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told myself i can have one of those stupid looking saiki k plushies if i finish the fic i just started writing, so if i post a one shot isekai spoof out of the blue this week, you know why

gnc/feminine!senshi per dwarven standards means dwarves would see chilshi as like. queen x twink like if the effete modern family gay husband was dating babyfaced jailbait

meanwhile half foots looks at chilshi like either a) A mob couple. The godfathers. The guy who would knife you in the back of an alleyway and his bodyguard boyfriend or b) the guy at your high school all the girls thought was hot but really he was just tall, immediately married his high school sweetheart kinda straight? Hes gay now and dating a biker bear. you expect them to wear khaki and leather respectively to the potluck.

Saiki: I prefer mystery novels to romance

Also Saiki: *Keeps using psychometry to find out about the love story of the people who borrowed the mystery book series he was reading*

saiki has a little sister au- mini comic

kuriko fulfilling her duty as the youngest [to be as annoying as possible]

i think kusuo would benefit from having a little sister, if you deal with that shit on the daily you will eventually develop more patience with the rest of the world.

anyways have this while i make part 4, it will be a long one so it will take a while

bringing back this old joke in honor of this ask

this ask polly comment..

aaaaaaaaaaaaaachhhhhhhh writing is so hard (ToT) i have literally the ENTIRE fic planned out, but actually putting it into words fucking SUCKS for some reason rn (;´Д⊂) im gonna start pissing in my pants screaming and crying and throwing up ((total wordcount rn is about 8750))

The main Saiki friendgroup and pk psychics are mostly seperate group right? And Saiki acts deferently with both of them so what happened is someone from the main friendgroup (like Kaidou or sth) witnesses some "weird" Saiki behavior? Like Saiki being more sarcastic and mean or even violent thowards Toritsuka, while hanging out with him. Or he hears Saiki calmly saying "kill yourself" and he's shocked that Saiki, who is so nice and calm could say something like that, even to the germ. Or Teruhashi overhears a conversation between Aiura and Toritsuka that goes like: "Yo wheres Saiki" "oh he's stalking that guy again" "again? Damn he needs to leave that poor guy alone" and she's like "what? Stalking? I never thought Saiki was like that". Or the groups combine and they’re playing "who is the most likely to..." and there’s a question like "whos most likely to tell you to kill yourself/beat someone up" and the psychickers are automaticaly like "Saiki" "Saiki-san" "Kusuo" and everyone else questions if they even know him.

growing old with you