Deerlysage - YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE

        “coran coran the gorgeous man!”                   ⤷ a gift for @allurabluepaladin for the @vld3exchange 

with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace

Her face when I open the takeout container

If I don’t say “I’m gay” at least once a day Elton John will come to my house and confiscate my Gay Card

goodbye sleep

use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes

animals when they cross the street or whatever idk i never played it

Please don’t actually do this. I’ll let you have anything in the movie theater if you just don’t drop your pants in front of the crowd of people

When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

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DID ERNEST REALLY HAVE TO SNATCH ALL THEIR FUCKING WIGS LIKE THIS