Taz - Female - 15 - posts random things that ⟟ think is funny - if you wanna interact go ahead - also, I'm ⏃ maladaptive daydreamer to anyone who cares :]
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we do indeed know who we are, hello again
I also know who you are, ELLO MA'E
also i should have said this in the previous ask, and i think i’ve asked this before, but have you seen the x-files?
Remember when I said I would after watching supernatural? Well the finalie messed me up and i d8dnt wanna watch anything else and then mom was like "have you seen Dexter?" And im a sucker for that mind of the killer stuff hence why i love edgar allen poe
THDR: i absolutly will after i finish dexter cuz it can mess me up like the confession scene
vape chick and her brother, bullfrogboy are no longer on the bus
It's drama time!
So I get on the bus with the eightish other highschoolers and vape chick starts going off on nickeldude for "stealing her seat again". She goes up to Tman[my awesome bus driver] tellin him to get nickeldude out of said seat. He says there's nothing he can do because we don't have assigned seats and it wouldn't be fair to just kick him out. Pretty reasonable, right? She sits in the seat in front of him and we're off to the middle school. End of altercation.
Or so it seemed.
We get to the middle/elementry school and right when we pull up she attempts to punch nickeldude in the face. Over the seat. Tman comes over and calmly says "this goes one of two ways, either you sit with him or you two work it out"
Should be over, right? Wrong.
Vape chick (keep in mind: she's seventeen) says "I'm going in the building" and leaves the bus. So now everyones like "are we gonna have to wait for her to stop throwing a tantrum or what?' And Tmans like "no we're gettin yall home; her mom can pick her up"
End of story? Never.
As we're leaving the assistant principal and the school police officer come onto the bus. The lady moves nickeldude into bus boy 1 and tibs seat behind me and the whole bus now has assigned seats. And you could tell the lady didn't like this but it was the least complicated choice. Vape chick then struts onto the bus, head held high, face red from crying and clames her seat.
This is the end- sike!
Im not sure what got her started but vape chick was standin up and prolly yellin to her seventh grade friends about how in the right she is idrc and terisa turtle bitch- in the right lane for once- tells her to shut up and sit down cuz no one cares. Vape chick then starts cussin her out and they go back and forth until she sits down.
It only gets worse? You guessed it!
She stands up again and starts goin of at terisa throwin as many insults she could think of callin her names and crap and then, in response to one of terisas' comebacks, says "why don't you come over here and make me sit down" and she goes "maybe i should" and she goes "pull up then" which I learned as of today means "lets throw hands".
Terisa doesn't even hesitate and stands up to plate at which point I attempt to intervene by standing up and repetativly shouting "YALL CHILLCHILLCHILLCHILL-" and Tman can see smts going on and I start waven at him like HELP COME GET THESE STUCK UP SPOILED BRATS and terisa ends up sitting up front. They're looking at the cameras tomorrow to see who cussed who out.
BUT WAIT- nah I'm kidding that's it.
OMG GOOD YOUR ALIVE I WAS GETTING WORRIED‼️
IM SORRYY IVE BEEN GETTING PREOCUPIED LATELY AND ALWAYS FORGET TO UPDATE
IM NOT DEEEEEAAAADDDD
Never getting over the end of After School Special where the teacher's like, "All that matters is that you're happy, Sam. Are you happy?" and Sam says, "🥺"
Domesticated angel
I'm convinced that Scott not letting Jimmy die first in secret life, fucked the timeline up
JIMMY IS DOING WELL- LIKE HE GOT KILLS
SCAR IS BEING RESPONSIBLE
JOEL IS LESS VIOLENT
IMPLUSE IS BEING MENTAL UNSTABLE
GRIAN CAN'T KEEP IT TOGETHER
MARTYN AND REN ARE A BIT ROCKY RN
GEM IS LOSING SANITY
SCOTT MIGHT GENUINELY HAVE NO ALLIES IN 2 SESSION-
I love this kind of brainrot
secret life brainrot
poor guy had limited life flashbacks
"spn is about found family" yeah found dead
Etho lore
(Credits to scarleto on Twitter)
sam winchester, age 13, holding a cheap deck of magic cards: hey dad lemme show you some magic :)
john winchester, sweating:
..I got mommy sam..
wait LMAO i never posted my spn uquiz on here. i made this ages ago sorry if its bad <3
when you and your younger sibling are fighting and you hit them with the "you're an idiot" and they pull an uno reverse "you're an idiot" like, you weren't supposed to copy paste word for word, you gotta put some creativity into it a little personality maybe, you can't just switch the font to comic sans at that point ur proving the author's better than you.
times are pretty rough rn, I don't have much of a choice, there aren't many options left, I might have to utulize my absoluye last resort, think it's time to let my demons loose..
I think it's time to start kinning Dean Winchester.
Yknow how people usually get really sad when their parents divorce, but like, on the outside too? Like they talk less don't eat as much start getting a lil bit depressed etc.etc.
I just got obnoxiously sarcastic.
It's really funny to me how people that kind of know me react to me saying my parents are getting a divorce:
Yknow, I always liked to joke about how I was always that one kid with a perfect home life and moderatly strict parents [which is actually good] that are also cool parents and they love eachother- and this is ironic because they're getting divorced now :]
It's drama time!
So I get on the bus with the eightish other highschoolers and vape chick starts going off on nickeldude for "stealing her seat again". She goes up to Tman[my awesome bus driver] tellin him to get nickeldude out of said seat. He says there's nothing he can do because we don't have assigned seats and it wouldn't be fair to just kick him out. Pretty reasonable, right? She sits in the seat in front of him and we're off to the middle school. End of altercation.
Or so it seemed.
We get to the middle/elementry school and right when we pull up she attempts to punch nickeldude in the face. Over the seat. Tman comes over and calmly says "this goes one of two ways, either you sit with him or you two work it out"
Should be over, right? Wrong.
Vape chick (keep in mind: she's seventeen) says "I'm going in the building" and leaves the bus. So now everyones like "are we gonna have to wait for her to stop throwing a tantrum or what?' And Tmans like "no we're gettin yall home; her mom can pick her up"
End of story? Never.
As we're leaving the assistant principal and the school police officer come onto the bus. The lady moves nickeldude into bus boy 1 and tibs seat behind me and the whole bus now has assigned seats. And you could tell the lady didn't like this but it was the least complicated choice. Vape chick then struts onto the bus, head held high, face red from crying and clames her seat.
This is the end- sike!
Im not sure what got her started but vape chick was standin up and prolly yellin to her seventh grade friends about how in the right she is idrc and terisa turtle bitch- in the right lane for once- tells her to shut up and sit down cuz no one cares. Vape chick then starts cussin her out and they go back and forth until she sits down.
It only gets worse? You guessed it!
She stands up again and starts goin of at terisa throwin as many insults she could think of callin her names and crap and then, in response to one of terisas' comebacks, says "why don't you come over here and make me sit down" and she goes "maybe i should" and she goes "pull up then" which I learned as of today means "lets throw hands".
Terisa doesn't even hesitate and stands up to plate at which point I attempt to intervene by standing up and repetativly shouting "YALL CHILLCHILLCHILLCHILL-" and Tman can see smts going on and I start waven at him like HELP COME GET THESE STUCK UP SPOILED BRATS and terisa ends up sitting up front. They're looking at the cameras tomorrow to see who cussed who out.
BUT WAIT- nah I'm kidding that's it.
arin hanson kisses jacksepticeye on the thankmas charity livestream 2024.
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Help me.
Love me.
What the fuck.
Yall.. I just realized I was knee deep in the Sanders Side content when I wrote this.
IT WAS WHEN PATTON STARTED HAVING TROUBLE TELLING RIGHT FROM WRONG AND THOMAS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK AND JANUS WAS TRYING TO HELP AND ROMAN WAS UPSET. It all makes sense now.
Patton's the compus, Janus's the snake, I think Roman's the map and Logan's the spy glass or the other way around, and the rose part is Virgil.
What the fuck. I ain't showin it but I'm freaken out right now, what kinda self-discovery is this.
Also, I'm an aweful poet.
I woke up randomly last night, wrote this, and went back to sleep.
Seeing as a month's passed by I think I'll share a couple details that came to light.
I'm assuming the whole 'it's against my religion' ordeal was because whoever asked dr. Umbrige worded it in such a way that she thought they ment personally. Like "why don't you celabrate Halloween?" Versus "why can't we wear costumes"
The real reason was so there were no distractions and that it was unprofessional. Like, I get it if you don't want a hoard of blow up dinos runnin around but you could have specified on the morning anouncement that we're required to hear in homeroom 'no blow ups and no face paint'
I've prolly said this before but I feel like seventy-six suspended students is a lot bigger of a distraction than letting students where costumes one day out of the school year. But for weeks this was all that was talked about.
And finally. She threw Mays' wig in the trash. She's literally not allowed to do that.
Oh. My god.
Have I got a story for yall.
So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.
There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.
All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.
There was a Repunsel.
A Reeses cup.
S was a banana.
J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].
There was a genshin impact character.
Chuckie.
Boo from monsters inc.
People that just had facepaint.
So many people got dresscoded.
Several were in ISS.
Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.
One dude got suspended for not taking his off.
Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.
And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.
I think I won.
[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]
Angular grapefruit..
Why does God hate me?
NICE so it turns out my "Caine appointed Nickname" is Meowing Pineapple, I HONESTLY Don't what to say that 😅
oh no. don’t super delete your channel, mark.
Mark’s brain is a basic bitch
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Fuckin stupid web series got me cryin in the club