MFF Is Over!

a mini cat tree for a tiny arachnid kitty

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

Mumbo being like "oh fiddle sticks I can't build my house here or THE WORLD EATER will destroy it and everything in its path welp I'll go over here then : )" and

Bad being like " this small boy is replacing my road I put down in front of his house I will now INCASE HIS HOME IN ALMOST UNBREAKABLE BLOCKS AND HE'LL RUE THE DAY HE EVER CROSS MY PATH"

what i like about the difference between hermitcraft and the dsmp is that the dsmp characters react to normal events in an unhinged way while the hermitcraft ones treat unhinged events like a regular tuesday. if the hermitcraft characters had doomsday they'd be over it in a week. if the dsmp characters had joe hills' guppy geyser they'd form a cult around it.

Ares lqg My strong wittle Guy!!!!

Ok I know~ it's not in the setting BUT liu qingge NEEDS one of those greek silver leaf crowns it'd look so good on him!

Do you see my vision!

(also Athena liu qingge war god (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠) )

YES I DO my Chinese king shall transcend narratives 🙏

(Although wouldn’t he more fit Ares? I think he works for both but idk I’m not well versed in Greek mythology 😭)

SVSS Fic Rec List

I figured I'd make a fic rec list for the Scum Villain fics I've been reading lately, since that's been a large portion of my recent fic reading. It's 90% Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan, I am a simple woman. (I'm calling SQQ Shen Yuan for this list and original!SQQ Shen Jiu, to avoid confusion.)

Multichapter Fics:

Run For Cover--Modern setting, Shen Yuan summons a dangerous demon. Quite a bit of attempted murder!!! 56k.

If Marriage Was an Olympic Sport--Shen Yuan gets wifeplotted into a marriage hunt. Binghe, fresh out of the abyss, joins the fun. 34k.

Tarnished Gold--Binghe schemes against Gongyi-Xiao!Shen Yuan, and tries not to catch feelings. Immensely slow burn but I was living for it. 118k.

Heartbreak and Other Foreplay--Modern setting, Luo Binghe mistakes Shen Yuan for Shen Jiu and seduces him with revenge in mind. The misunderstanding doesn't last too long but it does cause some chaos. Also, this AU still has cultivation (and, notably, dual cultivation). 108k.

raised by winter winds--Shen Yuan transmigrates into a random Qing Jing disciple and becomes Shen Jiu's head disciple (their relationship is a complicated mess). When Luo Binghe arrives, he asks if he can take Luo Binghe as a pet. 35k.

you are who you love--Shen Yuan gets selective amnesia and forgets about Binghe post-canon. Binghe must seduce him in order to cure said amnesia the same way PIDW cures everything. 38k.

Tongfang--Shen Yuan transmigrates into a sickly young master who canonically is supposed to be a murder victim. Binghe is loaned out by Cang Qiong to work there seasonally. 24k.

Oneshots Or Short Enough I'm Pretending They're Oneshots:

Imposter Syndrome--Shen Yuan, Luo Binghe, Shang Qinghua, Liu Qingge, and Yue Qingyuan run into a doppelganger situation (Dungeon Meshi style, apparently, but easy to understand if you haven't watched Dungeon Meshi--I haven't). 11k.

petal and vine--Plant!Shen Yuan with amnesia, after Huayue City. 5k.

right from the start, i gave you my heart--Jinlan City confrontations grow more complicated when Shen Yuan gets pollened by an obedience curse flower. 11k.

I Want You To Be Happier--Shen Yuan gets full blown amnesia in Jinlan City. Binghe claims they're married and runs away with him. 12k.

Medical Diplomacy--Post-Abyss Binghe finagles an arranged marriage with Shen Yuan, leveraging that he can cure Without a Cure. 12k.

Consanguine--Prince!Shen Yuan and now-Emperor!Luo Binghe (they're siblings... sort of) are reunited after some misunderstandings of the past.

suno to zaraa ye phoolon ki vaadi--Plant!Shang Qinghua after Shang Qinghua gets killed, but he starts out as a tiny small child due to some miscalculations. Rare Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua fic on this list!! 9k.

Cold Hands, Warm Heart--Unable to use spiritual power and stranded in the middle of nowhere, Mobei-jun has to watch while Shang Qinghua gets worsening hypothermia. The h/c is incredible. 16k. Once again MobeiShang!!! 16k.

Plastromancy--Shen Yuan is the Other Shizun in a sort of a Coraline AU. 16k.

I'd be interested in seeing recs from anyone else :D<3

I LOVE crows feet wrinkles on people, knowing that they were happy and smiling enough to have it now permanently on there face is so nice.

LIKE DAMN I LOVE THAT YOUR WERE AND ARE HAPPY FREQUENTLY!!!!!!

truly awful when people are insecure about things that are just batshit insane levels of attractive because if they see me staring at them like a hunting dog theyre going to think its because i think theyre ugly and not because i want them

This is kinda weird, but it icks me out whenever somebody calls me "acearo"

Like it's not enough for me to correct them, and I'm certainly not gonna tell other aspecs what to do, but for some reason aroace is the correct way to order it in my mind.

My guess is that it's because my aro-ness has always been more important to my identity to me? Sex has always been something like "oh yeah that's a thing ig, just not my thing", whereas with romance it's always around me, and I feel the lack of it a lot more strongly. And I also just have odd preferences about the way I list things just in general, but yeah

Is this just a me thing, or do other aroaces have opinions on the way people say their identity?

that makes a lot of sense! i've not heard many (or any?) people say acearo, but for someone who feels a stronger connection to being aro, i get how that feels wrong. i'm sure there are others who feel the same way, feel free to comment/reblog if you do!