Father Is Fathering Tonight

i will never get over jess bodymorphing minecraft characters to give them tits

Brendan is who people think Dante is (Mystreet)

Brendan two timed Nana and Lucinda, helped her out only because he had interest in getting with her and dating her, and only started working at the beach so he can see her in a bathing suit, he objectified her and was a creep.

Meanwhile Dante canonically hasn’t been on a date since Highschool most likely since Nana, genuinely enjoyed spending time with Nana, comforted her after seeing her cry and offered to help her rebuild the house after it burned down, even offering her a place to stay, in love love paradise he was eating brunch with her and Lucinda and just hanging out as friends, helped her set decorations up, without the intent of wanting to date her or objectifying her, he just enjoyed spending time with her cause he genuinely liked her as a person. :)

In honor of pride month

let’s honor our underrated bisexual princess Dante (idc that I’m late to pride month)

He and Travis were fruity asf, Dante was literally cooking and cleaning for him in lovers lane

Argues with Travis like they’re an old married couple over silly things

He wears manicure and likes when people compliment him for it (that s1 minigame rp with aphmau)

Likes hatesune miku (had a miku poster)

Likes Undertale (had a poster for that too)

Kissed a boy and liked it (Aaron)

Said he’d kiss Aaron again

Called Aaron hot twice and daydreamed of himself with him

Plays mystic messenger and fanboys over getting hit on by 707

too clean to be a straight man

Zoeymau over any and every aphmau ship, argue with the wall, “but laurma-“ Zoey and Aphmau RAISED KIDS TOGETHER. Meanwhile Laurence left as soon as he found out she was pregnant, that says enough.

Twink/Twunk Laurence and Bear Garroth truthers wya??

He’s innocent

Have we ever seen Dante and gene’s father? No, Was he ever mentioned? No, have I decided to make him the most deadbeat piece of shit out there? yeah

Gene has serious daddy issues you can’t convince me otherwise.

you WILL make Laurence Middle Eastern

how being a Dante fan feels like