My Take (that Literally No One Asked For But Who Cares)

i took a multivitamin this morning

just a lil warning for my enemies

me, a lesbian, listening to a Pretty Girl™ talk about literally anything

so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

As a feminist, I know that female characters who wear leather and kick ass are generally just lazy ways for filmmakers to claim they have portrayed a strong female character, rather than actually bothering with creating meaningful and complex characterisation.

As a WLW, I- hnnnngggh strong lady...

me: hello can you please tag [insert ‘obscure’ trigger] it causes me to have flashbacks

gross person: actually no. its not listed under the Official Neurotypical Approved List Of Triggers™. please try going outside !!

Can you please elaborate on the Stephen Colbert RPF thing. This is a judgment free zone I’m just deathly curious

Ah yes well you see Stephen Colbert used to play a parody of a Fox News pundit on a show called The Colbert Report (American news satire program popular in the late 00s/early 10s). The character was explicitly a closeted gay man who was driven to conservatism due to his own insecurity/internalized homophobia. He had a homoerotic relationship with Jon Stewart whom he pretended to hate but had several romantic moments with.

When their shows ended they wrote a soft epilogue for their fictionalized selves where they retire to a cabin in the woods together and it’s implied they’re married now. The most beautiful self-written rpf of all time.

It was a beautiful slow burn self-written rpf that unfolded over, like, 10 years they worked together? It started as a joke but ended up being a genuine canon part of the fictionalized Stephen Colbert? I’m not joking.

i love girls: the sequel