Hiding Pride Flags In My Homophobic Parents Basement#4

Its all acab and don't talk to the pigs and the system is fucked till someone threatens to kill you then everyone like 'call the cops' 'you need to go to the cops' 'you should call the cops'

Bitch I don't wanna do paperwork I've got finals in 2 weeks

This makes me wanna actually watch a sport

But like only hockey

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.

If anyone ever wants to know what education neglect looks like its my 23 year old sister thinking that julius caesar was the guy who had jesus crucified

I have read the enter A Song of Ice and Fire series in the span of a week during finals in the world of readers I am a god

I present to you ....

Birds

Ones a chickadee and ones a tufted titmouse i would say guess which is which but one is labeled

Got to love being threatened with a pair of scissors really puts things into perspective

I decided to draw my sister for art class