Steve: I've Dated Plenty Of Women! There Was Peggy Carter, Sharon Carter...

Steve: I've dated plenty of women! There was Peggy Carter, Sharon Carter...

Tony: Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary, the word plenty has been redefined to mean two.

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Rowan: Someone has to go to Maeve and confront her.

Aedion: I vote we all look at Aelin at the same time.

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2 years ago

Aelin: You want to be on my level? Climb, bitch.

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2 years ago

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dontgetcaught256

1 year ago

Hiccup: I CAN’T DO IT!

Dagur, laughing: Oh, brother, embrace it!

Hiccup: I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE.

Astrid: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Hiccup:

Hiccup: I appreciate it,

Hiccup: BUT LOOK WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH-

Fishlegs: Hiccup-

Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Heather: Hiccup, we gotta-

Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Hiccup: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Hiccup: *motioning towards the twins laughing manically as they drop Snotlout into an active volcano* NOT FUCKING THIS.

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dontgetcaught256

9 months ago

Tuffnut: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Hiccup, tired: Please, just say fuck.

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dontgetcaught256

2 years ago

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2 years ago

*Hermione carrying the groceries*

Hermione: Hey, do you have any bags?

Harry: The only bags I have are under my eyes, and their specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Hermione:

Hermione: A simple ‘no’ would have sufficed.

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