I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

*eats a polaroid*

kissing booth au

Shen Yuan scowls, concentrating, and then Binghe’s eyes go wide as he stares at Shang Qinghua’s fellow transmigrator in disbelief. Binghe then grips the hand holding the Weeper’s Eye with both of his hands, focusing as well.

- pride is not the word I'm looking for by Tossawary on AO3, Chapter 46: Men and Monsters

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo as you may be able to tell, ive kinda been getting into svsss <- person who is absolutely deranged about svsss

this fic ive been reading (listening to. the podfic is really good) "pride is not the word I'm looking for" by @tossawary has it's fucking claws in me. and i have no idea how I will cope when i finish reading it...

Yeah so have this thing

anyhow consider reading this fic. You don't have to read Scum Villan to read this (though maybe do because it adds to the suspense?) But if you want a longfic with beautiful found family, a really well written mystery, shang qinghua accidently collecting way too many childern, and shen qingque being terrifying in an awsome and kinda funny way. Read this.

pride is not the word I'm looking for (408442 words) by Tossawary Chapters: 50/50 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Luo Binghe's Adoptive Mother & Shang Qinghua, Luo Binghe & Shang Qinghua, Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Liu Qingge & Shang Qinghua, Shàng Qīnghuá & Original Shěn Qīngqiū, Shang Qinghua & Yue Qingyuan, Shang Qinghua & Everyone, Shang Qinghua & Original Character(s), Undisclosed Relationship(s) Characters: Shang Qinghua, Luo Binghe's Adoptive Mother, Luo Binghe, Mobei-jun, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System Ensemble, Undisclosed Character(s), Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, It's All Shang Qinghua's Fault, Unfridge the Mom, Luo Binghe's Adoptive Mother Lives, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Parental Shang Qinghua, Uncle Shang Qinghua, Shang Qinghua Adopts Luo Binghe, Families of Choice, Family Feels, For Want of a Nail, Universe Alteration, Alternate Character Interpretation, Not Canon Compliant, Self-Indulgent, Worldbuilding, Pre-Canon, Canon Era, Canon-Typical Behavior, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Underage Prostitution, Minor Character Death, Explicit Language, Original Shěn Qīngqiū Sympathetic, Angst and fluff and humor, Shang Qinghua Being an Idiot, Shang Qinghua-centric, POV Shang Qinghua, Unreliable Narrator, Author Is Sleep Deprived, My First Work in This Fandom, Spoilers, Long Shot, Slow Build, Slow Burn, Plot, Plot Twists, Character Development, Original Character(s), Friendship/Love, Introspection, Brother-Sister Relationships, Uncle-Nephew Relationship, Mother-Son Relationship, Fight Scenes, Blood and Injury, Near Death Experiences, Shang Qinghua Deserves Love, Luo Binghe Deserves Love, Complete Series: Part 1 of Pride Is Not The Word, Part 1 of Scum Villain Stories Summary: Shang Qinghua goes to take a self-indulgent peek at his baby protagonist son and gets a kick to the shrivelled heart for his troubles. He gave up on changing the story years ago! Yet he finds himself helping his protagonist son's adoptive mother anyway. Just this one change won't matter too much, right? One little change leads to more. Shang Qinghua never meant to care, but he becomes invested in making sure that his new family survives the looming plot. With the changes to the world cascading around him, with his position as a traitor pulling him between his sect and a certain ice demon, and with the protagonist growing up so quickly, how is one displaced author meant to ensure that everything turns out all right? A Pre-Canon to Canon Divergence story.

I miss my old lady who'd cram herself in my armpit and stick her feet under my back to warm them up

I can't remember your smell but I'll love you till I die and your touch will never leave me

Lyra, my beloved cat of 13 years, passed away this year on Father's Day. She's been by my side through very difficult times and was my little rock of steady and unrelenting love. I struggled a lot drawing this, and struggled a lot posting it, but I know I would've wanted to read a comic like this that validated my grief for her when I lost her.

Wherever you are, Lyra my little summer star, I love you always! Thank you for being the best thing in my life.

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu/Tianlang-jun Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Tianlang-jun, Zhuzhi-lang, Lao Gongzhu | Old Palace Master, Original Characters Additional Tags: Secret Identity, Secret Identity Fail, courting, Demon Courting, Tianlang-jun Being Tianlang-jun, Shen Yuan is Su Xiyan, Oblivious Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Huan Hua Palace head disciple Shen Yuan, Alternate Universe - No System (Scum Villain), Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Needs a Hug, Tianlang-jun is happy to offer one, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Warning: Lao Gongzhu | Old Palace Master, Basically the I’ve connected the dots meme, Mildly Dubious Consent Series: Part 1 of Main Quest: Happily Ever After Summary:

“Immortal Master seems to be very knowledgeable about both nature and literature,” the other man interrupted with an amused quirk of his lips, just as Su Xiyan drew breath to continue his rant.

His mouth snapped closed, his teeth clicking together. Ahhh… hopefully the beard was enough to cover his reddening cheeks. Su Xiyan’s problem was the lack of people to vent to, because the whole of Huan Hua Palace must never learn about what kind of books he read, when not absorbed in a bestiary or other non-fiction tome. His sect was a ridiculously cut-throat and back-stabbing environment.

~*~ Or: Su Xiyan, formerly Shen Yuan, finds a fellow book-enthusiast he can rant to and Tianlang-jun is already secretly planning their wedding. They’ve also connected the dots regarding each other’s secret identity - really, they have.

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

Aw this is so funny/gen

Pov karl just sat on Sapnap's lap slash p slash rp

I've been reading "The Scum Villain's Loss-Prevention Opportunity" by @stardust-falling and I just got to chapter 32! Everything is going too well and I'm afraid, still having a great time tho!

Cumplane fanart based on « i’ve got $400 and a really bad idea » by Cernunun on AO3

Really good fic. I laughed.