Dorcas: Will You Marry Me?

Walburga: Everyone in our family is perfectly fine!!

Sirius, eating peanut butter out of a jar with no utensils or hands:

Bellatrix, creeping up behind Sirius with a butter knife:

Narcissa, covered in spicy mayo, spinning in circles:

Andromeda, cartwheeling into a brick wall:

Regulus, drowning in a birdbath:

Orion: … of course…

dude the only picture on my camera roll from april 29 is a random truck i saw that said RAB on it-

“Do you wanna where I was April 29?”

Thinking about gay dead wizards ykyk

mwah

reblog if you like girls and/or pasta

crimson rivers dorlene, my loves 🖤

“When the arena breaks open, it's on Dorcas' orders” ahh I love them

fic: crimson rivers by bizarrestars (ao3)

marlene obsessing over effie pt. 2

James: Mom, what does your shirt say?!

Effie: Oh, it says milf! 

James: Yeah, I see that. Where did you get it?!

Effie: Marlene gave it to me. Is it a problem, deer?

James: Do you know what it means?!

Effie: Yeah!

Effie: Man, I love frogs!

James: marLENE!!!!!!!!

*evil marlene laughter in the background*

James, about Lily: She's very pretty. And confident. And smart.

Remus: She’d eat you alive.

James, sighing: What a way to go.

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c: @givethispromptatry

I NEED SOME FLUFFY JILY HC'S PLEASE

fluffy jily hcs because i can never get to my asks on time (ILYSM LINN IM SO SORRYYYYTY 😭😭😭)

james gets up the earliest in this household because he's a psychopath morning run typa guy, lily sleeps in for HOURS. like she'll literally wake up at 4 pm sometimes and james will keep checking her pulse every 5 minutes thinking she's dead or something

lily: *wakes up at 6 pm* oh hi babe

james, standing in the corner, thinking she just rose from the dead or smth: 😨😨😨

intermission: promoting the song disco by surf curse, and also never lose me by flo milli, best music frfr

okok but lily is the big spoon, you can't change my mind. like she loves loves LOVES to just wrap her arms around james and press her face into his back, partly bc of the abandonment issues that she has, and james needs a weight on top of him to sleep, so they end up sleeping in a weird position where james is half on his side, half on his stomach, and lily is latched onto his back with one leg just thrown over him or something. 

they're so cute oh my god ❤️❤️❤️ i swear guys i might exit my bartylus brainrot to explode the jily microfics. or jegulily??? actually yeah methinks jegulily but STILL WIWGWJHAKAHAJ-

they're the original "neat freak" x "messy af" couple, bc i honestly see lily as being really into art and the likings and james will walk into the flat while she's working on something and her stuff will be everywhere and james is just like NUH UH and drops everything to help organize

no but imagine him helping her organize books and stuff at hogwarts and slowly lily realizes he's doing more flirting than organizing 😏😏 lol

i saw someone say james would be a househusband and i YES. for no particular reason except the vibes.

art by cutegirlsart, likeafunerall, corwnvus, and vynaura

James: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture." 

Remus: ...I think we should leave this bar.