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Should I try to make refs for the other animatronics in the restaurant

I absolutely suck at drawing the animatronics but I can try ig

Edit: I think imma just reference a drawing and then stylize it to my style/designs (Atleast I like character design lmao

i too enjoy eating some bees but my favrite thing to eat is shoes...

g o t a n y f o r m e?

- Charlie the cursed phone guy

Im afraid I don’t haven any shoes besides my own right now, I should still have a pizza that apparently turns into a shoe? Atleast I saw it happen to someone else I gave a pizza to

# share with us your wisdom

Is a hotdog a sandwich or a taco

I would say, abiding the cube rule it is a taco, but if it encases the whole sausage it would be sushi…I suppose?

What's nox favorite and least favorite anamtronic

I don’t really have a favorite but of the original ones it would be (withered)Bonnie, otherwise it would be bug I think?

My least favorite would be toy Freddy.. I don’t like his vibes

Hello there

-Craig the now british scuttler

Hello there! Haven’t seen you in a while,….. I was just cleaning some stuff! In the dumpster there may be a limb you can eat or something, I don’t really check them though, not my job.

How’d you turn British though???!

Idk why I like making horror”ish” stuff, I mean I’m not super today it but I like making it

And just stuff deconnected from reality

so why do you eat doors. is there competitive door eating

I don’t rightly know in all fairness. I just know the urge came up after they replaced my original phonehead…. I think….

*benjamin stares off into the distance for a few seconds, almost seeming a bit dazed before he shakes his head and straightens up again with a spring.*

Anyways! Enough about pasts I don’t remember! If anyone is interested I would love to competitively eat doors! *he tilts his head, while it should’ve been a normal motion it just looks…off…* after all…I’m pretty sure I’d win!

Lem casually pops his head out from a portal in the floor. "Hello! I felt a new presence in the fabric of the universe and would like to offer you a lemon! They usually keep away feral anons if you come across any of those."

benjamin is in a trashcan And seems to be missing his shoes, He doesn’t mention it all though, though employee # is severely judging him from behind.

“Sure hand it over to me! I haven’t had weird anons luckily, can I eat the lemon tho?“

Do you really tell the story here?

Mod void: Not giving much context besides # almost got stuck in a arcade cabinet in the roleplay(not exactly cabinet man style but I thought it looked cool)(for askblog cannon # did get stuck but did not save the souls)

Might have gone overboard though

Better start running I'm comin' for ya'

Fun fact! Strawberries aren’t berries :D

*screaming can be heard behind etzly it sounds like bug is scaring the customers away once again*