Kitty : Old People At Weddings Always Look At Me And Go, “You’re Next”.

A foray back into art, I know the bow tie makes no sense, I have no clue how a bow tie works.

It’s the Gerber Baby The Current Elphaba of Broadways Wicked

Kurt, Blaine, & Mercedes for your ask thing! If you don't mind doing so many at a time lol

Not at all! I’m excited to answer! Okay so...

Kurt’s mom was absolutely Aphrodite. He doesn’t have charmspeak but he definitely has some of the natural beauty of Aphrodite kids. His “powers” also somewhat come from Aphrodite’s origin as a war goddess. Really all he can do is leave a battle/sing-off without a hair out of place. Sometimes he gets upset at how useless his powers feel compared to others, but he still loves his mom and he and Burt always knew who she was.

Blaine’s father is Apollo. He’s just a child of sunshine and that’s literally Apollo’s shtick. He got his musical ability from Apollo and a very small level of healing powers. Blaines got a little bit of bitterness for how Apollo left his mother to fend for herself after ditching them but he doesn’t really hold grudges all that well.

Mercedes I also said was a child of Aphrodite. I think she has the absolute smallest level of charmspeak and it only comes out when she’s extremely passionate (typically when singing). She definitely struggled with her place among her siblings. It took a while for her to see herself as as beautiful and powerful as the rest of them. Because some of her siblings are mean, but Aphrodite definitely at one point told her how beautiful she is. Because Mercedes is the real goddess here tbh

So purely on vibes I matched ND members with musicals I’ve seen in person (included high school productions because I needed more shows). There is no real reason to any of these I just went with what felt right, in order of when I saw the shows...

Wicked - Kurt Hummel

Aladdin - Mike Chang

Anything Goes - Santana Lopez

Cinderella - Finn Hudson

Hamilton - Noah Puckerman

Lightning Thief - Sam Evans

Kinky Boots - Blaine Anderson

Anastasia - Tina Cohen-Chang

All Shook Up - Artie Abrams

Chicago - Quinn Fabray

Les Miserables - Mercedes Jones

Phantom of the Opera - Rachel Berry

The Drowsy Chaperone - Brittany Pierce

ABC is so amazing and exactly what glee is supposed to be! They are all having so much fun and making everyone else have fun. The choreo isn’t overly complex but it looks clean and good and the split solos are so much more accurate and fair and beautiful sounding. If they had just did this from the beginning uggggg

Send me a character from Glee and I’ll tell you who their (Greek) godly parent is!

I just realized there’s really not that many people in the cafeteria? Does McKinley have another cafeteria? We know there’s an outside space? Are most kids there?? Where is the student body?? How big is this school????

important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

So ummm... what if I... kinda maybe accidentally cast a Bridgerton AU for Glee

When I said every song this ep slapped I forgot about big spender

That one just slaps you across the face six times in succession