On TikTok : Boy This Only Has A Couple Thousand Likes, Must Not Be That Popular

How do they.... What.... Who actually took a bite out of it?!?!?!?!? That is straight up human teeth marks! WHY!!?? Their poor teeth.

Ferengi don't give a crap as long as you have money but I don't Quark would give anything away for free.

I use to do this to help me with my social anxiety. It actually helped

We were watching the Justice League cartoon were the thanigarians took over earth to make the bypass and where at the battle in the bat cave were Batman makes bats attack them. Then this gem comes.

My dad: he is giving them all rabies

Little sister: he is giving them all covid

Que laughing from everyone. Note she is 8.

My brother has just moved out of our parents house and has been on his own for the last three months. He was making good future plans and bad financial ones. Then he decided to change those future plans and like I want to be supportive but .... 😑..... The plans aren't good for him. Like it's his future but this plan is very impolsive but I mean it's not my life and I can't just micromanage him like our parents. Then my sister called the other day and mentioned it , asking me what I thought and I just let out a minute long sigh.

I find it funny that Drumknott is considered the most normal and ordinary person on the disc but he is clearly autistic. I mean his special interest is office supplies and fucking trains. Excellent in organizing things and flips out if his routine is messed up. Not to mention he shows little expression in his face.

My sister is going as the Liberty Bell this Halloween, and last year she went as the Liberty Mutual character. Next year she wants to go as the statue of Liberty. Her name is Liberty! This child decided at 10 that she was going to go as a pun on her name for the rest of her life or until she runs out of puns.

"Oh my, your so shy." "Sorry, she is shy."

Brush. I have social anxiety. Even shy people don't tense up and shrink into themselves when some one they Slightly KNOW walks up to them

So superman shaves using his heat vision...... Is that not just lazer hair removal?