JJK Reverse Harem x chubby/fat reader
No. of words - 6.5k
Characters : Nanami Kento, Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Choso Kamo, Ryomen Sukuna
You can choose the reader to be 21+,25+, 30+ (really, it’s your choice)
Other characters are 25+
(Well, Sukuna and Choso are more than 1000+ and 150+ years old obviously)
Read the warnings before you click ‘read more’
CW : chubby/fat AFAB reader, they/them pronouns,fluff and not sfw, horny thoughts(wet dreams and fantasies), hurt/comfort, the harem being lil perverts, ooc Sukuna, occasionally(well…ykwim), mentions of feeding (not fetish or a kink, just affectionate gesture), oblivious! Reader, physical violence (not towards the reader), implied male masturbation, genitalia mention, the harem is fucking whipped for chubby reader, occasional bouts of public fatphobia, slight internalized fatphobia (if you squint), reader wears dresses/pants/skirts/thigh-highs etc, reader gets drunk, accidental striptease from reader, not beta read because why the fuck not, kinda rushed towards the end, AU because I said so and I wanna see them smile and be happy :”)
OK, as expected let’s just get into how all of these mfs became whipped for a chubby cutie like you
Disclaimer : all of them crave for your attention
Yeah, some people hide it better.
What am I talking about??? Some??
You know who’s hiding it better, the one who claims he doesn’t play favourites but yet always takes you to bookstores, restaurants, maybe an outing at yours or his favourite cafe with each of your desired items in front of you
Or one of the few people who he tolerates, well more like enjoys, because your presence is so pleasing and he turns so mushy wushy for you
The one who adores your warmth and softness against the coldness and roughness that the world possessed
Who loves to hold your chubby hand when you initiate the gesture, the only hint of him liking your affections being a brief dusting of pink across his sharp cheekbones
You already got the person, I know
Yep, exactly, it’s Nanami Kento
The stoic faced ex-businessman-turned-jujutsu sorcerer who absolutely adores the way your pretty eyes squeeze shut because whenever you smile, your chubby cheeks poof up making him want to absolutely cup your round face and kiss your breath away
But he won’t tho, because he knows he has competition :(
But he really really really really wants to make you his :(
His plump cutie who kisses him everytime he returns home from draining missions and let him ask to be smothered between your thick thighs
Or fuck, just sit on his sculpted face and let him pamper your supple body with his tongue fucking into your tight hole
Kento drowning in your essence and suffocating between your thighs is his go-to way to reach his climax when he has R-rated thoughts about you
He needs you so fucking bad it’s not even funny
Now, Gojo Satoru
Yeah, he’s a whore
But only for you :(
He absolutely digs it whenever a sliver of your skin is exposed
Your skirt rode up and now your doughy thighs are showing with cellulite just etched onto it??? He wanna grab and chomp
Your shirt rode up exposing your belly and stretch marks?? He wanna lick the rivulets on your skin and make your chubby self squirm until you beg that you want his sharp tongue somewhere else (your pussy)
Your shirt comes down a bit, exposing your bra-clad chest due to it being weighed down by water because it suddenly rained and you ran outside to frolic in it?? Suffocate his sculpted face between them, pls, he doesn’t wanna breathe :(
Getou Suguru, my artistic mans
Now I headcanon that Getou knows how to draw and sketch, so he spends a lot of time sketching your plump frame :(
Of course, he will never show you his sketchbook with only your pictures in it
But Gojo found it tho lmaoooo
The blue-eyed sorcerer relentlessly teased him for it too
Getou just huffed and took it away from his hands because well, it was you, wasn’t it?
He could never wanna tarnish you, not in pictures or face to face
You were his beloved muse, unbeknownst to you
Your enchanting smile, the way your clothes billow all over or stick to all your plush goodness
The way your chubby cheeks go smush when you rest them on your palm
The way your cute round toes wiggle when you place them on his lap
The way your supple calves jiggle when you walk (fucker walks right behind you, same as Gojo)
The way you hug his tall frame from behind (and Getou revelling in your softness) before he tickles the soft palms of your hands making you adorably squeal and run away
The way he wants to leave marks from his teeth and hands all over the expanse of your lush body
The way he fantasizes about it in the late nights while he languidly strokes his aching cock muffling his moans onto a pillow
Yeah, bby, he’s hooked into you
Ryomen Sukuna, the King of Curses
Yeah, he’s an ass towards you at first
Well, not mocking or making fun of your weight per say, more like telling you how he can handle you with just one hand thank you very much
You, in your good sense of humour, rarely pay any attention to the curse and the said curse was becoming desperate at this point lmaooo
Sukuna : If you are feeling scared to sit on me because you are worried about being heavy, honestly that's a joke in itself, heh! Well, just know that I can sit your ample form on my shoulders and run at an incredible speed. Or you know 👀👀
You, who is tryna drink water in peace and having no time for his BS : Shut up Sukuna, I will just sit on top of you!
Sukuna, very amused : Is that a promise, my lil chubby bunny?
Cue you, walking away from him fed up with his swag and shit while he stares at how your wide hips sway from side to side, tantalizing him
Sukuna is a jerk (affectionate), nonetheless.
Always grabbing you by the scruff of your neck with his big palms (like a mama leopard picking their cubs UWU) and admiring the squeak that comes out of your cute mouth while he pulls you closer to his smirking face
Thirsty ass boi ><
This mf is so sneaky, you never hear him coming up behind you
He literally pulls you towards him by wrapping his strong arms around your plush middle
He enjoys the way your softness trembles against his rock hard body
He really wants to see you squirm and whimper and just fucking moan under his touch when he pinches and squeezes every ounce of fat on your body
He doesn’t go that far, but settles for when he squishes your round cheeks making you pucker your lush lips at him, twinkling eyes staring up at his imposing figure
He is obsessed with watching your thick thighs jiggle whenever you wear shorts in his vicinity. Fucker bites his lips so hard. Looks like the fuckboi emoji if you catch him staring at you
Man has no shame at all lmaoooo
Especially when he indulges in his fantasies of him just eating you out from behind, suffocated by your ass and pillowy thighs and chubby mound that he ends up cumming on himself most nights……well, who am I kidding, it’s every night
Now Choso <3
He’s a lovely lovely man, ugh :(
So fond of you, always has a sprinkle of blush on his cheeks whenever you are in his vicinity
He adores your smiles, the way you slip your round hands into his calloused ones
The way you hold his face in your soft palms and caress his cheeks
The way you laugh around him, the way he observes how your supple body jiggles when you express your joy whether it was from a silly video on your phone, a book, seeing Gojo mess with Nanami and caresses your rounded sides making you settle back into the black haired man’s body (Nanami will pretend to be annoyed but then look over the newspaper just for him to melt when he sees you absolutely enjoying yourself, ugh :( he’s so whipped)
Or even if you fall asleep on Choso, he will maneuver your round frame in a way that you now lie on his chest
He’s so calmed down by your breathing
Fuck, you are so somft, and Choso just melts from the closeness that you naturally allowed in your own way
He is caressing the rolls over your clothes and relishes the warmth emanating from your plush body
You would feel much more ravishing when he turns you into a boneless pile of goo from how many times he made you cum
And I OOP-
0 to 100 real quick, Choso <3
Thank God, he has a blood manipulation technique so he is able to stave off his erection. For now
He will satiate his dirty thoughts about you riding him and kissing him tenderly before he takes control and proceeds to ravage you until you cry when he’s alone
He wants to spurt his cum over your belly and thick thighs
To make you cum until you are craving for him with your soul
To paint your chest with his capitulation, watching it roll down between the crevices of your body
He feels so guilty when he thinks about you like that, but as long as you don’t know about it, it’s fine, right?
You are one oblivious chubby bunny, oh my goodness
These fine-ass men are fighting tooth and nail for your attention and affection
You just chalk up their affection to their job because they are involved in a risky profession so they want to make use of their time with you
Living their best life as much as they can
They couldn't possibly be attracted to you, right?
WRONG
They are dead-set to have you in their lives, whether they emerge a winner or not, they want you to be in their life so bad
Bunny, they would pay you to get involved in every crevice of their lives
But of course, you don’t know shit about their competition so you just continue hanging out with them, as usual
Well, having one of them with you when hanging out is itself a guard dog situation. They will absolutely subtly glare at anyone who dared to approach you and ask for your number
Well, they can’t exactly blame the people either. You are just existing looking all soft and cute, with bountiful curves for days, turning interested heads wherever you go and they do nothing but silently fume T_T
But on the off chance, some dickhead or asshole dares to fat-shame you or give you weird looks because you happen to be eating or look at your phone or because of your attire (frankly why are people so concerned about what fat people wear, jeez!)
Or just walk up to you when you are coming out of the restroom
Well, often times you ignore and walk right past them to make way to your company and drag them away with you despite your companion telling you that they can kick the jerk’s ass
Lord, if someone makes you cry in public because of the sharp-edged brutalized insults…….rip to that person, you might as well order their coffin
Whether it’s a single person, like let’s just go with a one or two sentence elaboration
Nanami Kento - is READY TO FIGHT. He would squeeze the bastard’s shoulder and make them kneel on the ground in front of you and demand that they apologize to you. Nobody, and I mean, nobody makes his angel feel bad about themselves, especially for something such as physical appearance. He gives a final warning before pulling him up and pushing him out of your view. Gives you a hug and rubs your rounded shoulders to calm you down. Even presses his forehead against yours before placing a kiss there to make you smile.
Gojo Satoru - is MENACING. The moment he sees the incident he is already behind you giving the most scariest glare to the fucking bastard who dared to hurt the strongest sorcerer’s sweet lil mochi. Immediately grabs the attacker’s collar and threatens to apologize to his friend (love of his life, but let’s move on). The one who insulted you is trembling about to pee himself from how tight Gojo’s grip was. Gojo was this close to blasting their head off into the orbit before he heard a slew of apologies from the jerk’s mouth. Pushing him away, he grabbed you and glared at the dickhead one more time before he left with you. Places your head against his chest and rubs your back slowly and softly to subdue your cries.
Getou Suguru - is CALM but MENACING. His smile sends tremors through the bastard’s soul and before they even realize they are on the ground, their shoulders feeling heavy, their eyes watering. Getou calmly demands that they apologise lest he makes them suffer for even breathing with ill intentions towards you. Won’t stop until you hold his arms with your round hands and tells him to let go. Getou does let go but only after 30 seconds more all the while wiping your tears away with his slender fingers and kissing your chubby cheeks.
Ryomen Sukuna - yeah, that guy’s dead. No but seriously, the guy wouldn’t know what hit him before he’s flying into a wall. Before any more damage can be done, you are dragging Sukuna away from the scene. He wanted to go back and give a piece of his mind again but then he hears sniffles from his chubby bunny :( He abruptly stops walking, making you squeak and tumble back towards his strong body. Wrapping his arms around your waist, he mumbles into your neck that whatever that asshole said wasn’t true and that you are beyond his wildest definitions of an angel. Wipes your tears away and cups your chubby cheeks before nuzzling his nose against yours
Choso Kamo - Bruv, this man sees RED and proceeds to make him faint by manipulating his blood.He spikes the blood in his body and slightly drains the blood from his cranial area. Your chubby self is literally standing there shocked while the one who insulted you is lying on the ground. Choso just calmly walks towards you and holds his hand towards you, prompting you to step over the man. He would try to calm your tears down by rubbing your neck and kissing your forehead. He would start kissing your pudgy fingers and attempt to make you giggle by blowing on them. When you finally do giggle, he reminds you that as long as you let him, he would always be your knight in shining armour.
If it’s all of them…….yeah…..they gone bruh. You got this whole squad of bodyguards who are ready to just lie down on the ground just so you would step on them.
The moment anybody tries to cross with you, bro….yeah, they better run.
You got five pairs of eyes looking at the asswipe like they are about to turn him into ashes from their stare
Five very tall and strong men, ready to destroy and burn the world if it means that you are safe and happy, looking at this ratboi daring him, taunting him to say anything that would ruin your mood
The person scuttles away before even telling you anything
You are just perplexed on what just happened (bby just turn back, you will know the reason)
Back to fluff (and naughty bits)
As I have said before, Ryomen Sukuna is a menace.
You would be just chilling on the couch when the King of Curses plops down right beside you and stares at you
You are used to this behaviour so you pay him no attention and continues doing what you were doing whether that be looking through your phone, watching a movie or reading a book
He wants your attention, so what does he do, he picks your supple calves from the ground and places it on his lap
You just raise your eyebrow at him while he smiles and runs his nails on the sensitive skin making you shudder softly
Taking note of this, he will pull you closer and closer until he just lifts you and puts you on his lap
From then, he will knead your belly, your bulged out hips, your doughy thighs and even your plump arms
You will just sigh in glee and settle into him even more comfortably
Well, from what you have heard, Sukuna used to be a human before becoming the King of Curses
Maybe he was just craving what he may have lost on, to get a sense of familiarity maybe?
Yeah, that was it.
You were wrong.
Okay, well not completely wrong. But well, he wanted to know what parts on your round body made you squirm with delight
So he began poking and gently slapping your generous parts to watch them jiggle
Yeah man, he’s entranced by your jiggle. Not in a weird way, but just….he loved seeing how your fat bubbles between his fingers and well, he wished you were jiggling while you were underneath or above him as well. Oh yeah, he would be down for that.
Shit, nope, he can’t get hard now
Well, taking note of the soft pats and hits against your softness, you asked him what he was doing to which he just told you to mind your own business and blushed 50 different shades of red
You just giggled and laid against his chest before falling asleep shortly after
Nanami is the type to want you to sit on the counter while he makes food
Ever since you came into his life, he got the idea that peace is not necessarily only enjoying time alone but it can also be enjoying and cherishing time with people they love and care about as well
Well, in your case, you were pretty oblivious to his, well (not just his, you got a harem bby, did you forget?) affections towards you, he did take full advantage of it, in his own Nanami way
Cooking!! Bro, that’s his extension of his love for you
So, while you sit on the counter sneakily eating the tomatoes or cucumbers or carrots
Even a bit of the dessert or, knowing Nanami, desserts
Nanami knows but he still lets you get away with it because it’s you :(
If Gojo entered the kitchen Nanami tells him to go away lmaoo I am cryin-
Just straight up throws a spare apron towards the sorcerer and tells him to get out of the kitchen-
The scene makes you laugh making the tip of Nanami’s ears turn red
Clearing his throat, he turned towards you only to see you putting a lil dollop of whipped cream that you scooped with your forefinger
GODDDDDDDDDDD
You with your chubby cheeks and soft belly pooching out of your shorts :(
Your thick thighs spread on the counter like cookie dough, tempting him to sink his teeth into them :(
You are licking your pudgy fingers????? You like his food that much????
Let him just marry you already
Nanami is literally about to drool onto his pristine kitchen floor before he catches himself and focuses on the dish
You try to sneak one more lick of whipped cream when Nanami has his back turned to you, looking at the oven where the crème brûlées were coming on nicely
But before you could put in your mouth, Nanami suddenly caught your plump arms and he steps in so close that your bodies touch
He presses his forehead against yours while your eyes are wide open at his actions
You aren’t uncomfortable, this was just a side of Nanami that you hadn’t seen before
So bold and flirtatious
Nanami could feel the quick breaths against his skin making him automatically think whether you would give the same intensity and frequency of breaths if he had his face pressed against your cunt
This close to you, Nanami was a vision
His blonde eyelashes fluttering against his sculpted cheekbones
His sharp nose nudging against yours
His body hard against the soft contours of your body
He looked much more bigger pressed up against you
Nanami could almost feel your delectable body just pressed up ….ah-
He just pinches your chubby cheeks and leaves you flabbergasted on the counter
And yes, he does gladly feed you if you allowed him <3
Choso is a sweetheart <3
You had seen him when Yuuji introduced the man as his older brother
Your lush of expanse of skin had him hooked onto you
Your first meeting was a bit awkward because here was this man with space buns and a thin black line across his nose staring at you so intensely
He was looking at your cute belly in your crop top and thighs which were spilling out of your thigh highs
You were playing with your fingers and Choso just about melted on how round and soft they looked
He didn’t break eye contact until you did
But the image of your rubenesque body never left his mind
Choso was reminded of the artworks that he had seen in Getou’s room. The ones with the ladies who were full-figured and naked, or covered with a cloth that covered parts of their alluring body being admired or fonded over
Fast forward a few months, Choso can be seen cuddling you or you falling asleep on him as I have mentioned before
He loves it when you play with his hair and put flowers in it
But he especially loves it when you run your fingers through his long locks and plait his hair or put any YouTube hair styling content to practice
So far, you had done princess plait, French plaît, Fish plait, curled his hair (both with the rolls and with a curling iron), and sometimes even bridal styles too
He just sits on the floor between your thighs while you are seated on the couch letting you do whatever it is that you want to do with his hair
Choso just sits there contently trying to will down his thoughts of you caressing his scalp after he pleasures you and makes you tremble to the heavens as well
Horn Knee BOI uwu <3
Once again, he can hide his erection tho lmao
Getou Suguru mindlessly doodles on your soft arms sometimes :(
You don’t complain tho because he draws the prettiest flowers on you
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon be damned, you are the most gorgeous and sweetest flower anyone could find in this world
Getou always relishes the smile that you give him when your skin is adorned with his artwork
Could be a rose with a dagger on your forearm, jasmines on your pudgy fingers, a moon and stars on the back of your hand or a kitty cat on your thighs
He loves to doodle on you because sometimes you get so sensitive dsbasdhfdsvh
He is so :(
UGH, he’s so into you it burns his brain sometimes
You are incredibly ticklish too, so sometimes he just slowly crawls his fingers towards your most ticklish parts to feel you jiggle from your laughter :(
You sound so cute :(
It often makes him daydream whether you are the same when naked too :(
Your rolls, your belly, your neck and your thighs are the prime targets of his tickling
He wonders whether you giggle if he presses and leaves nips all over your succulent body as well
Oh my God, that would be so fucking cute :( Stop, he can’t even-
Another member of the team ‘Play with my hair and I will be yours forever <3’
Let him lay on your lap and close his eyes while your fingers run through his hair
Babes, he is in heaven trust me <3
He literally presses his face against your warm belly, indulging in the feeling of your skin against his :(
Jeez, whipped much?
Gojo Satoru, another menace <3
Again, it’s all to grab your attention <3
Wants to pamper you and love you and smother you and kith you and bite you and-
He just daydreams about squeezing and biting all your squishy parts and loving you and doting over you, ugh ‘m sick :(
Whenever he hugs you he loves that there is so much to grab onto.
If you wear a crop top in front of him, rip to his braincells
He always notices that your belly jiggles at the slightest touch and movement, and your muffin top omggggg
Your love handles are so squishy :(
He could grab onto those while he places your plump form onto his face, couldn’t he?
Make tears stream down your face but he may keep going until you are this close to passing out, with drool coming out of your pretty mouth
And smack that ass if he feels you lifting yourself up from his face because YOU thought that YOU would be too much for him to handle
He doesn’t have those big hands for nothing, he is gonna fold you <3
And your stretch marks T_T please he just wants to trace and let him allow you to be content with the lines on your body
Satoru always grabs a handful of your fat whenever he cuddles with you ugh he’s so whipped for you, shut up
He’s a such a menace when he steals your long sleeved shirts so you have to walk around in spaghetti strap tops giving him more than an eyeful at your chest
He ADORES making you laugh from his incessant behaviour towards Nanami. It’s mutual between the three of you that it’s in good faith but the way your pretty eyes glimmer when you know that something mischievous is about to happen before shortly bursting into a loud laugh makes him laugh too
This bitch might as well record your laugh and hear it from time to time based on how much he adores nuzzling into you to make you giggle and squeal
Pinches your chubby cheeks :(
Even nibbles on them to annoy you :(
He even makes sure to buy you sweets and trinkets, well whatever reminds him of you, he is gonna buy it
I mean, he bought a LOT of hentai with people having really similar body shapes as you and yeah, that’s been his fap material for a while
If Gojo found Getou’s sketchbook, Getou finds Gojo’s BBW porn collection lmaooo
They just stood in Gojo’s room pointing at each other like that one spiderman meme
Hanging out with all of them together? Yeah, bby their focus is on you
If you happened to wear a dress, with your belly pressing against the elastic the moment your attention is diverted or get up to get a drink, they need to subtly adjust their pants
Sukuna leans down to your ear and tickles your neck when you come back and others are just 😠
Like, how dare Sukuna grab your attention???
But here’s the thing tho, your dress is mid-length, short sleeved and your thighs are just out there hhhnnngggg
Thick jiggly juicy thighs
The way they take up a bit more space when they spread out
How squeezable they are, how soft and wonderful they are to stroke and grab at and leave marks on it and bite so deep into it
It makes them wanna sink their fingers into them
You really out here looking like the reincarnation of Venus and these poor souls are waiting to get one crumb of your attention pls-
They wanna worship you please! Notice them you oblivious chubby baby!
If these mfs had a secret twitter account, all of their taglines would be ‘THICCCCC SUPREMACY’
These mfs mostly fall asleep on you, claiming that it was fluffier than any bed that they lay on
Your muffin top tho!!!
Bby, lemme tell you, all of them are absolute menaces for your love handles
Like how aptly named, isn’t it?
Perfect handfuls, so soft and so adorable
They are so damn cute that they will either sleep on them or squeeze them
Squeeze your love handles for world peace
That’s what goes through their mind lmao fuck it-
The way your wide hips have them hypnotised gooD LoRD
Nothing like a thick soft belly to match some thick soft hips
I mean, if your shirt rides up while you are napping on anyone’s couch or even your own couch, there’s a 500% or more chance that they wanna bury their faces in it
Dimples!!!!!!! Dimples on thighs!!!! Cellulite!!!
LET THEM BITE
On God, they wanna bite and leave marks bro-
So somft and plush, fuckkkkk
Wanna dig their fingers into them while you tremble and quiver from your cries
Just ruin them already hoover damn
Mfs wants to sink their lips into your belly!
Glide their tongues over the stretch marks, bite your belly hang
Grab onto all your squishy parts and go ‘heart eyes motherfucker’ when they spill out of their hands too :(
They wanna press themselves against you, feel your fat around them, enveloping them PLS-
If they get a chance to cuddle you, they will TAKE it
Napping with someone as soft and doughy as you, cracking jokes with someone as sweet and compassionate as you, hearing your breathy giggles before your tiredness overtakes you while they watch how your eyes flutter close :(
Using your chest, belly, legs or whatever as pillows is so super comfortable T_T
They feel so safe and at home with you, I wanna cry
The belly grabbers (Sukuna, Gojo and Getou) always make you giggle because as I have said before, you are very sensitive and ticklish
You ask them to be a bit more sensitive but they pretend to not heed that and just nuzzle into your neck
They leave after softly pinching your thighs lmao
Nanami and Choso are out here gently poking your belly and your cheeks to make you smile
Naw, they are not making fun of your weight bby
THEY WOULD NEVER, NOBODY WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT IT
They are just in awe and adoration at how squishy and warm it is
Whenever you cuddled, they kindly wrap their arms around your soft torso and caresses your belly until you fall asleep uwu
Soft belly, soft tiddies, soft thighs, soft ass and soft heart
Can they just have you as theirs already UGH PLS T_T
Your round face makes you look like a cherub and all your fat makes you look so youthful and innocent :(
Your chubby lil fingers feel like fucking baby cashmere and they adore it when you caress their face and grab their hand to hold
Your toes look like lil marshmallows hhng, they wanna paint your nails and massage your legs and rub cocoa body butter on them :(
Actually wants to rub cocoa butter all over you, just let them do it already ><
Your FUPA is their weak spot, their catalyst, I said it
They want to leave kisses on your FUPA so bad, it’s not even funny
Wanna b i t e, wanna n i b b l e, wanna s q u e e z e, wanna g r a b, wanna d r o o l, wanna s m a c k all over that plush mound that you carry with you stop-
If you ever bent over in front of them to pick up something from the ground, yeah game over, they dead bruv
They way your shorts rode up till the lower curve of your ass cheeks, the way your thighs flexed as you picked up the item from the ground, the way you walk away with you adjusting your shorts to not give yourself a wedgie, the way everyone’s eyes zeroed in on your stretch marks and freckles and birthmarks while you bent down and even while you were walking away, your thighs going 💞 jiggle jiggle💞
BABE GET THESE MEN CPR NEOW
All of them love to squish your soft cheeks :(
They wanna KITH
It makes them laugh from the cute expressions your face can exhibit
You’re so fucking pretty and so adorable they could just eat you up T_T
Gets handful of your sumptuous thighs whenever Gojo/Getou/Sukuna gives you piggyback rides
Choso and Nanami carry you princess style because they like seeing your face all smiley and then pressing your cheeks against their heart <3
They also feel up your rolls and waist dips oop-
Babe, when they first offered to lift you up, you straight up ran away thinking that you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in case you were ‘too heavy’
BINCH YOU THOUGHT
They literally lift you up like a kid picks up a teddy bear and proceeds to not let you put your foot on the ground for hours
LMAO they are strong as fuck, don’t even bother tryna say no when they wanna lift you up
Just stand there and let them have their fill <3
If you wear someone else’s clothes because you woke up from sleeping and you found a sweater laying on your bed (how convenient)
Baby, the moment you enter into the kitchen and stretch your arms upwards
And your pudgy belly pokes out from the bottom of the shirt gooDBYE
They have ascended
Other than Nanami, most of them take your sweaters and shirts for themselves because it smells like you and it’s so big on their forms T_T
It’s so soft too, stop :(
Nanami would love to wear your clothes, especially your sweaters and shirts but he always asks because he is a gentleman and he likes it when you take his hoodies too
The others like it when you take their clothes too!!
Always makes sure to buy in larger sizes so you can take it for yourself and feel happy in it
They ares so sweet towards you I am gonna cry-
One time, they accompanied you to a cat cafe
You were wearing a peach dress that ended just above your knees
Babes, thank god you were excited at the prospect of going to the said cat cafe with your friends because the way they thirsted over you whew
The swish of your dress exposes your thighs to them more than they expected and the way it accentuated your chest, fellas get them a drink now!!!
The moment you settled down in the cafe, cats just walked up to you and you just awed
And baby, the amount of pictures that they took of you have no ends omg-
Gojo is straight up lying on the ground to get every angle and you are trying not to laugh so loud at the poses that he is making to take your pic (bitch is balancing himself on one hand to take insta worthy shorts <3)
Nanami is over there ‘head in hands, that’s the love of my life’ crisis (he is also taking multiple pictures)
Getou is the one who is piling more cats on you (even taking selfies and other pictures)
Sukuna is BIG, standing at almost 7ft tall (i am sweating through my cooch-)
Like at first he opposed to come with you but then your eyes teared up and you were about to gloomily walk away
God, he felt so bad :(
“Fine, fine I will go with you jeez, stop crying :(“
He seems to be having so much fun from the way the kitties keen for his touch cuz he got them nails (he will trim them down if he gets you iykwim)
Choso!!! Is!!! Melting!!!!
Cats come up to him too and he is laying his head on your soft shoulder and scritching the black cat that is currently having their paws on your chest looking up at you and sniffing your double chin <3
Kittens are napping and making biscuits on your belly and you are over there giggling :(
You sound like an angel, let them KITH YOU PLS-
They had never been so jealous of cats LMAO
The cats are out here getting caressed and kissed???
And having their cheeks pinched??? And getting scritches???
As if you don’t give them kisses too EYE-
But now that they have photos of you being affectionate with the lil creechers, you bet they are fighting amongst themselves to get those pics
Because the cats were rubbing their head against your thicccc thighs and well, they had more than an inkling that they would also behave the same way too
Another time you went to a bar dressed in the sexiest silk red short-sleeve shirt, short black skirt and black stockings with thigh garters binch!!!
Bro, your fat spilling out of those stocking made their brains melt from their ears
You are in the VIP area, courtesy of Gojo <3
Well, even more of a private area because your group got a private bartender too
One drink led to another and now here you are, skin hot, inhibitions a bit awry
These five men are like a bit concerned, well Gojo is not that concerned since he was the one who kept handing you shot after shot
You are so giggly and like flirting with them like
“Youuu guysss are soooooo handsomeeee, d’you like me tooooo?”
You are playing with their hair and they are just over there tryna be respectful and shit but by God you are so tempting when you let yourself relax like that
“Am I prettyyyy? Am I not prettyyyy? :(“
You are over there babbling with your dazed out eyes and tugging on their clothes
Gojo is just T_T
You are supposed to flirt with him what happened T_T
The bartender walks away to attend a call and oh my god
Before they know it, you are on the bar counter, you have already unbuttoned the buttons of your shirt giving them more than an eyeful at your ample bosom
Gojo goes 👀😏
Choso is over here looking like the Robert Pattinson standing awkwardly meme, even more red and sweating
Nanami turns beet red and immediately covers you with his coat
You are giggling and grabbing his tie going, “Nanamiiiinnnnn, Na-na-na-namiiinnnn, Nanamini, can I pat your butt? Pwease :(“
Sukuna already has your supple form hauled over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and now you are patting his ass to the beat of ‘Sexy Back’ singing slurred
Getou shot your ass patting antics the entire way back to your apartment
LMAO they are roasting you after
But they keep quiet about the strip tease, because that will stay a secret with them forever
That’s for their eyes only <3
If you buy something for them, they are treasuring it and cherishing it with their life
Might be a book, a plushie, an article of clothing, any jewellery or even some random greeting cards, fucking even music playlists that reminds you of them
Like you may put playlist titles like ‘My one and only menace Gojo <3’/ ‘Bread Daddy Nanamin B)’/’My Rapunzel Boi Getou’/’My Favorite Catboi Choso’/’My Big Stronk Suku-na-na-na-naaaa’ and send them songs
Baby their hearts go DOKI-DOKI
DOKI-DOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You are so bubbly and your joy and kindness is something that they always look forward to
One of the best things about you (as if all of them aren’t the best things) is the way your joy reverberates all around you. As I have said before, when you laugh, you jiggle and that happiness physically moves the people around you T_T
Babes, they are so in love with you, just kiss them already 💓
Reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated, thank you <3
Also Happy New Year to you guys 💗💗
I hope you all get the chance to recover from your past year(s), seek help, get the support and have the courage to be yourself again 💕💕
Sukuna, & Toji hcs with chubby!fem!reader who is a baker (∩˃o˂∩)♡🧁
Author note 🥧 : this is a continuation from the Yuuji, Megumi, and Nanami hcs part 1 with baker!chubby!fem!reader that you can find in my masterlist in the pinned post.
Warning 🥧 : Blood & Flesh mentioned, cursing word, some tinyy spice in toji part, reader skin color is not announced. & some misspelled word maybe? this is just pure fluff.
Part One ♡ Part Two ♡ Part Three
✧ Sukuna
• doesnt want to admit it but he's freaking love you and would kill for you.
• he really really wants to taste the deliciousness of your pastry and bread but his tongue will never work :(
• he just like silently drooling seeing people eating your pastry snd bread while he's just sitting in his throne mind empty only full with "i wanna taste that type of food" even though he know his tongue couldnt handle it.
• he sometimes ask if you could make a pastry or a bread made of curses flesh & blood 💀
• and you would tell him "kuna.. thats not gonna happen."
• big king curse pout :(
• he just gonna be dreaming all day while imagining the taste of your pastry and bread in a way his tongue could accept, that was his biggest dream </3.
✧ Toji
• he think of you as a Wife material.
• you : round, soft, good for breeding, own a bakery and can make a good pastry and bread!? yum yum, diamond rings is on the way!!
• would always bring the topic of what-you-can-do to his other companion, like everytime he's in a conversation, he's always somehow manage to bring you and your bakery bussiness into it. even if the conversaton with naoya zenin.
• but if the conversation turns to be negative, like they mock you or something, you bet your ass this big guy will break their fricking nose for look down and talk down on you.
• "watch your filthy goddamn mouth over my fiancee, you fuckface."
@chibithewitch Here's your request, sweetheart!
Sun Wukong
He thinks you’re the most adorable thing on this planet. He loves literally everything you do. Your food, your body, your magic, all perfect. You’re perfect and he will not shut up about it. It’s a little embarrassing.
Do not let him help you bake though. He will probably set something on fire or use salt instead of sugar or something like that. My man can’t cook for shit.
You have to watch him because he will steal snacks as you’re making them especially if it has peaches in it.
He’s seen a lot of magic but yours amazes him just like the rest of you.
Macaque
One of his love languages is acts of service so he appreciates literally everything you do, magic or not. The magic just makes it easier for you. Also uses his shadow magic to help you where he can.
He can cook but hasn’t tried much baking so he tends to make meals for you two when he gets the time instead of helping you in the bakery. He knows he protects you but he still feels like he doesn’t help out as much as he should plus he’s just a sucker for domestic stuff.
Also steals snacks when you’re not looking as long as it’s not for work.
You get up early to open the bakery and he’s not usually up till midday but he helps you close out. Tends to hum you to sleep when you’re tired.
Azure Lion
This man is so soft for you, it’s not even funny. He just thinks you’re the most precious thing in the world. He gets up early with you to help you open up shop.
He’s pretty used to magic around him so your magic doesn’t faze him much. Can reach the tall shelves for you.
Is the only one out of these three that never eats anything that you don't expressly give him. Very willing to help you test new recipes with you. He will purr if he really likes it then gets embarrassed about purring.
You weigh like literally nothing to any of these three but Azure Lion is the most likely to carry you around without laughing or teasing you.
Not on TikTok often but I heard this audio I had to make this edit with it. Here's a link to the original
One must imagine diluc ragnvindr as the main character in a dating sim game who has about twelve other people with crushes on him. The list goes as follows:
- His childhood friend he kissed once when he was 16 who he hasn't seen in ten years (Thoma)
- His ex-wife who he has complicated feelings towards (Jean)
- The girl from that flower shop who is obsessed with him (Donna)
- An old chinese man who keeps quoting ancient texts at him and saying he knew the guy who wrote it (probably a god) (Zhongli)
- The first one's boss who keeps flirting with him and suggesting they enter a polyamorous marriage in really unsubtle ways (Ayato)
- A gambler lady who thinks he's really good at killing people and keeps sexually (???) choking/strangling enemies they fight (Yelan)
- Some gang leader from Japan with big tits who keeps trying to beetle fight him and is endearingly stupid (Itto)
- An architect from Persia who is knee deep in debt and cares very heavily about everything (Kaveh)
- The architect's roommate, also a well-known Arabian scholar who never takes his headphones off and somehow still hears everything Diluc says (Alhaitham)
- A French prison warden who keeps reminding him to take care of himself while he struggles to reign in his own daughter (?? Child who is always with him??? Coworker?? Diluc can't tell) (Wriothesley)
- his doctor (Baizhu)
- That one night stand he had when he was on a killing spree who turned out to be a leading part of the organisation that killed his father and then fucked his brother but is still trying with him too for some fucking reason (Childe)
Fun idea for an unusual meet-cute with Mr. Hydro Dragon himself:
It's been a trying day (haha) at court and Neuvillette is a bit depressed about the parade of human avarice and stupidity that he's seen. He looks down to read the next case on the docket and sighs. Aggrevated assault. Wonderful.
He does a bit of a double take when you come down to sit in the defendant's box with a stubborn look on your face. He checks the schedule to make sure he's read things correctly. He has read things right, but he can't quite believe it -- you look far too adorable considering the charges leveled against you.
A scrawny man wearing a Sumeru scholarship uniform and an incensed, triumphant look that was more than a bit tempered by the truly vivid black eye he was sporting moved to the plaintiff's seat along with a trio of very expensive lawyers.
Half of Neuvillette's attention remains on you as the man starts describing the "indignity of an unprovoked assault" in a high, nasal voice. Your face runs through a series of dramatic expressions, scoffs, and truly bombastic side eye. He chastises himself for having to fight back a smile -- he must remain impartial.
When the prosecution finally finishes, he asks if the accused wishes to speak. You stand up, slamming your hands down on the wood in front of you. You make direct eye contact with Neuvillette.
"Thank the Archons he's finally done talking. I'm a little impressed that literally none of what he just said is true considering this happened this morning." You roll your eyes. "I was just minding my buisness, taking a stroll when I see this foreign idiot" you punctuate the words with an exasperated gesture in the man's direction "harassing a melusine. Something about non-human creatures and research subjects that was somehow both incoherent and offensive. Of course I tried to tell him to stop, but it quickly became apparent that he was too stupid to understand simple words like 'no.' So yeah, I punched him in the face. I admit it. In fact, I'd do it again." You leveled a glare at your accuser that had him trembling in his seat.
Neuvillette, internally: ..... holy shit I think I'm in love.
You end up a bit shocked that you not only got out of going to jail, but somehow scored a date with the Iudex himself. Your new melusine friend/adopted daughter is thrilled.
wherein both the jjk men and boys thought it was yet another one of your pranks but it turned out to be real (+todo slander just bc😭)
includes: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna, yuji, megumi, yuta and toge
category : 米哈游 原神 work title : another woman claims to be his girlfriend?
with a subtle bow of your head, you raise the teacup to your awaiting lips, a veil of porcelain disguising the laughter that threatened to escape. how absurd… you muse, as you savor a sip of your tea.
far across — two tables away, there sits one of the new acts of lyney and lynette’s show. she was interesting, to say the least. she sings tall tales with intricate detail, weaving major falsehoods about the nature of her relationship with him.
her words describe his love confession, demanding they be together because he couldn’t bear a day without her. she didn’t fail to mention how his sister adores her and refers to her as ‘my future sister-in-law.’
the outlandish narrative lasts with an overt nudge about his frequent visits to her dressing room after every show, which you tune out due to its unsavory implications.
most women would have risen from their seats, confronting her for spewing fantasies about their lover; not you, though. instead, you stay rooted in your place, your curiosity piqued for what else she might spin.
you were engrossed, and if you were to be fully honest, you would’ve readily admit to the guilty pleasure of eavesdropping on the mundane conversations of strangers. your penchant for gossip was shared with your lover, turning it into an unusual pastime. it was a fun exchange of information over cups of coffee or tea, normally ending with one of you left scandalized by what was said. archons, were you excited to tell him about what you overhead…
“do you swear not to say a word about this to another living soul?” her voice hushed to a near whisper, but it still carries to those within earshot.
“of course! right, ladies?” one of the women quips, with the other two chiming in agreement, creating a chorus of “yes!” and “we’ll keep quiet!”
“if you say so…” she takes a deep breath, as if the weight of her revelation was a heavy burden about to be lifted. “lyney and i are dating…” her shoulders then turn slack, exhibiting the instant wave of relief that washes over her.
you couldn’t help it; a snort of amusement passes your lips. it earned you a few disapproving glances from the nearby patrons, chastising your lack of propriety in a public setting.
she embarks on an exhausting tangent, yakking on the long months she had to weather before she could have confided in her dear friends about her supposed private affair.
she emphasized how lyney insisted on maintaining it under wraps for over a year — eh, wrong! the twins met her for the first time five months ago — out of his desire to protect her from the clutches of obsessed fans and admirers.
the longer she spoke, the closer her stories cross into more ridiculous territory. at one point, she spun a yarn about his grandiose profession of love for their anniversary, including dedicating an entire routine inspired by her.
however, what left you scratching your head was the lack of skepticism from her friends. a quick read of her body language would’ve shone a light at her deception. it had you questioning whether you had somehow gone mad or if they were genuinely as dim-witted as they seemed.
“i knew it! no wonder you’ve been smiling a lot lately!”
“ah, i’m so jealous~! sigh, he’s such a handsome man.”
“so romantic… i wish that was me!”
assessing the present circumstances, one might figure you would now reveal all of her lies. you didn’t. rather, you found yourself more inclined to watch and observe how this fiasco will play out.
you trust lyney, enough to know he loves you and wouldn’t pursue another woman behind your back, especially a woman he and his sister worked with. it allowed you to cast aside your initial worries about her and her interest in him. regardless of your opinion, she did her job well, even though you secretly wished she wasn’t so uncomfortably obsessed with him — a notion she made no effort to hide.
clearly, given what you were witnessing.
“oh, look, ladies! here he comes!” one of their voices pierces the air, overtly eager to see the ‘happy couple’ they were led to believe. conversely, lyney’s self-proclaimed lover appears to be positively distraught.
the man in question enters cafe lucerne, his gaze firmly laid on you. he shows little to no mind towards the group of women who shadow his every move. he walks by and greets you with a kiss on the cheek, taking the vacant chair in front of you.
“and how was your day, ma belle?” he removes his hat then runs his fingers through his hair — a simple gesture that left you swooning.
his charming demeanor momentarily distracts you from the comedic disaster unfolding in the background.
it was a tumultuous stir of “huh… who’s that?” and “gasp, is he cheating on you?” while the two of you converse in mindless chatter. one second, he was recounting his chores for the day; and the next, three indignant women loom over him whereas the source of this mayhem cowers in the back.
“ugh, the audacity to have a mistress and meet her in broad daylight! you have no shame!”
he glances from you to them, genuine bewilderment etched upon his face. “i beg your pardon?”
“oh, don’t play dumb! you know exactly what you’re doing!” another of the women upturns her nose at him.
witnessing the heated back-and-forth, it was remarkable to find that even arouet was invested in the drama.
it transforms into a three-versus-one impasse, but you were impressed by how gracefully he navigated through their baseless accusations. the culmination of the situation came when recognized his ‘lover’ and didn’t hesitate to call her by name, pressing answers for the lies she’d been spreading to her friends.
“i think you’ve all been misled, the only woman i’m seeing is this lovely one right here.” he turns then directs the gentlest of smiles at you.
unable to resist the itch, you finally laugh at the sudden turn of events. karma was indeed on the prowl, and to be a bystander for the incoming argument after she made a fool out of her friends, just to feed her delusion, was gratifying… for one of you, at least.
“care to tell me what just happened?” lyney tuts, his fingers extending across the table to grasp your hand in his, urging to draw your focus on him.
“later,” you mutter, absorbed by the evolving spectacle. it’s obvious you both will spend the whole evening discussing this…
from the very start, you weren’t one to rejoice in having any eyes on you. it was natural your bond with the one and only wanderer flourished discreetly.
this change in your life required no announcement. it wasn’t information that demanded broadcasting to the world; it could exist on its own if someone were to ask, you’d directly confirm the status of your relationship. otherwise, you find it irrelevant to insert this in areas where it held no relevance.
in the comfort of your solitude, you thrive, cocooned from nosy onlookers. your happiness, his happiness — these two were what truly mattered to you.
as time flowed by, your connection deepened, evolving into a union that grew stronger with each passing moment you shared. it was a sensation both of you held dear, a genuine and keen emotion that, if you dare to admit, could be called ‘love.’
of course, you weren’t ignorant to assume that your journey would be obstacle-free. beyond his undeniable intellect and esteemed role as the assistant and confidant of the dendro archon, he also began to draw attention for his otherworldly beauty.
you were aware that you might coming across his admirers one day. after all, you weren’t oblivious to the wistful glances sent his way by other women, nor the coy attempts at flirtation. still, you hadn’t taken into account the unusual lengths some individuals would go to win even a sliver of his time and attention.
it was painful to watch their efforts be met with a scoff or a withering frown. on a good day, they might receive nothing more than a mocking, “what do you want now?” from him.
on a sun-drenched afternoon, you find yourself perched on the steps leading to the sanctuary of surasthana whilst you await his return from his meeting with lesser lord kusanali.
yet, the tranquility of the sacred place was soon interrupted by an unexpected revelation — you weren’t alone. a trio of researchers positioned themselves near the entrance, their presence blends into the revered location, evoking no more notice than the everyday sights that surround you.
the sunlight dances upon your skin as you, absentmindedly, fiddle with your bracelet, a habit that had taken root over the years. the food container you had brought stays on your lap, and you can feel its warmth gradually dissipate. a frown on your face as you whisper a plea that he arrives before the snacks you prepared grew cold.
your gaze strays and locks onto one of the women standing nearby. suspicion dripped from her eyes, it lingers far longer than you liked. at first, you considered it a peculiar coincidence — perhaps she mistook you for someone else she knew?
unable to contain her curiosity, she approaches you with an air of authority, disregarding her friends’ endeavors to stop her from creating a scene.
“state your business,” she dictates, her tone icy.
you stand unwavering, refusing to yield an inch in the face of her bid to intimidate you. “if you must know, i’m here for wanderer.”
your words invoke a profound reaction within her, it coursed through her like an attack. “well, save your breath and don’t waste your time bothering him.”
“why not? who even are you to tell me what i should do and shouldn’t do?” your cadence steady and colder than hers, a testament to the time you spent with your dear wanderer — it seems to be paying off.
you expected her to either insult you or begin a monologue about her superiority as a researcher, but her reply took you by surprise.
“i’m his lover, duh! i don’t appreciate you flirting with him.” then, in a single motion, she confiscates the container from your grasp.
glances were exchanged amongst her peers, who advance to mediate the interaction. one of them pulls her away and positions himself between you. “i’m sorry for her behavior, miss. her sleep deprivation has her spouting nonsense.”
“i am not! there are clear signs he feels the same way. we’re dating; he’s just very reserved about his emotions.”
before it can escalate further, a familiar voice slices through the tension like a blade. “where have you been?” he chides, as he descends the steps.
beneath his hat, you spy the glaring discontent he directs at these strangers for taking your time away from him.
when your eyes locks, his gaze softens. the sour expression dissolves and was replaced by a flicker of warmth. you offer a reassuring smile in his direction, a gesture that noticeably eases his mind.
he was a stride away from you when she, flaunting a smirk, stops in front of him. you lay a hand over your lips to quash your laughter after spotting the look of disgust he tosses at her.
“wanderer, honey!” she tries to touch his arm but fails when he sidesteps her. “don’t worry, i already handled this pest to lessen the burden for y—”
“who are you?” he sneers, and the haughty look on her face instantly disappears. she attempts to stutter a response, an effort to remind her title as his lover, but his menacing gaze he wore silences her.
“moreso, who are you to advise my wife what to do?”
eh? his wife?
“your wife?!” her friends turn pale, realization dawning upon them. they shiver at the thought of unintentionally crossing him, all thanks to her behavior.
“i-i just thought…”
“well, you thought wrong; know your place.” in a last display of irritation, he shoots them a cutting glare. then, he seizes the food container from her grip, his fingers then intertwine with yours as he guides you away from them.
as you walk away hand-in-hand, you cast a quick glance at her and stick your tongue out to mock her.
“i saw that,” he snickers and tugs you along, nearly causing you to stumble, “and you say i’m mean.”
“don’t get all smart, you called me your wife earlier.”
“shut up! it was meant to end the conversation early.”
getting a noise complaint about being too loud during sex
ʚ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, toji, choso, sukuna, higuruma, shiu, ino, shoko, uraume
ʚ cont: suggestiveness, fluff, crack
ʚ note: small grammar mistakes but i’m too lazy to fix them lol
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(( SPOILERS JJK 257 ))
dinners in the Itadori family became much more fun.
Sukuna teasing his nephew Yuji and the boyfriend Megumi,
Choso and Wasuke looking hatefully at Kaori/Kenjaku,
Jin trying to keep the table in harmony otherwise everyone will try to kill each other before dessert.
and Todo appearing out of nowhere to join the family.
These are my real family kaisen.
HAZBIN HOTEL HEADCANNONS WITH ENDERMAN! READER
Prompt: a 9’5 creature comes by and randomly builds the crew things.
ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY CAUSE IMAGINE YOU BEING CHARLIE IN THIS SITUATION-
You hear a knock at the front door of the hazbin hotel and open it to see a 9’5 TALL ASS PERSON WITH DARK PURPLE SKIN WITH SMALL PURPLE FRECKLES SCATTERED AROUND THEIR BODY….
Immediately door slam like Alastor got in the pilot….
She kept reopening the door as you finally got tired of that bullshit and teleported inside as you croaked…your jaw unhinging in a weird attractive way as your eyes were blinded by a black blindfold.
“Uhm sir? Are you here for the hotel?” Charlie asked as you nodded turning slowly with a croak. You pulled out a wrench ready to show how you wanted to work for her. Charlie smiled awkwardly as she shows you around the place. Literally you had to duck a lot to the point you had to crawl like a baby just to fit in the room…
Embarrassing it is…..
But at least you can kinda shapeshift a bit to 3 feet less as you are at 6’5 which made the others feel a lot more comfortable about you being comfortable in this height as you still kinda crouch to pet keekee.
I feel like Lucifer will like you personally because of how you like to build and take things apart to renew things. So he definitely brings you in his workshop as he rants about his duck collection as you slightly grumble unconsciously as purple pixels fly around beside you.
Dead ass…you are beautiful with your purple ender eyes they glow behind your blindfold in the dark…the hotel cast and even say as they would see them from afar at night.
I headcannon Enderman! Reader to have slight muscles but is really strong despite their skinny look. But really they/he has a nice build under his working clothes.
Vaggie was shocked to see you teleport away before she could prick you with her angelic spear. She definitely had Alastor keep a look on you…but you only built and fixed around the hotel like a handy man.
I can see Angel dust taking a picture of you while you are behind him working having your sleeves up as you work as the Snapchat caption says, “He’s working hard to please me” as a joke. You definitely got death threats as you just stare at your hellphone confused as you block them all.
Sir Pentious has accidentally looked you in your eyes once and your unhinged jaw as you screeched at him as a static sound enters his head …it made him scared of you for almost five months until you explained and calms him down….you didn’t like to be scary to others.
Angel had told you how about how you could be a model with your skinny yet built body as you just stood then staring at him through your blindfold.
Tbh your dynamic with Angel dust is “girlboss” x “househusband” as you literally build and fix things
I bet reader built Lucifer a duck boat once as you stand there as Lucifer looks like he is about to cry in the duck boat you built as he gives you a thumbs up. It was a derpy sight but funny.
I headcannon Enderman! Reader to always pick things up, nifty including as she just smile kicking her feet back and forth with a smile. “I like em! Let’s keep him/them!”
YOU KNOW HOW IRON GOLEMS HOLD FLOWERS?! YEAH ENDERMAN!READER HOLDING FLOWERS FOR THE RESIDENTS 🦆✨
It would be funny be at a height comparison with Alastor as he just smiles as you stand there fidgeting with your hands.
I can see husk raising a brow at you like “🤨 who the hell is this guy?” As you walk a bit sluggish holding your tool box
I can also imagine reader having slight difficulty at reading the room or having social skills as they were isolated from people before dying definitely. Like you would croak softly patting Vaggie when her secret was out only for her to push you away as you were trying to say you fixed the toilet.
You stood there confused until husk just sat you down before you teleported after her.
You attacked a sinner for trying to rob you as they grabbed your blindfold in accident only to get attacked and a see an unhinged jaw…next thing they saw was a punch.
Charlie definitely cleaned you up, she was just confused who blood it was as you stay quiet and quietly croaked in your throat.
I headcannon enderman’s to have a raspy voice because they can’t talk but try to. As it’s either deep or a decent voice tone.
Imagine if enderman! Reader met the other overlords before their decrease in height as they stare up at you kinda intimidated by your height. Their necks definitely hurt 
HOPE YOU LIKE IT! 🦆✨