Trick? Or Perhaps... Treat?

Hello ducky!how ya doin??

-🐢 anon

Heya 🐢 anon!! I'm doing pretty good; I'm planning to finish some left over requests I haven't started with yet.

Honestly, I miiight post something about my upcoming LMK fic but I'm not sure if you guys might like it..... that and also I have a deep fear of losing motivation and I'll end up not posting anything :sob:

hola!! i saw ur requests were open, and this is kinda my first time making one, so i’m sorry if this doesn’t make sense lmfao TvT

could i maybe request rise! leo with a gn! s/o who has one of those really wheezy, contagious laughs? i happen to laugh like that a lot, and my friends always tease me for it, so i thought it would make a really fluffy x reader idea lol

if you don’t wanna write this, it’s completely fine! have a great day/night :)

— 🍉

FINALLY trying to write again and let me first say that i am SO SORRY this was so late... I hope this makes up for the wait!

Rise Leo x Reader with a wheezy laugh

Leo is already a pretty giggly guy

He loves to laugh and he loves to make other people laugh; it's kind of his thing

But man... Call it corny but out of everyone else, he loves hearing your laugh the most

Everytime you start laughing, best bet he follows suit

Like when you laugh, it's immediately followed up by his

He always side eyes you with this silly grin before he starts laughing along with you

Sometimes, you guys even laugh in sync! It's kind of impressive, actually-

Makes 10x more bad jokes when you're around in hopes one of them will make you laugh

You can tell he's doing it for you because he keeps glancing at you when he does it

Bro is not subtle at all HAHSAHS

Donnie is so sick of him. The villains are probably sick of him too, because of the amount of puns he keeps making in the middle of battle-

Even if you aren't there and he makes a pun, he'd pause and go

"Ooh, that was a nice one! Hey, you think Y/n would find that funny?"

He has entire file of puns inside his brain SPECIFICALLY to use when with you

Would affectionately tease you about your laugh

As in he'd call you the STUPIDEST nicknames ever

Stuff like "Squeaky chair" or "Dying dolphin" or "Tea kettle" or something equally as dumb

God he'd probably call you Wheezer. Like the band.

"It's the perfect nickname, what are you talking about? See, it's cuz your laugh is wheezy and I'm blue, and you know what else is Wheezy and blue?"

Leo just likes seeing you happy in general, honestly

Will always, always tell you how much he loves hearing your laugh

He is your own personal stand up comedian <33

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Oof, it's been a while since I've written any ROTTMNT character... I hope I characterized Leo okay here! Again, so sorry for the long ass wait- I hope you like this!

I didnt mean for this to be late but the urge to reply was STRONG WOO

this sounds so cool?? DBK and Iron Fan not trusting Red Son AT ALL, even to the point where they dont trust him to get married is SO FUCKING FUNNY- Red Son you have zero rizz

HOLY SHIT X OC CONTENT!! W MICHEAL AFTON!! Riley's character and story is so 👀 to me... Let me dissect this rq actually... Riley loses so many connections in her old life because of her actions would honestly suit her so well w Micheal... Not only that but her having a friend after so many changes is so sweet... Their meet cute being them knocking into each other on their bikes and forming a rivalry bcs of their similarities is SO FUNNY BCS ITS LITERALLY PEAK TEENAGE BULLSHITTERY ITS SO CUTE,, Idk much about Riley but I feel like her character compliments Mike's so well,, AND THEM MEETING BEFORE CC/EVAN DIES? DUDE.... THE HEARTBREAKING ANGST POTENTIAL...

Ohh I've watched Into the Florpus a few times!! Good for the Nav for having basic survival instincts, I always thought that he should've straight up left for an escape pod during the movie LMAOO- kudos to him for having common sense!! The Tallest trying to punish him, only to have it backfire because the Nav literally KNOWS how to NAVIGATE the ship and successfully escape genuinely sounds like something that could some out the show. Like, yeah that would happen wouldnt it /pos!! The set up for him meeting Lard Nar is so interesting,, Again, idk much about Invader Zim, but the character looks so cool!! The concept of an Irken who was sentenced to death simply because he wanted to live paired with the guy who LEADS a resistance AGAINST the Irkens, and could therefore understand/sympathize with Nav is so interesting!! This sounds like a fic that I would read despite having no knowledge on the fandom, and still 100% enjoy it!!

MIRACULAS LADYBUG JUMPSCARE?? I used to watch the early seasons of it when I was younger but didnt continue for... I actually dont remember... But I have seen some commentary videos on it and HOLY SHIT,,,, Chloe's character was done SO DIRTY I feel so sorry for her,,, Chloe u deserved better

Yahoo done!! Can I just say you lowkey come up with SUCH GOOD CONCEPTS like!! These?? These are SO DAMN GOOD, the set up and characters and possibilities are so interesting, and I could genuinely see these as full blown fics I would read, its awesome!! Ur super creative, I love seeing these ideas :DD

📖 its me again 😈 do u mayhaps have any more ideas,,,

Sure do!~ here's a few more!

1: (Untitled) A Red Son x Reader LMK arranged marriage/rivals to lovers where Princess Iron fan and DBK are unconfident in their son's ability to do anything right- including finding a spouse worthy of carrying on their great family line. so, they pick one for him. you are the finest soldier in the demon bull corps; smart, strong, capable- you have never failed an assignment, and that's not about to change anytime soon. they assign you to their son's side so that you can grow closer under the guise of you being his aid in attempting to retrieve the monkey king's staff- killing two birds with one stone. Unfortunately, you aren't exactly Red Son's biggest fan, finding his haughty attitude beyond irritating. this wasn't fair to either of you, like hell you would let it go forward. Since Iron fan and DBK hadn't told their son what they were up to or straight-up forced him to tie the knot with you, you guessed that they wanted him to choose you of his own free will- something you are certain would never happen. Your plan was to put everything you had into getting that staff back and absolutly nothing into getting red son to like you. Of course youll have to fake some sort of repour when prying eyes are watching otherwise the jig is up and your bosses will find out your disobeying orders. But it should be fine, your confident that you can manage. You can beat up one measely deleviery boy. You can tollerate Red son for as long as you need to. You can get him to cooperate with the neritive without clueing him in. You wont lose.

2:(Untitled) A Micheal Afton x OC FNAF. Riley moves in with her grandparents after getting kicked out of her old school for getting into a bad fight with the principals daughter. she hates it. she liked her old school and her old friends just fine, most of all she liked her old house. but she doesn't have must of a choice in the matter, her mom cant drop everything to drive her two hours every morning with her hospital jobs hours, so moving in with her grand parents who live within walking distance of her new school is the next best thing. her first night in town, she goes boarding and accidentally knocks some guy off a bike. they don't make a great first impression on each other, but they'll have to learn to get along as long as they're classmates. the more time they spend together, the more they begrudgingly realize they have in common. this leads to a lot of rivalry, fighting and an unrealized awkward tension between them. also, they meet right before Even/CC dies so... yeah :) angst. :)

3:(The Right Path) a Laard Nar x Navigator Invader Zim fic where Nav saves the massive from sailing into the Florpus at the last second by going against the Tallest's command. everyone lived! however, the tallest we not too pleased with his disobedience. so, they had him thrown in a holding cell and scheduled for a Pak wipe. of course, having literally been born to pilot the massive, he knew the ship like the back of his hand. he escaped to a random planet on a stolen voot cruiser. on that planet he wanders, until he comes upon Resisty HQ by complete coincidence.

BONUS! 4: (All Hail Queen Bee!) a Miraculous Ladybug Re-write/Fix-it where Chloe gets to keep the bee miraculous and her character development because I'm bitter & petty. i... i could give a run down about it but there's just so much and yet not nearly enough to talk about. if i tried, id just end up ranting, it honestly needs its own post but i just wanted to let ya know it exists in my brain.

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

why does tumblr keep fucking with my background picture quality smh 

MY GOD THE NEIGHBORS HOUSE IS ON FIRE IM NOT JOKING

The other neighbors are trying to break open the door to try and cease the fire but GOOD GOD i hope the guy who owns the house is ok

For context the house exploded randomly

-🐢 anon

??????

🐢 ANON WHAT /LH

bro ur literally living the fanfic author life like DAMN

i hope the guy is ok as well,, but damn what is it with you and explosions /j

I don’t see a lot of people talking about the fact that Shadow didn’t actually seek revenge out of his own volition. Gerald literally brainwashed him while he was in stasis without his knowledge or consent.

A huge part of Shadow’s character arc was the reveal that, unlike what he’d believed, Maria didn’t want him to avenge her and the people on the ARK. Gerald actively altered Shadow’s last memory of Maria so Shadow would destroy the Earth. It was always Gerald who was consumed by his lust for revenge and he projected all of that onto Shadow. Literally the moment Shadow realizes that the real Maria actually wanted him to save and protect people he resolves to save the Earth.

I don’t know whether or not they’ll keep this in the movie, but I hope so. Personally, Shadow realizing that outside forces have been controlling and manipulating him his whole life and learning to choose his own path sounds more interesting to me than the umpteenth “vengeance bad”-story.

BRO I-

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

I CANT BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS BASED OFF OF MY SILLY POST?? THAT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!

YOU BOUTTA MAKE ME A DONNIE X GEORGIA SHIPPER FR THEYRE SO ADORABLE TOGETHER RAAHHHH 

⋰ ⊹˚. ♡ Alone on Valentines? ⋰ ⊹˚. ♡

I was halfway done before most of this got deleted. I am going to scream cry and convulse on the floor. As it's way to late for me to be awake rn, I'll just do this in two parts, for the sake of my sanity </33

I know for a fact that most of us are probably gonna be spending this Valentine's alone, reading fanfic, and honestly same. But let's imagine for a second that that isn't the case.

The turtles react to you being alone on Valentines Day

GN reader, romantic, crushing/pining, fluff

Raphael

flabbergasted

like that's his initial reaction

i imagine that you guys would just be chilling in the lair, talking, and you slip out that you might be spending valentine's alone

he goes "oh, okay!" before he double takes and says

"wait- really?"

he honestly thought that you would've had a date for valentine's this year

because like... why wouldn't you? you're so attractive, and charming, and lovable, who wouldn't want to date you?

no matter how you feel about being alone (unbothered, sad, etc etc) raph will do everything he can to make you feel better

you don't deserve to be alone! no one does!

so he proudly states that "if you don't have anyone to spend the day with, then raph'll spend it with you! there! now you won't be alone anymore."

he says this all with this big smile

doesn't realize that he basically just asked to be your date

you realize it tho

ofc, you say yes, because who can say no to raph?

and raph just nods to himself, proud, before he processes what he just said

oh. he just scored a date with you.

jaw drops at this realization. OH. HE JUST SCORED A DATE. WITH YOU.

BY ACCIDENT??

vows to make this the best valentine's you'll ever experience

it might be hard, being a giant turtle and all, but by pizza supreme is he gonna try his best anyways

Donatello

bro you didn't even tell him this information

he literally eavesdropped on your conversation with april while he was nearby

pretends to be really engrossed in whatever he was doing while he strains to listen to what you guys are saying

is also confused when he finds out. according to his statistics, you have plenty of qualities that make you attractive. so why are you spending valentine's alone?

forgets that the data he used to make said statistics are based off of his experiences with you. He then considers that maybe not everybody got butterflies in their stomach whenever you were around

BRO HAD TO REMIND HIMSELF THAT NOT EVERYONE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU LMAO

when april leaves the room, he internally goes aha! an opportunity! and tries to make a move

he acts cool as he talks to you, but don't be fooled, he is internally combusting

not so subtly suggests that you should spend valentine's in the lair with him instead of being alone. tells you that not all love is romantic, and as... friends... you guys have a right to celebrate today as well

damn he is not making this easier on himself

of course, his brothers and april are gonna be there too!! obviously!!

you get to spend time with all of them.

... mostly with donnie, though. especially with donnie.

if you agree, he'd say "perfect! shall we call it a date, then?"

say yes. the look on his face and the growing blush on his cheeks is so worth it

LMAO YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE PUT YOUR HEIGHT AT 1.55 M SHORT ASS GOBLIN

SHUT THE HELL UP IM GOING TO RUN YOU OVER-

Bruh I return here to see mr.simprobots gall lol,really want to put a screw on this car I guess!(pun)

-🐢 anon

THIS WAS NOT HOW I EXPECTED UR RETURN TO GO- AHHAHAHAHHA

i love how thats how u know my friend as, bcs ur so right. She fr wants to ride that car (affectionate)