The Heist Crew

our man bashir is wild from Garak’s POV. imagine u feel like ur crush isn’t spending time with u anymore so u check his steam account to see what he’s been up to and he’s logged 60 hours of this one game in the last week and it’s a raunchy dating sim based on ur traumatic former career. girl what? I’d be petty too

The target I work at has a skeleton that’s been our mascot. His name is Mr. Bones. We pose him every night.

Then we gave him a jacket and let him fold clothes

And then we let him get a nice drink at Starbucks

Sometimes work can be too hard on him

Everyone, especially our guests, love Mr. Bones and take pictures with/of him. I will keep everyone updated on his adventures

commission

Hot and single area man seduced by old lizard who wants to bang him so so bad

tools in my toolshed have started expressing rudimentary emotions

The tapes?...yeahh...they’ll follow you!

when the morally ambiguous scientist breaks your art block