Air Fryer Dings And I Pull This Out, Eat Up Yall

please, keep obsessing over weskennedy forever and ever and ever ever 😔😔😔 this cold world needs more wesker and leon together. I'm so sad for the lack of canon I pretend the hollywood movies and the scrapped concepts are real. if I were rich I'd pay capcom to make a videogame with them both 🥺🥺🥺 I'm still reading chapter 29 of falling through the cracks, so no spoilers 👀👀👀 I became weskennedy for vain reasons, the hot baddie and the hot goodie are meant to be LOL

No because you don’t even have to worry, I will absolutely keep writing. Weskennedy has me in a chokehold. Like, at this point it’s not even a choice. I could be on my deathbed and still whispering “...Leon blushes as Wesker smirks wickedly…” before flatlining.

Honestly, I’ve got a whole backlog of fic ideas just waiting to be written, and I fully plan to keep adding more. At this point, it’s less of a phase and more of a lifestyle.

Also. ALSO. You are so right. How did Wesker and Leon never interact in canon??? Make it make sense!! They were involved in so many of the same events. Wesker was literally watching everything from the shadows and not once did he dramatically monologue at Leon?? Capcom fumbled so hard

And you are so real for that last comment. I also came for the hot men, but stayed for the angst, obsession, and enemies-to-lovers intensity. Now I’m just out here trying to build the canon they should have had 😔

y’all think Leon ever seriously considers leaving the government and then becomes so scared of life without that structure that he talks himself out of it almost immediately every time despite hating the us government so much

I just wanna give him a spa day… face mask… massages… all of it…

not a single thought in his head

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not to be like "i think of leon as a person and not some hot guy to fuck", but i have noticed in fanfic that people dont really flesh out leon's character traits outside of "things they think men enjoy" or that make him a docile spouse?

like im going over all the fic ive written about leon and i've made him a hobbyist collector of rocks he finds interesting, he does have a passion for cars and motorcyles (making me do real research on vehicle types/brands), he gets into needle felting when hes retired so he can use his stabby skills to create things instead of kill, he trusts himself to cook maybe 6 or 7 recipes without a guide that arent just toss it into a hot pan, his favorite treat as a kid was fudge because its the only way his mom could make chocolate last in their house, he loves to play billiards and air hockey and is good at skating, over time he views sparring as less of a way to hone his body into a weapon and more as a type of stress relief, when he does drink to cope its not until he blacks out, but its a steady process over the span of days where he slowly lets his house fall out of order, and then the right people nudging him a few times gets him back on his feet to clean everything up, his sense of humor gets crude the more comfortable he is with someone, hes the type to find someone he knows at a party and talk with them as a warm up before talking to strangers, he'll eat peanut butter straight from the jar or bite into a block of cheese and put it back in the fridge, "uh" is used regularly when he's fumbling for what to say, the closest he's gotten to any tattoos or piercings are temporary types or clip-ons for an operation cause he's too straight laced to give himself such identifying markers, he falls back on sexism to keep women from getting close emotionally, he hates the smell of the disinfectant soap he has to use after a mission, and many other things

almost all of these arent nor will ever be supported by canon, but having them in my mind makes it easier to write a leon that isn't just there to be fucked or Go Through The Horrors

i really like the concept of neo agent 3 being raised by salmonids

(inspired by tizzypizza’s post)

maybe the mouthwash the coworkers we lost along the way

looking for rp partners

title says it all - rlly want more hlvrai moots and people I can rp with - I prefer gordon and sometimes benrey

What habits could Albert and Leon adopt from each other?

These are just some of the small habits and behaviors that came to mind, mostly with rookie Leon and S.T.A.R.S. Wesker in mind.

Habits that Leon and Wesker adopt from each other

• Leon's terrible jokes

Every time Leon makes a pun or some ridiculous quip, Wesker gives him The Look. Arms crossed, brow arched, silence that screams, why am I in love with this idiot? Then the corners of Wesker’s mouth twitch. He turns away too quickly. Leon notices, every single time. Eventually, Wesker lets a laugh slip and then one day, even worse, Wesker joins in. Leon is so proud.

• Carrying an extra pen for Wesker

Leon notices Wesker always checks for his favorite pen before meetings. So Leon starts bringing a spare, acting like it’s no big deal, but Wesker always uses it.

• Softly mimicking Wesker’s phrases

Wesker has precise, formal wording. Leon starts slipping into it occasionally “That would be ideal,” or “understood” and it makes Wesker’s mouth twitch in amusement every time. (And Jill teases the shit out of Leon, when it slips out infront of her)

• Privat space

Wesker learns to relax. The first time Leon kicks off his shoes in the hallway or leaves a coffee mug on the nightstand, Wesker’s eye twitches. But he breathes through it. Slowly, he learns that not everything has to be perfect. If Leon’s coat ends up slung over the couch, Wesker folds it instead of snapping. Leon, in return, starts putting things away. He begins organizing his keys, folding laundry properly, even wiping down counters without being asked, because he knows Wesker prefers it that way. Together, they find a happy medium: the apartment is clean, cozy, full of personality (except Wesker’s alphabetically organized bookshelf that Leon has learned not to mess with the hard way)

• Tidying up when Wesker is stressed

Leon doesn’t say anything, just starts organizing papers, wiping down the surface. It’s his silent way of showing support.

• Carrying snacks Leon likes

Wesker starts keeping Leon’s favorite granola bars in his desk drawer, because he knows Leon tends to forget to eat. He also stocks up on candy at home because Leon often demands a 'sweet treat'

• Waiting for Leon before starting his coffee

Wesker used to drink alone. Now, he waits for Leon’s break so they can sit together, even if it’s only five minutes. It’s their quiet ritual.

• Genuine emotional expression

Wesker is controlled to a fault, but Leon's presence, his honesty, and how deeply he feels could teach Wesker the value of vulnerability in small, private moments. Maybe he starts letting his guard down, even just in quiet ways like saying "I missed you" or initiating physical affection without needing an excuse.

• Letting Leon pick the music in the car

Wesker usually drives in silence or with classical music, but he lets Leon queue up whatever he wants

• Work-life-balance

Both of them are chronic over-workers, but they absolutely refuse to let the other burn out. Wesker will snatch Leon’s reports right out of his hands at 2 a.m. like, “You’re done for tonight. Sleep, now.” Leon does the same when Wesker’s been glaring at data for six hours straight, dragging him to the couch and putting coffee out of reach. Over time, their routines shift and they start taking real evenings off.

• Smiling more

No one else sees it, but around Leon, Wesker's smiles are softer, a little crooked, completely real. Leon brings it out of him without even trying.

• Wesker making space for Leon

He lifts his arm when Leon walks into the room with zero hesitation, already expecting him to collapse into his side on the couch. It’s not even conscious, it’s just muscle memory now. Leon slides in, tucks under his arm, and neither of them says a word about it.

• Sleep positions

Wesker sleeps on his side just to hold Leon, even though it messes with his neck and he’s used to laying on his back like a statue. But Leon always sleeps better curled into his chest, so now it’s just what he does.

• Reading

Leon, who used to hate sitting still long enough to read, now keeps a book tucked under the couch or next to the bed, because Wesker reads, and he wanted something to do during those quiet evenings. Now he finds he actually likes it, especially when Wesker’s arm is draped across his legs and the room is silent except for pages turning.

• Leons terrible tast in movies

Wesker tolerates Leon’s objectively horrible taste in movies. He will sit through the cheesiest 90s action flick or the dumbest romcom without complaint, stoic and still, while Leon is laughing and quoting every line. He only ever smiles when Leon isn’t looking.

• Wesker’s Food Discipline

At first, Leon rebels. He complains every time Wesker sets a plate in front of him with greens on it. Wesker doesn’t respond, just raises a brow and watches until Leon eats it all anyway. Wesker’s mealtimes are sacred. Breakfast at 7. Lunch at 12:30. Dinner at 7. No negotiations. Leon starts to joke about it, calling him a walking calendar, but he also starts showing up right on time, every time. It sneaks up on Leon. One day at work, someone’s like “Let’s grab lunch later, maybe after one,” and Leon genuinely pauses, confused. “But... it’s 12:30? That’s lunch time.” His team just blinks at him while he realizes, he’s become Wesker.

• Wesker quietly plugs in Leon’s phone at night

Because Leon forgets it, all the time. There’s no comment. Just a charged phone on the nightstand in the morning.