Not That Home Ownership Is All That Alluring These Days Anyway. The Dark Secret Of Real Estate Is That

Not that home ownership is all that alluring these days anyway. The dark secret of real estate is that every house is the Amityville Horror. Or even worse, it's the Money Pit and you're married to Shelley Long.

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11 years ago
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The team finally got into the studio and we started living with the mice. Of course they were quiet but sometimes they were a little bit invasive.

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The Studio was called ”La Maison des Canaux”. If ever you come to…


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14 years ago
I Remember Your Face.  I Swear I Do.  Just Give Me A Moment . . .

I remember your face.  I swear I do.  Just give me a moment . . .


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11 years ago

Farewell Astrodome

Farewell Astrodome. You will be remembered for hosting a kickass social-satirizing, "Bullitt"-parodying, Shelley Duvall-introducing, existential modern-Icarus-mythologizing Robert Altman film. At least that's what I'll remember it for. They held sports events there, right?


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11 years ago

I hear Patrick Warburton as Lucifer. In the comic, I mean. "Beelzebub, you juicy idiot!" It's like Puddy greeting George.

And it should be someone like Chris Latta doing Cobra Commander as Beelzebub.

*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*
*puts A ‘grape Job’ Sticker On Your Big Butt*

*puts a ‘grape job’ sticker on your big butt*

TUMBLR FRIENDS: Those last two pages might look icky cus I had to stitch them together for this update due to the 10 page limit. Just view the image by itself in a new tab and you will see it in its good glory. Or go to the main site and read it! whichever, the power is yours.

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I said two more updates, but to hell with it, this is the rest of the GQ part 5 right now! ALL OF IT! That was the end of that part. Next time we visit GQ we will finish this story. UNTIL THEN, I’m going to take a break! Just for next week. Kool Off a bit, then come back with some jokes and one-offs the next week after that on the 28th. Just askin for a week! And don’t forget the good shit over at the store. Thank you!!


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14 years ago
Random Skechbook Page.

Random skechbook page.


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11 years ago

"A Tumblr devoted to the world of Kaiju toys."

There is a hole in my phone from punching the "follow" button so hard.

Name: Evel Dealmaker Platform: Dealmaker Artist: Jon-Paul Kaiser Manufacturer: Mphlabs Material: Sofubi

Name: Evel Dealmaker Platform: Dealmaker Artist: Jon-Paul Kaiser Manufacturer: mphlabs Material: Sofubi


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11 years ago

This film is heavily inspired by my time working in a 24/7 cafe last summer. Amongst the typical trials of graveyard restaurant life, I was dealing with some sticky home situations, the passing of my grandma, and some other events that really overwhelmed me.  Upon returning to school, I wanted to make something really positive.  There was this point where I realized that you’re never alone in pain, and knowing that other people are dealing with heavy things really helped me.  It by no means solved my own issues, but there’s this sort of silent empathy that we can all take part in. -n


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10 years ago

"Let's see ... Zack Snyder already gave us a head start with dour, desaturated Superman ... we've got Ben Affleck to play barbiturate to our already dour, desaturated Batman ... dammit, there's still too much potential energy in this movie! We've got to dial it down, and fast!"

Poem By Poem_for_your_sprog

Poem by Poem_for_your_sprog


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11 years ago

Having just played through Mass Effect 1, I understand this with a vengeance.

Running In Any Game That Has Stamina 

Running in any game that has stamina 


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