Reblog The Money Pigeon For A Financially Stable Future

a survival cottage i built in the woods realm 1.18 (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡ @kerrmitea

uhh doomed au where jay is the only normal one. spoilers sorta

cherry picked some of the ninja's fates after i watched nya's whole water form episode. and i was like .man something about forgetting everything and being unknowingly confined to something technically against your will hits hard.

and THEN realized. man that kinda happens a lot.

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Little acrobat Dick Grayson seeing his new lanky, 6’1 foster dad for the first time and immediately labeling him as Climbable TM:

He likes riding on his shoulders everywhere because it gives him a good view of the street.

Sometimes, he’ll ask for a piggy back ride, forget he needs to carry his own weight halfway through, and just dangle his feet while choking Battinson with his strong little arms until Bruce frantically taps out.

He’ll braid Bruce’s hair when he gets anxious in public. That leads to Battinson carrying around those colorful rubber ties in his pocket at all times.

Dick just forgoes asking Bruce to grab something, drags him to the right spot to stand, then climbs him like a monkey.

When Dick becomes Robin, he will “steer” Bruce using his bat ears while riding his shoulders. (“Just like Ratatouille! I’m the chef, and you’re the pasta guy.”)

Someone sees Bruce in public at one point from the front, wonders where his kid went cuz he was right there just a second ago? then Bruce turns 90 degrees, and there’s Dick clinging to his back like a cuddly little parasite.

This does not stop when Dick gets older. Bruce just gets stronger.

I WANT ONE. A shark or a dinosaur or even like a duck.

FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now

Ninjago Headcanons

Lloyd

Full name: Lloyd Garmadon

Height: 5’8

Eye color: Emerald

Hair color: Sunflower Blond

Piercings: Had some standard ones but he was allergic to the type of metal

Tattoos: Energy symbol in black in between his shoulder blades

Scars:

Sexuality: ?

Age: season 1 - 8 after the age up 14, season 11 - 18, but mentality 12

Age he meet Sensei Wu: 7

Random

Still loves candy. Will buy something every time they go to the store

Loves to watch Disney movie. Started the tradition of watch at least two a month

Sometimes will look to Cole for guidance

Knits when he gets stressed or overwhelmed

Has a little stuffed panda he sleeps with

Won't curse unless given permission first

Loves to pull pranks and has improved at it. No one is safe and is the reason that pranks are ban from inside the temple

Some random hc bc im bored.

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

Remain : Verb. Continue to exist, especially after other similar people or things have ceased to do so.

Oh, wyrm?