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My niece watches a lot of octonauts and this got stuck in my head for a month

When I said every song this ep slapped I forgot about big spender

That one just slaps you across the face six times in succession

Oop

anyways ya girl made a bingo card so fill it out if you wanna

I’m so upset, I had a teacher once that made us study the musical theory behind Sea Shanties and the SNL skit was so close! But it was just a tiny bit off in terms of how it was used breath and note wise that my brain went ahahayag

So my brain is making me angrily miss sailor Regé because I’m too busy thinking about the music theory of FRICKEN SEA SHANTIES

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So there was this kid at our school who worked at Texas Roadhouse, and if you’ve ever been they have literally the second best rolls in existence. But every so often he would bring and entire tote bag full of these rolls and chuck them at people in the hallways and if you caught it you got to eat it. I am not ashamed to say I ate one off the ground before. The freshmen all called him breadman bringer of bread. One time he came in a dragon onesie and had an entire garbage bag full of bread. He is legend.

You said fill your inbox with cool things and I want to interact so here are a couple of weird things from my school.

1 Choir teacher 1: I drove 40 minutes to get lunch today.

Choir teacher 2: You are an animal, you’re more animal than man.

2 The time a girl was selling a 100 pack of worms on strings for 10 bucks a pop and sold out within a day. (My friend bought two and made them into earrings)

3 And

✨Bread Man✨

1, i love it and choir teacher #2 sounds like me

2, i mean i would have bought them too

3, tell me more about this mysterious/amazing sounding bread man

new blog theme to go with the header @drowsywithnochaperone made me ♡♡ tried to pick something with some dreamy colors to fit the theme. also i dont think ive ever had a mercedes icon and thats a damn shame

Is Brittany S. Pierce a Klaine shipper?

I have a very elaborate personal headcanon about this…we know from the wedding episode that Brittany apparently looked up to Klaine during high school and felt like they were inspirational for her.

Now, one might say that this makes no sense. Brittany was encouraging Santana to come out way before Kurt and Blaine got together. But here’s what I think. She didn’t find Klaine inspirational, she found Kurt inspirational. Kurt was the first out gay kid at McKinley and paved the way for Santana to be accepted. And so all she wants is for Kurt to be happy, and since Kurt truly wants to be with Blaine, she tries to make that happen.

When Brittany heard Dave and Blaine were moving in together, she knew that it that news would hurt Kurt, so she went out of her way to decorate the room in the most garish way possible to show Blaine and Dave what a farce their relationship was and further the cracks in a more subtle way.

So, she tells Kurt that he needs to move on, because she cares about him and doesn’t want him to spend his time being depressed and moping around over Blaine, but at the same time she is actively working to sabotage Blainofsky’s relationship so that they can eventually get back together.

Sue says in the wedding episode that “we” - not I, we - “have conspired to deceive and manipulate and, yes, imprison you briefly.”

Now, I took that as further evidence that she and Brittany were working together to bring the two of them back together. Sue did it in a more outright way, with the bear cub and the elevator, but Brittany was a little more sneaky about it.

We know that Sue locked Kurt and Blaine in the elevator for 24 hours. However, for most of those hours, Sue was in the auditorium for the Invitationals competition. So who was controlling the Sue puppet? My theory - it was Brittany.

I also headcanon that Brittany was the one who manipulated the dating app to have Kurt match with an old man, so that Kurt didn’t end up in some other relationship that would be harder to break up once she got Blaine to fall in love with Kurt again. We know she’s good at math and coding, so it is entirely in the realm of possibility that she would be able to control the dating app in order to accomplish that. 

In conclusion, Brittany is a genius, loves Kurt, and will do anything to make him happy. And if that means partnering up with Sue to get Klaine back together, than so be it.

And yes, I have spent far too much of my time thinking about this. Sue me (no pun intended). 

You are literally a genius of the highest proportions

So I have to ask who fills what roles in the DEH, Kurt Carson and Blaine story you came up with because it sounds amazing

Blaine is Evan, Kurt is Zoe, Carson is Connor, Rachel is Alana, and Santana is Jared. Those were my ideas on that, what do you think??

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