The Rental Market In Dilf City Sucks Lol What If I Wanted A Roommate My Age

need to annoy an old man until he forgets what consent means

WHO WOULD WIN

"i... idk if that's a good idea" from a meek, conflict-avoidant dumb puppy fag of some description

freshly testosteronated lust demon who's stood in front of the only exit

i need a man built like a concrete edifice

I love taking lil naps, but I always wake up feelin like I'm missing somethin (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

Stop looking at me with that fat suckable cock

I know! We can use both sharp and blunt objects to try hurting eachother in different ways

im roddy boy

puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?