery, doesn’t really get dysphoric anymore now that his tits were lobbed off

RAT BABY

- Whenever Sam goes out without it, it’ll grab one of Sam’s slippers and drag it somewhere (likely under the couch or bed), doesn’t chew it, either sucks on the fur of it or just sits with it until it’s taken away or Sam gets back (inspired by my rat dog, reminded me of it)

- Sam attempted to get it something to play with at first, but after it destroyed and shredded everything he’d offered it in play, Sam just.. looted one of those aggressive chewer dog toys from one of the nearby apartments for it.

- Eyes are very sensitive to light, due to most of them being semi-freshly grown and also just.. not having enough time to get used to heavy light. Re-enacted the ash baby meme when it first went outside after the visitor left

LYLE

- Look up photos of spider paws. Hes got those hidden in that robe of his somewhere I just fucking know it

- Has a second row of teeth further back in his main mouth, irritates him sometimes while he’s trying to eat or clean his teeth.

(post denial ending) he’s hesitant on getting them removed despite having the ability to

(Idk, I feel like post-denial would end up with surgery for removing “unwanted parts”, shit like Jeanne’s heads or just stuff the afflicted don’t wanna deal with or have)

- Whenever he’s shocked or flustered, his body automatically takes a shot of whatever’s in front of him. I feel like if he ever got comfortable enough to let Sam kiss him without making him keep his eyes closed, he’d flashbang Sam every damn time

- capable of purring, doesn’t know it

DAN

- Screams like a little girl, refuses to admit it. Sometimes if he catches himself mid scream he’ll cough and continue the scream in a lower tone

- (If he’s looked outside) actually still mostly mentally there, just a cunt about it.

- Coughs like a little kid. Opens mouth, sticks his tongue out, and lets out the most horrific hack before casually going about whatever he was doing

JOEL

- His left eyes still there, just kinda in the back behind the teeth? Not too useful for actually seeing, due to both being in the back of his “throat” and becoming nearly vestigial. Had poor eyesight while he was human too, but refused to wear his glasses

- Very careful around rat baby’s mouth whenever he interacts with it, both because it’s a biter and because of what his baby sister ended up doing to him

- you know that anxiety you get whenever you’re in another persons house? had whatever the opposite of that when he was first moved in with Sam, literally fucking slept in Sam’s bed with him for the first few days because he felt safe around him/just lost his entire family. Hes eight, he’s gonna cling to the closest dude.

My favorite geadcanon for Zer0 is that they're just an empty power suit, a long abandoned project from an Atlas era long gone. They gained sentience one day and erased everything on their existence, killed their creators and set off to find a purpose of their own. There is absolutely Nothing in there, the conscience is spread out through the body. You look through their helmet's darkly tinted glass dome and you see what seems to be their brain staring back at you. Their posture is stiff and calculated, you'd think them to be unbreakable, but aometimes it takes a little longer to get up because the joints that were built with Humans being able to help themselves up, and they aren't as strong when it's just the suit on its own. There's no way to open Zer0 and even if there was, you would never be able to see it. There aren't any records of Zer0 before they were Zer0 because they were never meant to be their own individual. This is not a transgender metaphor you know what but it could very well be.

me scripting that orgasms are even better in my other realities

SHIFTING ACCOUNT INTRO

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STANLEY

AGE: 19

PRONOUNS: he/him and it/its, but if we’re in a situation where it’d be funny I can be misgendered

Bigender transman

Objectum and homoflexable

Autistic and slightly awkward

SHIFTING JOURNEY

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I have been trying to shift since 2020, I’ve minishifted a few times but never QUITE got it :( five fuckin years and WE STILL ON THAT GRIND ‼️‼️

Found out about shifting because of a video showing up by chance on my TikTok fyp

So much drs. So fucking much. Gonna make a list but that shits gon be one hell of a scroll

LIKES

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- Fictional robots (current blorbo is claptrap from borderlands)

- Video games

- Writing (though I don’t do it much anymore)

- Gothic fashion

DISLIKES

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- small talk, makes me feel so awkward lmao

DNI

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- antishifters

- Proshippers/comshippers

- homophobes/transphobes

- Just. Generally anyone problematic

THIN ICE

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- Christians (idk, just got bad experience with them)

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OUGHH I dunno. I’m probably gonna be active on here sharing my scripts, stuff I’ve added, and how my shifting journeys going. Idk how to end this I’ve never made an intro before 💀

This man is twisted, sick.

“Ouhhh aegislash are dangerous you can only have one if you’re an experienced Pokémon trainer 🥺”

SHUT UP. SHUT UP!! LOOK AT HIM

This is Archimedes, he’s a stupid MEAN idiot who I’ve had since he was a honedge. He forgets he’s a big fucking sword sometimes and tries to get into bed with me. He picks me up bridal style then forgets he’s carrying me and gets surprised to see me in his arms. He flips people off. I am not at all qualified to own him and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal for me to have him in my house. But we stay silly

I made a shifting dr self playlist for my new Vegas dr lmao

I am open to suggestions, especially if they are synthetic/robotic or cowboy themed, will drop the dr self later :3

mr house, over a month after the courier got shot: i know they’re still alive, what the hell are they doing out there?

the courier, in a rusty shack, hunched over a pile of bent tin cans and gunpowder:

I'm not angry im just clarifying some stuff! take ur time

bonus Joel

Oh lmao sorry, accidentally deleted the og headcannons trying to delete the clarification one so I’m jsut gonna paste them back here:

Fuck you mean he’s apart of the trench digger 😭

Also sorry if this is shit, I do not have the game and I’m relying on playthroughs and my insanity for these headcannons. I am in agony

I thought his body was like. Kinda small and octopus like. Nahhh that’s a big bitch/pos 😭

I still believe he can go through the interior of the walls, otherwise he’d have some trouble fitting through doorways. I think he can flatten himself? Like just compress himself and crawl sideways through the walls

Also still clinging to that helmet theory, and making it worse! You know how old timey corsets used to literally force organs out of the way? That’s what the helmet on his body does whenever he needs to become compact

Has turtle speed. If he’s not focused on anything and just moving around, he’s slow as shit, if he’s attacking or actively looking for something? Pick a god and pray, this bitch will RUN YOU DOWN. Has trouble with turning corners at high speeds, so is forced to either slow down or tip over

The other soldiers stay out of his way, if Mr Henderson shows up in a doorway any of them in the room will try and leave or hide as fast as they possibly can. This is because he’s been ‘eating’ any soldiers that get in his way and incorporating them into his mass. They quickly loose the ability to talk or scream, but you can see their pupils flitting around desperately if you can get close enough

Bad sight, but makes up for it in smell. Stray soldiers will often attempt to cover themselves in gunpowder/other strong smelling materials in an attempt to disguise themselves.

More often than not, this does not work.

(None of the playthroughs I’ve watched have shown the mutant camp??? I will reblog this later with more headcannons once I see them)