Defemstrish - The Dark Lords Chosen Gay

"mods ban that guy" is the modern day equivalent to "guards take them to the dungeon"

2/5 is actually pretty bad, that's below half

"2 Truths and a Lie" but make it one truth, one half-truth, one lie, one core memory, and one suspected-but-unproven false memory. ok get set go

Amazeballs

so nice you see him twice

How does a gif lag my phone it ain't being rendered in real time what

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Don't know, didn't ask (ignorance and apathy)

They can be scary or cute depending on what the situation demands

People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this

More like shoebill dork

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

Yippee

Happy internet friend day