But It Is Insanely Funny How Darcy Came To Propose At The Worst Possible Moment. MAYBE HE WOULD DO IT

Take this 🦇

No clue who’s all migrating here from TikTok so woe art be upon ye

ooooh this is nice

Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

Seeing Oregon might be the only way you get me to visit USA

NO WAY

OUAW brainrot on my mind. First series to made me look for ao3 for a fix aaaaa

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

I wanna squish him like a bug (affectionate)

More Torbek from my backlog :]

hmm

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity