This Is Incredible

Tag yourself I'm chunt

straight friend groups are like: *blond girl* *chad* *the funny one* *brunette girl* *frat boy* *kyle*

gay friend groups are like: *the silent one* *asian mike* *evil steve* *freakfest tony* *jane the soulless* *desdemona the shrieker* *big vlad* *little vlad (the guy's a fucking maniac)* *chunt* *elgrad the fifth* *the freak sisters (they're two sisters but they're not related)* *len (my accountant)* *s (and that's because her name is sarah)* *abbadon* *impussa* *horvark the pit master* *mr 50s* *it's wesley sykes* *count rapula* *black vlad the exsanguinator* *gunthrapple and his brother krilsack*

Goosebumps

Now the end is nigh, the apocalypse here

Choose one picture from your camera roll without downloading to sum up your personality and then tag 5 people.

(ty for the tag @feralnumberfive even tho lol this is extremely delayed, my b!!)

should you choose to vibe: @disco-tea , @iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife , @sharkneto , @eleveri , @wackyunicornart

This is the poster we should have gotten

crew members found the skull of sir walter raleigh on set

This is such an accurate representation of how it feels to have older siblings who do well

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

Effie: Haymitch, keep an eye on Katniss today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Haymitch: Sure, I'd love to see Katniss get punched.

Effie: Try again.

Haymitch, sighing: I will stop Katniss from getting punched.

Tag yourself in jonny

Each character in lockdown

Martin: spends all day analysing infection rates and drawing exponential graphs, shouts ‘buggering lunatic’ at Chris Whitty

Jackie: doesn’t know how much longer she can take being locked inside with Martin, starts drinking wine at 11am

Jim: waves through the window every day on his daily exercise with Milson, claps way too loud on a Thursday

Adam: using this time to write more music and post it on his youtube channel, tried to bake sourdough bread and almost burnt down the kitchen

Johnny: has been furloughed for 4 weeks and hasn’t got dressed for 3 and a half, endlessly binges Netflix and Disney +