Whenever Americans Talk About Scotland They Always Talk About Loch Ness And The Monster.

What’s wrong with Marie?

Tijuana or Marijuana?

tijuana?

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

right now, he's prey.

@endlesswells don't do that

guy who gets increasingly confused when an 80’s song fades out so he turns it up louder and louder and gets blasted so hard by the next song starting that he dies

I love my child.

Please take good care of them!

Every time I get someone into Generation Loss, I eventually sit them down to have The Talk.

"So. Do you know about the towels and the anvils?"

I explain the entire Towel Saga, every clip there is of it, referencing it, from start to finish.

You can ask them. I have sat them down through the 3 hours explanation of all. Of it.

MORE SILLY EMOTES!

How dare you combine my internet dad with one of my current hyperfixations

You’re awesome

But hey, that’s just a statement.

A [insert fear] STATEMENT

They need a marriage counsellor

Shrimp or Krill?

Clearly shrimp, I've got definitely so many reasons for choosing shrimp and not at all just choosing it bc it's the Neat Word