I Fucking Hate Hallucinations Because Want Do You Mean I See A Bug On My Arm In My Dreams And Get Woken

Holy Communion is just the veggie burger of ritualistic cannibalism

So I'm taking an art class and we where doing counter balance in class and right when I was finished the professor comes over and tells me to add more colors like bitch i work in monochrome thers already 2 colors what more do you want from me so I add purple I finish the he come back around and tells me I need more color so now I add yellow and I'm thinking ok this is enough right it looks good no more but this bitch comes back around and tells me more colors you need warm colors like red or orange and I'm just sitting there like I have black blue purple and yellow isn't this enough have you ever heard of a color palette but no so I add the damn red and nowni hate it

I present to you ....

Birds

Ones a chickadee and ones a tufted titmouse i would say guess which is which but one is labeled

Its all acab and don't talk to the pigs and the system is fucked till someone threatens to kill you then everyone like 'call the cops' 'you need to go to the cops' 'you should call the cops'

Bitch I don't wanna do paperwork I've got finals in 2 weeks

Reposting this so I can find it when brain stops

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

I had to do this for class project and I never realized that she is usually depicted moaning or that the story behind the Ecstasy of Saint Teresa is so sexually charged like it's not that sexually charged but for a baroque depiction of a nun it's more than I was expecting

at this point my family needs to just stop buying oatmeal or except that it comes with extra protein

i went to make oatmeal cookies only to realize that the oatmeal had bugs in it after I added the oats

finding like colonies of the almost microscopic bugs in specifically our oatmeal has become so comen that there like a 60/40 chance that any time I go to eat some their there and I normally don't find them until I've already made the thing and at a certent point you just go fuck it like your already eating when you spot the fucker at that point whats more gonna do

but my parents make stuff with oats all the time and almost never find them like are they just old and going blind or am I cursed

Tumbler you don't understand I actually need to know this like I'm writing an essay that's past due and this is where I'm stuck

How do I say down bad in a professional stance like how do I get across that this theory is reliant on someone being really fucking horny?????