Actually Hope The Virgin Jokes Culminate In Sasappis Coming Out As Asexual And We Get An "The Ghosts

how to love without being a parasite

we don’t emotionally regulate round here partna

ifykyk 🫣

my fav thing abt SVU is how amaro is just. relentlessly dunked on for being handsome like "detective guapo [derogatory]" and all that. constant victim of hate speech. oppressed for being hot. so sad

I HATE JACOB ELORDI i HATE men getting everything in this world because they are tall and a little easy on the eyes it makes my blood fucking BOIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we need an ugly people revolution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also he gives the exact same energy and ZERO face in every single photoshoot and you people eat it up every time im sick to DEATH of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pretentious fuck!!!

philoise AUS : alternate first sighting

“You’re so beautiful,” he murmured. “Do you know what I thought when I saw you the first time?” She shook her head, desperate for his words. “I thought I could drown in your eyes. I thought”—he moved in closer, his words now as much breath as sound—“I could drown in you.”

weakness: pretty eyes

missing mike dodds up in this bitch :(

Guys, why is book Anthony so unhinged??!???

Like what do you MEAN YOU WANNA SEE HER TOes WHAT

Sir.. no.. sir