Someone had to say it
sometimes I sit here, flabbergasted that people are in love with Enoch from Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children when all I want to do when i read the book is hope for him to stub his pinky toe or elbow him in the rib cage
This is such an accurate representation of how it feels to have older siblings who do well
Megamind would absolutely LOVE the new year fireworks
Tag yourself in jonny
Martin: spends all day analysing infection rates and drawing exponential graphs, shouts ‘buggering lunatic’ at Chris Whitty
Jackie: doesn’t know how much longer she can take being locked inside with Martin, starts drinking wine at 11am
Jim: waves through the window every day on his daily exercise with Milson, claps way too loud on a Thursday
Adam: using this time to write more music and post it on his youtube channel, tried to bake sourdough bread and almost burnt down the kitchen
Johnny: has been furloughed for 4 weeks and hasn’t got dressed for 3 and a half, endlessly binges Netflix and Disney +
Tag yourself I'm chunt
straight friend groups are like: *blond girl* *chad* *the funny one* *brunette girl* *frat boy* *kyle*
gay friend groups are like: *the silent one* *asian mike* *evil steve* *freakfest tony* *jane the soulless* *desdemona the shrieker* *big vlad* *little vlad (the guy's a fucking maniac)* *chunt* *elgrad the fifth* *the freak sisters (they're two sisters but they're not related)* *len (my accountant)* *s (and that's because her name is sarah)* *abbadon* *impussa* *horvark the pit master* *mr 50s* *it's wesley sykes* *count rapula* *black vlad the exsanguinator* *gunthrapple and his brother krilsack*
Choose one picture from your camera roll without downloading to sum up your personality and then tag 5 people.
(ty for the tag @feralnumberfive even tho lol this is extremely delayed, my b!!)
should you choose to vibe: @disco-tea , @iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife , @sharkneto , @eleveri , @wackyunicornart
crew members found the skull of sir walter raleigh on set
This is the poster we should have gotten
life is just one ibuprofen after the other
Tag yourself in jonny
Martin: spends all day analysing infection rates and drawing exponential graphs, shouts ‘buggering lunatic’ at Chris Whitty
Jackie: doesn’t know how much longer she can take being locked inside with Martin, starts drinking wine at 11am
Jim: waves through the window every day on his daily exercise with Milson, claps way too loud on a Thursday
Adam: using this time to write more music and post it on his youtube channel, tried to bake sourdough bread and almost burnt down the kitchen
Johnny: has been furloughed for 4 weeks and hasn’t got dressed for 3 and a half, endlessly binges Netflix and Disney +
Tumblr let me delete my main blog and keep my side blog challenge
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