Remember When They Said Beauty Marks Make People Attractive? Well They Were Absolutely Right

starting a campaign called "you should rewatch Pocahontas (1995) bc it actually isn't as problematic as you've been taught to think it is."

i’d let her babysit my kids

I don’t ship it but how funny would it be if Xavier hooked up with all of Maddie’s friends. Like first it was Claire, now Nicole, next target is Simon and he’ll have bingo

they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

If we had a nickel for every time Colin Firth played a posh and repressed British character named 'Darcy' who openly swoons at their love interest, we'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird godsent that it happened twice

I hope any and all that come across my blog know I'm a Maribug defender until I take my final breath.

I simply do not care. She could murder someone on screen and I'd be wiping the blood off her hands and giving her a pat on the head. Your honor I fear she is just a girl. She just got too silly.