"Oh Are These Drugs?"

"Oh Are These Drugs?"

"Oh are these drugs?"

"You're majesty, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm literally eight."

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1 year ago
donpaoloslongnose - Andrea

donpaoloslongnose - Andrea

"This all happened before,and it will happen again." - Peter Pan 1953


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1 year ago

Last night,I had a dream where I was at Rainspell Island (I guess it was the timeline where Rachel and Kirsty saved Heather the violet fairy) and then Jack Frost was there,and he like wanted to fight me,like a fist fight.Can't remember anything else but I'm pretty sure I lost.


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1 year ago
"Charlie Said That You're A Dirty P3do And If You Don't Leave,he'll Gouch Your Fucking Eyes Out

"Charlie said that you're a dirty p3do and if you don't leave,he'll gouch your fucking eyes out


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1 year ago
"Girls,my Husband Thinks I'm Having An Affair With My Divorced Husband Also Known As Jack And Now He's

"Girls,my husband thinks I'm having an affair with my divorced husband also known as Jack and now he's threatening to send to prison."

"To be honest,he should have done that... I don't know... FUCKING TWO YEARS AGO!"


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1 year ago

Amber the orange fairy (professor layton x rainbow magic au edition)

Katrielle kicked her feet in the water making little splashes.The water was cold,but she tried to make it warm.

"My daughter isn't really good at making friends.",Her father,Mr.Layton said. "Me and her school has been trying to get her to hang out with someone,but it's not use."

"Maybe you should let my daughter,Kirsty try and hang out with yours.",said Ms.Tate. "She already made a friend on her first day,so maybe it will work on her."

"Hm,maybe one more try won't hurt.",said Mr.Layton.

Mr.Layton walked to Katrielle and sat down beside her.

"Katrielle,",He began. "Why don't you play the those girls?" He pointed to Rachel and Kirsty.

"I'm not sure...",said Katrielle kicking her feet.

"But they look like they're having fun.",said Mr.Layton. "They're exactly your age."

Katrielle knew that her dad just wanted to make friends in life.And she didn't want him to feel worried about her anymore.

"I guess I should try.",said Katrielle as she got up and walked to the girls.

"She listened.",Mr.Layton thought.

"Did you get her to hang out?",Katrielle's sister,Flora asked.

"Yes.",Mr.Layton said. "Yes I did."


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1 month ago

Anti-Cosmo: I have to find my dear wife. I'm soo worried about her.

Timmy: Seriously, what do you see in her?

Anti-Cosmo: She makes me laugh.


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1 year ago

April Mc.Cormack's London life choice #1

For any that doesn't know what's going on,I made a recent announcement on my fanfic.It was about how I want it to slowly turn into the game.So this is one of the choices that will be in the next chapter.So don't be scared and pick one out!


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1 year ago

Jack Frost if Journey the Karaoke fairy existed

Jack Frost is ruining Karaoke with s3xbomb.Will Rachel and Kirsty save Karaoke?


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3 months ago

Had an idea for an au where Peri, Cosmo and Wanda's roles are swapped by Timmy, Mrs and Mr. Turner.

Peri's role is swapped with Timmy who is now called Perry "Periwinkle" Coddler.

Cosmo and Wanda's role is swapped with Mrs and Mr. Turner who is called Mr and Mrs. Coddler.

And Mrs and Mr. Turner's names are Sharon and David Timeturner.

Timmy is obviously swapped with Peri. Instead of saying "Poof poof!", Timmy will be saying his name because he keeps on saying "Timmy!"

Don't worry, Cosmo and Wanda will still be loving parents, but are blinded by what's going on when Chip (role swapped with Vicky) is babysitting Perry.


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1 year ago
"Dear Queen Titania,this Two Year Long Divorce Has Been So Hard.I Just Want Your Ass."

"Dear Queen Titania,this two year long divorce has been so hard.I just want your ass."


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