Ok So Aperently This Was A Love Scam Thing That People Usually Pull On The Elderly And My Autistic Ass

Ok so aperently this was a love scam thing that people usually pull on the elderly and my autistic ass just completely missed the mark trying to get us back on topic to the insurance thing he was supposed to be selling me that I don't qualify for like my mind was fully just "sir your a telemarketer, aren't you supposed to be marketing me something can we just get back to that so I can say no and hang up i don't know how to respond to you flirting with me when you refuse to take a hint" but also I mentioned being a 20 something college student what money do you think I have for you to scam to begin with if ither of us was gonna be asking for money it would have been me???

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.

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are you telling me the p.m. stands for patrick matthew

is p.m. seymour just the reverse matpat

3 months ago

Reposting this so I can find it when brain stops

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

I just turned to my bird and went "ah yes you are a magic shitter my glorious bitch" only for feather to stare at me inconspicuously and start screaming in my ear as if I did not just complet her

The biblical god is just a wattpad writer

Think about it what do all writers do, give there favorite characters ✨trama✨

What does god continually do to his chosen people

✨trama✨

And look at the world around us theres not enough consistency in the plot for life to be an ao3 fic no look at florida-man the only way that exists outside of wattpad is in a crack fic and I refuse to belive we live in an abandoned ao3 crack fic-


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I AM THE GAY EMO WITCH KID NO ONE CAN SQUANDER MY POWER !

4 months ago

Got to love being in-between hyperfixations and trying to decide what Fandom to read fic on like do I want funny bullshit and read bnha creak or do I decide I don't care about my mental health and read marauders fics


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random shit idiots welcome anthropology major histor minor G pronouns: all (I horde them like a dragon)

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