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(Everyone is watching watching Gabe swim) Mateo: is it weird for me to think he looks good in that swimsuit. I mean...REALLY good!? ---- Mateo: (walking with Gabe) so anyway I regained consciousness, there's cops everywhere, Naomi's cover in blood and has an ice pick!! (Nervous laugh) it was kind of a weird Tuesday. ---- Luisa: Ms. Gabriela? (Everyone laughs) Mateo: uh...ma'am, Gabe is actually a boy Boy: yeah and we'd never crush on him otherwise!! Mateo: shut up! Luisa: well, since you were absent yesterday Gabe, I am Luisa. Your new homeroom teacher. But that doesn't matter, because I'm basically pointless in this show. ---- Gabe: so is it illegal if I do it in my own pool? Mateo: I don't know. I mean...its sounds illegal but- Naomi: (slides in) What's up sluts!? Guess who just got out of prison!!? Mateo: sluts? Gabe: prison? (They both gasp) Mateo and Gabe: NAOMI!!?? Naomi: Yeeeeeeah! ---- Naomi: dam...we need another member. And I need to get rid of these stupid bird key chains. Maybe if I wether them a bit and call them antiques I can pawn them...Nah! I'll just sell them on my Etsy store. Elena: Ahem! Naomi: huh? (Music plays while 'Hottie Alert' is written all over Elena...metaphorically) Naomi: bitch you gonna be mine. Elena: I beg your pardon? Naomi: nothing nothing!! Hey your Elena right? Can I ask you something? Elena: I assume by the 23 recruiting papers and the 34...swimsuit...bird things in your bag, you were going to ask me to join the swim team. Naomi: yeah but- Elena: I'm sorry but I already joined track. Naomi: but I- Elena: and my stup is coming up in 3.34 seconds so your going to have to make the pitch very quick. Naomi: alright so swim team right!? (A 'sing' goes off in the train) Elena: there it is. (Gets off the train) good day. Naomi: Hey wait! I was actually going to ask you what size color you wear! Come on let me get them digits baby!! Let's make this a thing!! (Watches Elena run home) Naomi: OH MY GOD LOOK A HER RUN!! Oh is should be illegal to be that fine!! Ah yeah~ work them legs! ---- Bonus! (Watches Elena run home) Naomi: OH MY GOD LOOK A HER RUN!! Oh is should be illegal to be that fine!! Ah yeah~ work them legs! Amber: OH MY GOD IS THAT A GUN IN HER POCKET!!? Sofia: I don't think that's a gun...

What she said:

What I heard:

Lafayette: Oh, are you suggesting a, how you say, ménage à trois?

Burr: Really?! You’re really asking how to say ménage à trois?! It’s a fucking French word, you little bitch!

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And like in the DLC Silver Lining when Sable says she isn’t a hero you have Spider-Man going “But your wife and daughter see you as a hero. Your daughter thinks the world of you, your wife too. Isn’t that what really matters?”

Headcanon: Sable and Yuri have an amazing relationship and eventually get married much to Spider-Man’s surprise. Later on they have a little girl who’s just as bad ass as her moms and is Spider-Man’s number one fan.

Yes! Yes to all of this! :3

Just sketching. But then this came to my head. You gotta admit though, Carolina could probably turn anyone gay. XD

An Amber Alert was issued for a missing teen in Wisconsin, and her parents were found dead in their home; officials are concerned for her safety. There was a 911 call made shortly before 1am on Monday, October 15 where law enforcement found both of her parents dead-the cause of death is still not positively determined but there were gunshots involved. It’s believed the teen, Jayme Closs was in the house at the time. 

Jayme is 100lb with green eyes and blonde hair, about 5 feet tall. If anyone has information on her whereabouts, please contact Barron County Sheriff’s Office: 855-744-3879