If I Meet U At A Party I Will Often Hand You My Phone And Say Something Like "this Is A List Of Names

It seems people really enjoyed the last headcannon post, so I have returned, this time with headcannons for the non-romanceable characters!

I love all of the characters in this game, and have created so many little dumb ideas for them, so here ya go!

We have confirmation that Linus came from a wealthy family, but put this life aside, donating his money to various charities and organizations to help others, and I like to imagine that he still enjoys working with these charities from time to time, whether this be shelter work, environmental care, or supporting other people!

Willy never had children, but took in Elliot as his own, teaching him everything he would need to know regarding the seas, and quickly takes in Farmer as well, after learning about their love for fishing.

Gus is a trans guy! I don't have any evidence for this, but I just adore Gus so much and need this in my life.

Gunther is a long-time DM, and runs a small group with some of the local teens, and maybe some of the adults! I feel like his fascination of antiques and old treasures has assisted his DMing skills, or possibly the other way around!

Kent has learned how to sew, knit, and garden in order to get closer with Jodi and the kids once he returned to Pelican Town. (He's trying to be a better dad, he already is such a good guy :])

Mr. Qi is quite close with both Sandy and Gus, considering them friends!

Pierre was a college dropout, yet still considers himself a "man of study", I'm sorry, I just can't see this man as anything but an arrogant asshole.

The Wizard is incredibly supportive of the queer folks in the town, and Farmer, and will offer help with anything. Gender change? He's got you. Voice manipulation? He's got the stuff. Just be careful if he invites you to share a pipe!

Marlon and the Wizard are the local salty gay couple, Statler and Waldorf style, and lurk in the back during the flower dance, taking the last dance for themselves.

Pam loves thrifting and going on antiquing sprees with Harvey, and she knows how to absolutely steal a deal, girlie would most definitely punch an old woman over an auction item.

This is all I have atm, but if you want more, please let me know!! I love making stupid little theories for the glorbos. :]

from this paper censored and removed from the cdc website by the trump administration

Best bastard in all of Avantris ?

Honestly, I'm gonna say it: Gricko

Torbek is too sweet to be a bastard, Kremy knows his birth parents, Gideon can't be; Himbos and bastards are two different categories, and Frost is probably the one who is by definition a bastard, but won't allow anyone to call him that.

Any man who makes deez nuts as shamelessly as he does is a bastard to the entire definition of the word, fight me

not sure what to put as the caption but. yeah!!!!

you can now buy a sticker of this design on my Etsy (US shipping only)

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

play.google.com

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

we’re really out here living in an AI dystopian hellscape and this shit has just begun… the future is grim…

hello!! I see you post mostly about norse/hellenistic deities but was wondering if you could do a worship post about The Morrigan/The Dagda for celtic deities? Thanks so much :D

Offerings and ways of worshipping An Morrigan

(Thank you for giving me the opportunity to learn outside my scope!)

- associated scents for candles and incense: opium, clove, dragons blood, pumpkin, sandalwood, apple, cinnamon, patchouli, cedar,

- herbs/plants/spices: clove, sage, peppercorn, holly, star anise, garlic, rosemary, basil, weeping willows, hawthorn, juniper, blackthorn flowers, sage, jasmine, mugwort, angelica root, maple leaves, celandine, clover, rageweed, snapdragon, nightshade, vervain, belladonna, yew, cedarwood, rowan, dahlias, dandelion, pumpkin spice, orchids, aldar and red or black roses

- black tourmaline, carnelian, smokey quartz, snowflake obsidian, onyx, opal, blood stone, hematite and other dark stones relating to strength, protection or love

- bugs

- red wine and other red alcohols

- strong and red coloured teas

- fireball whiskey and Irish whiskey

- mead

- red beans

- red coloured food

- red meats (such as beef and lamb)

- traditional Irish foods

- knife/dagger

- knife/daggers imagery

- shield and armour imagery

- crow or raven feathers (ethically sourced)

- crow feet (ethically sourced)

- crow or raven skulls (ethically sourced)

- storm water, rain water, spring water or moon water

- coffee

- milk

-honey

- candles of black, red, grey, gold, purple or white

- practice self love and self care

- spend time in a cemetery

- clean up cemeteries

- do your shadow work!!

- attend therapy

- aid and support pregnant folks

- destroy some stuff, go to a rage room, rip apart a pillow, break some old plates etc

- go to the gym/establish a workout routine

- set firm boundaries and stick to them

- study her, read up on her mythology

- study celtic folklore and Irish culture

- leave food out for birds

- practice divination

- draw or paint something for her

- write or read poetry to her

- sing for her

- carry or take care of a child (it doesn't have to be yours but pls don't steal someone's kid)

- dedicate time to your craft

- pumpkins/pumpkin flavoured things

- apples/apples flavoured foods

- @skyewillow has a really awesome list of songs that she has found the Morrigan to like!

- s3ggs and s3ggs magic

- nuts such as almonds, cashews, walnuts (these are the only nuts I know but go crazy if you know more)

- chocolate

- potatoes!!

Offerings and ways of Worshipping An Dagda

- cauldrons

- Irish harp

- a version of his club lorg mór

- boar, horse and pig imagery

- pork

- pig ears and pig snouts (can be found at pet stores)

- horse shoes

- oats and porridge

- bread

- the colour red

- red jasper

- study celtic mythology and folklore

- study Irish culture and keep the books on An Dagda's shrine or altar

- create, thrift and commission art work and items for his altar

- just generally be creative with his offerings! Make sculptures and paintings and drawings and poetry

- sing for him

- acorns

- Oak tree bark and leaves

- milk

- cream

- butter

- home baked treats

- beer

- mead

- whiskey

- support other celtic practioners and Irish businesses

- aid pregnant people and animals

- grow your own produce

- symbols of fertility and abundance on his altar or shrine

- fruit

- s3ggs

- honey

-host dinner parties for family or friends

- a token/coin

Honestly as a neurodivergent asexual person Harvey is the fuckin’ best bachelor out there

Someone please get this man some anxiety meds, and some more model plane kits please, this sopping wet cat of a man must be protected at all costs. In my headcannons, he wears an asexual flag pin on his medical bag :3

My Stardew valley profile!

I’ve seen these kinds of things everywhere, and decided to try it out myself! This took so long to make, but I feel like it is able to showcase everything! Created on Procreate and Canva my beloved. Hope folks enjoy!!

Base template by u/mairland on reddit!! :D

NOMS YOU

NEW MUTUAL !!!

(love your stardew valley headcanons btw)

AAAAAA!!!!!

And thank you so much!!! I’m glad you like them!! I am a court jester for thoust Tumblr audience, I aim to please :3 so grateful for your kindness, genuinely :D

insert jingling of shoe bells off to willy’s