Melvik Fake Dating AU
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Ask and Ye Shall Receive! I don't remember which one i'm on. 4? 4 of 15 fake dating AUs? Thanks for playing!
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“Hey, Viktor?”
Viktor looks up from where he’s poured over another textbook on the end of Mel’s couch. Her feet are in his lap, and he has the spine of the book balanced against her ankles. It’s an image that makes Mel feel a strange kind of fond, and gives her enough bravery to ask the question.
“What if you married me?”
He blinks at her. “—if that’s a random hypothetical you’re going to have to apply some conditions—”
Right. She’s sleep deprived. She rubs her eyes.
“So my mother—”
“Ah, say no more. Buy me a ring.”
She pauses, looks up. “Come again?”
“Your mother.” Viktor says, in a tone like he’s agreeing, just looking down at his textbook. “Has been putting pressure on you to get married and carry on the family line since your brother ran off and shows no sign of settling down, right? So she’s been more insistent and she could make your life difficult and it’ll be easier to make a name for yourself if she isn’t actively fighting you, at least until you graduate college and get established.”
It’s at times like these that Mel remembers that— and why— she really does love Viktor. He’s the smartest man she’s ever met. Or at least in the top two, which reminds her—
“—and you could marry Jayce.” Viktor provides. “But he would doubtless get attached, and you don’t need a romance novel plot. You just need a partner in— crime?”
“Crime.” Mel agrees, absently. “Probably crime. Maybe we could rob her.”
“Well, there you go. We figure out a way to manipulate your mother into giving up some of her stocks and assets, let her think that she’s successfully manipulated you into getting married, I can take the Medarda family name and everyone can stop trying to pronounce mine, we don’t fall dramatically in love like a romance novel plotline, and everybody wins.”
Mel laughs, knowing that she’s already failed step one.
“You have a deal. So, Viktor— Viktor—” She tries to remember his last name, and he waves her off.
“Don’t.”
“Viktor.” She says. “Will you marry me?”
“I will, in fact.” Viktor says. “Now, let me finish my chemistry notes.”
This may have been a miscalculation, but she’s surely in it now.
Nothing worse than being obsessed with an ocs ship you haven't even properly written down yet
onwards, comrades
reblog if u agree
"This is a creation of his, this is something that’s come from him, that is pure, that is new, that is living, that is beautiful, that he’s proud of." — Tom Glynn-Carney
Loid tells her about Anya’s progress through her toddler years while Sylvia is left questioning her career path.
when everyone else is in the dragon show but you're still stuck in a scary A24 movie
it really hurts me to see so many gazans asking us for help, though that's through no fault of their own. they've been forced to use a social media site that they're probably not familiar with (because tumblr has kind of faded out of popular consciousness), to interact with us in a second language, to distinguish themselves from the scammers who are taking advantage of genocide, and to ask strangers for help. i don't think there are any cultures where it's easy to ask for help like this, but i'm intimately familiar with how humiliating it can be in arab culture. please be kind, gracious and helpful to the gazans in your inbox. this is a desperate time for them, and in addition to the physical danger inflicted by "israel", the prices of basic resources in gaza are extremely high due to scarcity, and those that manage to escape to egypt are financially exploited by landlords there and have an extremely difficult time finding work due to their unofficial status as refugees. these families will continue to need our help and i hope we can all continue to provide it to the best of our ability.
reblog if you’re a writer who feels guilt whenever they’re not writing and being productive, so I know I’m not the only one lol