Dumbass-smolgayitalian - ...

I don't know what god I pissed off to land myself in this forsaken state but I fucking hate florida and I don't know what sadistic little bitch decided to green light my demonic foreshadowing but I dOnT lIkE tHiS nO-

I went to get food and there was a cockroach in with my forks

If god wanted me dead so bad he didn't have to make me wanna be the not living cuz ✨bug✨ bitch your god strike me down yourself

Anthropology is amazing cuz this is an actual project I handed in on jargon and got full credit for like I just pulled this shit out my ass and got an A

So i found out about clown husbandry recently and the one thing I'm curious about is are mascots a breed of clown and if they are what dose that make furry but if they are not a breed of clown and just a branch of furry then dose that make animatronics like we see in the fnaf documentary the furry equivalent of a fear clown?

Me and my friend rewatching banana fish

Friend: why do we torcher ourselves like this

Me for some god awful reason: because pain is an easy emotion to feel and it reminds us that we still have emotions to feel so we enjoy the suffering that reminds us were human

Friend: why...

Fun fact in anthropology for something to be considered a word all you have to do is be able to make a sound and have more than one person understand what you mean this being said the fact that I can say blurbo and have over a thousand people understand exactly what I mean means that blurbo is an official word and Tumblr is a dialect

If anyone ever wants to know what education neglect looks like its my 23 year old sister thinking that julius caesar was the guy who had jesus crucified

So I started using a cane and my initial thoughts for the first day using around campus all day are...

It makes nosie I didn't realize it would make that much noise how I didn't realize that while using it at home I don't know but out in public very aware of the clicking sound

My ankles still a little sore but like it dosnt Hurt just sore usually it hurts by now

My back hurts but that's unrelated I just forgot to where the brace

You can trip over a cane like you do your feet

So far anthropology professor is the only one who hasent brought attention to me using a cane now

I apparently can't use it for long on my right side before my rist hurts 🙃 but it feels unnatural to use it with my off hand at first

Neither knee hurts right now to that good

Did you know that if nasa we're considering anything for a 9th planet it would be there 'hypothetical' planet that they have nO pRoof even EXISTS AIDHSV WHAT ABOUT PLUTO!

YOu knOw there are 4 other 'dWaRf' planets in our solar system that no one even talks about!I mean Ceres, Makemake, Haumea Eris! MY AUTO CORRECT DOESN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THEM A FUCKING WORDS! WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER NASA DWARF PLANETS ARE PLANETS TO !STOP IGNORING THEM PEOPLE! VEVA LA PLUTO BITCHES!

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