louis on tattoo roulette: *pointing to tattoos* eh it’s just gonna be another schtewpid one, innit?
harry: you’re sleeping on the couch tonight, bitch
FUCK YOU TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO HARASSING AUTHORS IN TLOU WHO IS DOING THEIR BEST AND IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING THAN YOU DO!!
FUCK YOU WHO MAD AT THE TLOU AUTHORS FOR POSTING MORE ABOUT PALESTINE THAN NEW FICS
LITERALLY FUCK YOU !! YOU COULDNT WAIT FOR A FUCKING WEEK TO READ AGAIN???
also fuck you to those who post fics during a GLOBAL STRIKE and if you saying shits like “idek there’s a global strike going on” pls just stfu.
the among us avatars sound like a description of y/n.
at this point in his career, I think directors just give Ryan Reynolds the plot to a movie and he just makes up the dialogue as he goes bc there is no way any of the shit he says in his movies is planned and not just him saying whatever he thinks would make the movie go on
someone needs to give mckenna grace an anti-aging thing or something bc she is like one of the only few good child actors we have left
okay but does anyone else’s period cycle side affects get worse at night or just me? Like I’ll be regular all day and then at night it’s like I’m a wreck. I feel like crying and whining and idek what to do and I kinda wanna eat but I feel bloated and I wanna read but I’m tired and I’m hot and cold at the same time and ahajdgughbgujbjs
gen z culture is putting ‘????????’ in the middle of a sentence to display confusion or questioning behavior when typing/writing
romantically yours,….
welcome to the black parade, motherfuckers. killjoys are still alive
update: I’m bi lol
me: I’m straight
*negasonic teenage warhead, yelena belova, Wanda maximoff, shuri udaku, and kate bishop walk in*
me: * nervous sweats*
you know that part of the movie, The Princess Bride when they’re going through the fire swamp and as soon Westley stops carrying Buttercup and she starts walking on her own, she immediately falls through the quicksand stuff? That is an exact representation of my life every time I attempt to get out of bed in the morning
here's a little news: they've cut off our internet connection like they did 3 years ago when the entire Bloody Aban situation was going on, and I'm one of the few lucky people with a tiny bit of access to come on here and literally BEG you to spread the word. people are on the streets getting killed. a 10 year old girl was shot, several teens are dead. women are being shamelessly fucking beaten (in Mahsa's case, to DEATH) by the same people who cry over historic islamic women being tortured or misbehaved a thousand years ago. do not stay silent.