MY BITCH POSE IS NYEASTYYYYYY

team black or team green?

IM TEAM HELAENA

she is mine 🤬 aemond 🖕 stay away from her it’s not her time 😭 someone save my girl rn someone take her away

HBO JUST RELEASED THE TRAILER FOR DUNK AND EGG OH MY GOD PLEASE I HAVENT READ THE BOOK YET

I THINK YOU MEAN OUR WIFE 🤓☝️

MILLY? MY WIFE? OH MY GOSHHHHH AHHHHH

HE WERENT LYING

Now I know why tgc said big balls😭✋🏾

i still mourn for lucerys oh my god 😭 i hope hes away having a house on the beach carving out horses and dragons out of wood for the local children bc my boy deserves everything and anything

imagine if the end credits scene of the last episode of the last season is just Luke somewhere alive and the entire war was for absolutely nothing (not likely but it'd be funny if it's aegon iii and jaehaeras wedding vows and it just pans over)

Imagine if Luke just spent his days as an amnesiac fisherman without even knowing that all the shit went down for absolutely nothing LMAOOOO

He really needs someone there to remind him that he’s a Prince, in case he was alive, frfr 😔

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and

[every action has consequences]

🔪 inspired by this tweet:

Spot the Difference.

SOMEONE TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM 😭💖 i would love reader be the Queen and Mother the realm needs

I need a story where reader takes the place of Alicent and is a loving and great mother to her kids. That’s all. She’s just a good mom. Please.

when I find a brilliant, jaw dropping, amazing x reader fic but suddenly I’ve been given a first name, last name, hair colour and eye colour