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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

Main families of the Harry Potter world

REBLOG!!!!

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

last night I had a dream that there was a tumblr update and the only thing it changed was that for two minutes straight you could sprinkle shredded cheese on other blogs and their posts, and everyone's dashboard was just pandemonium as everyone cheesed each other. two minutes of abominable amounts of shredded cheese raining from the dash. tumblr at its finest. get cheesed

@yeahitsak

When I was younger my Mother always seemed like the strict one

She still seems strict now and the fact that she is a doctor doesn't help

I was always distracted and hyperactive as a child and am still today

We are different and opposite in so many ways

But when I walked into the office the other day I saw her notepad

And there where little drawings of eyes and half finished faces on it

It made me smile

Because when you walk into my room and look to my desk

You can see a pinboard with little eyes and half finished faces all over it

I think that is poetic in it's own little way

Loki: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

Stephen: What's the Spanish word for tortillas?

Tony: Dunno, let me check on Google translate

Loki, already taking off his clothes: By the Norns, you're both so fucking stupid.

Twilight but they're constantly being watched when they think no one is by two tourists who are just at the wrong place at the wrong time but get increasingly invested in the drama over time

best way I have found to comfort people who are endlessly apologetic of things outside their control (often as a result of shitty relationships) is the jokingly hyperbolic accusation of [gasp] "so you're behind it all!"

like someone giving me directions who starts apologizing profusely when I miss a light as if it's their fault--[gasp] "it was you who petitioned city council to build this intersection in 1893!!" because it snaps them out of it and they laugh like. oh yeah. that's a ridiculous thing to blame someone for. I'm not that guy. you're not that guy. it works.

*Happy noises*

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