This Gives Me A Good Idea For An Eldritch Horrors Story

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes

Anyone wanna help me fund the building of a replica of the pyramids right in the center of Texas?

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

Horse sleep because you sleep in a gallop

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

The 'staff' room at the wizard convention going crazy rn

Mods! Apply the wavy filter to his ass

Anti consumerism media

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I want a big ass

urgh i really wanna draw on the computer but i have to hook up my bigass tablet and i dint wanna do that :[

Casting identify voids your warranty

A magic store where an incredibly powerful being sells untested magic items for shits and giggles. The players get extreme discounts, but they also don't know exactly what the magic items will do, only getting descriptions of appearance and the shopkeeper's notes on what they made the item from. Some items are explained more than others. Some are obvious in function, some are a puzzle to even activate.

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Want my little ring of mushrooms

I'm full of so much joy right now and there's nothing I could post without sounding like woodland pixie dancing on a toadstool. playing a viola or some shit. we're talking whimsidaisical, I know cringe is dead but this could revive it. I'm frighteningly close to talking like a leprechaun. instead I'm just going to be happy without posting about it. I'm doing this for your own safety