Babygirl Im Running Out Of Spoons A Rapid Rate And Am About To Burst Into A Cloud Of Neurtoxin At The

if you are someone who orders things during black friday weekend with next day or 2 day shipping, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

sincerely,

-a retail employee who packed 105 online orders in 2.5 hours

Rob, my beloved

i just thought abt this guy in the middle of math class and he makes me so happy for some reason-

basically, Rob will do anything for anyone, as long as it isn't for some big company- especially those Nexus people. He used to work for them, but something happened and now he works for himself and anyone willing to pay him. He lives in a little shack, where he also sells/trades random items, ranging from weaponry to snacks to anything he can get his hands on that's worth something.

I'll probably post some more stuff about him later, if i have the motivation :]

“I play Mortal Kombat for the plot”

The plot:

Reblog if you love mortal kombat or if you want Raiden to smush you under his full weight like a led blanket

hi followers! Or whoever's seeing this right now

Sorry for being dead lmao

I'm a lot more active on my tiktok account, dummmy_head, but heres some stuff i drew while i was on there

Oh- and i may or may not have gotten into wii deleted you over the last week 👁👁

your personal home shredder?

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

Reblog this post to turn the previous user into a Creature

Anyways take this random effort at human-ising my gruntsona/madcom oc dummmy

(character prns : It/its, but i've heard some ppl are uncomfy using those so they/them is fine as well)

stan the scrunkly <3

i love the “anybody wanna fall in love in __?!” picture because i see it without fail everytime a month passes