I'm So Tired Of The Way Suspicious Meat Is Always Human Meat Like For Once I Just Want To Be Surprised.

at the bar

Have you ever considered a modern 2020s teen danbert? Herbert would be doxing and swating hoes left and right

Omg zoomer Herbert? Truly, a force to be reckoned with.

The Herbert West Effect

It is October, my dudes

been feeling like I lost my head lately

hot Jared rights

starring Laverne (she offers couples therapy but she might need some therapy herself after this)

Tape recorder click sound my beloved

“One more thing, sir. You told me you couldn’t possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if that’s true, I just gotta ask– how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?”

our man bashir is wild from Garak’s POV. imagine u feel like ur crush isn’t spending time with u anymore so u check his steam account to see what he’s been up to and he’s logged 60 hours of this one game in the last week and it’s a raunchy dating sim based on ur traumatic former career. girl what? I’d be petty too