”Hey Kellin, Your Mother Was A Whore!” Is Still One Of The Funniest And Most Batshit Lines In Malevolent

”Hey Kellin, your mother was a whore!” is still one of the funniest and most batshit lines in Malevolent because it comes directly out of left field. Whores are literally never referenced again (except as a callback to that line, which happens the very same episode). John nor Yellow nor the King ever make reference to any other hypothetical whores or slutshaming in any regard. The Entity just decided to be a bitch like that. It’s like a preteen who learned precisely one swear and is trying to shock you by saying it as loudly and as clearly as possible to get a reaction out of you. Who taught him those words. Where is his mother.

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Hello French folks living in the 7th district abroad*, here are your Nouveau Front populaire candidates!! Head on over to this brand-new website to meet them, check out their platform, get updates on events and more!

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I cannot stop imagining Formula 666 playing everytime Damien bursts into a scene.


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1 year ago

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2 months ago

Lukewarm take: it's not bad but it's not as good as the first season, and a lot of the reasons why can be traced to the fact that the only character that had political convictions died at the end of season 1.

Whyyyyyyy do people think that arcane s2 is good? It’s like comedically bad and so many people are talking like it’s awesome. Red what is your take on why people think it’s good

tune in on friday for my two-hour video about why I think it's good


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2 years ago
Because I Can’t Deal With Life Today (and It’s Not Even Noon! Yay!) Here’s Another Batch Of My
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1 year ago

I am of the opinion that he carries piles of books for the specific purpose of throwing them dramatically.

Do we know what Crowley was doing yeeting those books in season 2? And if we don't, what are the theories around?

At first I thought he was making space for more fire extinguishers, but then Neil said that those were Aziraphale's investment, so I'm back to wondering what that was about...

Maybe he was just bringing Jim more books that he could catalogize by the brilliant Jimsystem? :) BUt not caring enough not to yeet them


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4 months ago

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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