So Yeah

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

is no one going to talk about the worldbuilding potential the scuffed origins mod server map has or do i have to.

the floating island? the dumb circle-ravine encompassing the spawn area? the chunk errors where different biomes eat into each other? wilbur calling the dark oak forest nearby “the enchanted forest”? the fact that avians were implied to evolve FROM another species? the giant fuckoff void pit glitch Phil found in the mines?

it’s SO COOL??? WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?????

okay hear me out. the game Among Us, but theres a 5% chance that there is no imposters for that round and there's a random chance that you just die and the rest of the crew mates are just accusing eachother but there's no imposter.

Its impossible for crew mates to lose bc theyre all crew mates but friendships likely won't survive.

it’s almost spooky month which means i can legally draw the muffinteers as witches

Getting out of a anxiety episode start by taking little step. One at a time.

So I’ll start by working on my productivity efficiency. Just one chapter per night. One, step by step.

It’s new year and I didn’t take resolution, I’ll do it now.

Don’t be too hard on yourself

Start working on little task one at a time

Be more positive

Work in school and do your work

Take breaks

Breathe

Everything will come in place the way it should. Live the moments.

Happy new year everyone!!!

i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned

❤️💛💙

( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! 🥺💕)

Shadow Moon Challenge

Hello! I’m Simbones! *waves*

I created this challenge as I never play with Vampires anymore and I thought it would be great idea to combine general gameplay with Vampire generations. 

This challenge is based on the same style of the Not So Berry challenge, which I love and I enjoy the general layout so I wanted to create a similar style challenge but with Occults. You don’t have to stick to any colours for this Challenge, I just wanted to keep the format the same. If you haven’t already, you can check out the NSB Challenge here.

You can follow my gameplay over on my blog @simbonez​

Use the hashtag #shadowmoon to share your stories!

RULES:

There are some notes on some Gen rules, I have tried to explain as much as I can, but ultimately how you play this challenge, story wise is up to you.

Gender is not specific to any Generation, apart from Gen 2, where you must birth a son, a ‘male heir’ this will be the first born male. This ‘heir’ however is a false heir and will not be the heir to the next generation, Gen 3.

If a sim specifies that they have a coven, you must make a coven using the GTW group feature. You may put whoever in this coven, the only rule is that they vampires.

If another occult is mentioned in a Gen, e.g A Witch, give them the Vampire occult.

Money cheats can be used, but only to purchase a Gen’s first home, this must be realistic however, especially if they have money tasks in their rules.

If their is no career specified for a gen, you can choose if they have a career or not, such as the vampire aspiration gens.

Explanations:

Bloodline - a direct descendant of your selected sim.

Pureblood - a ‘true’ vampire, a sim that has not been turned, but is a descendant from vampire parents. 

Coven - A group of vampires using GTW Clubs. If a sim specifies that they have a coven, you must make a coven using the GTW Club feature. You may put whoever in this coven, the only rule is that they are vampires.

Let me know if you have any questions! I haven’t yet play-tested, so let me know if you find any conflicts within the story line!

I hope you enjoy! 

Generation One: The Founder

You’re a sim thats obsessed with everything occult. Born human, it is your ultimate dream to infiltrate the vampire kind with your own coven. Driven by your desire, you want to train and produce as many vampires in your bloodline as possible.

Traits: Bookworm, Perfectionist, Genius

Aspiration: Vampire Family

Rules:

Complete Vampire Family Aspiration

Must Start as a Human Sim

Be Turned by a Vampire

Master Vampiric Lore and Parenting Skill

Have 4 Children of your Bloodline

Generation Two: The Dark Sheep

Being brought up with a large family has meant there was a lot of competition growing up. Secretly you just really want to please your parents. However you have become obsessed with the dark arts and it has made you power hungry, you want to be the ultimate high priest no matter who you have to step on to get there.

Traits: Kleptomaniac, Snob, Ambitious

Aspiration: Master Vampire

Rules:

Produce a Male ‘Heir’ to your Coven (Have as many children to achieve this, but you must have at least 2 children, this ‘Male heir’ will be a false heir.)

Master the Master Vampire Aspiration

Master Logic & Pipe Organ Skill

Marry a ‘Pureblood’ Vampire (A Vampire that has not been turned but of vampiric descent*)

Generation Three:  The Rebel

Always walking in your siblings shadow, you were not chosen as your parents heir to their empire. It has made you despise your vampiric culture and everything your family stands for. You wish to steer your life as far away from it as possible. You love herbalism and pour your heart and soul into your life away from the darker forms of vampirism. Unfortunately your curse will remain with you, making your love for the outdoors a dream.

Traits: Loves outdoors, Vegetarian, Good

Aspiration: Good Vampire

Career: Gardener

Rules

Master Gardener Career

Complete Good Vampire Aspiration

Complete Herbalism Skill

Live outside of Forgotten Hollow

Consume Plasma Fruits as much as you can and live by your vegetarian values.

Keep your occult a secret from your Children & Spouse

Generation Four: The Icon

On your ‘young adult’ birthday, you stumble across an old occult book, and you find out about your parent’s origins. Suddenly you begin to make sense of where you came from. You visit forgotten Hollow and realise that everyone is dressing in the 18th century, this town needs a makeover.. STAT. 

Traits: Neat, Materialistic, Creative

Aspiration: Leader of the Pack

Career: Style Influencer

Rules

Master Style Influencer career

Master Leader of the Pack Aspiration

Makeover 10 Vampires from Forgotten Hollow using the makeover chair 

Create and run your own Elite Coven of Vampires.

Release your mother of her immortality using the Ultimate Vampire Cure drink and make her mortal. (You must make the drink yourself)

Generation Five: The Recluse

Always surrounded by flamboyant parties and guests, you are abit of a loner and prefer the company of familiars. You live a simple life and only have what you need. Your family and cats.. lots and lots of cats.

Traits: Loner, Geek, Insane

Aspiration: Friend of the Animals

Career: Writer

Rules

Master Friend of the Animals aspiration

Master writing skill and Pet training skill.

Marry a ‘Witch’ (*as we do not have witch occults, use the vampire occult) 

Produce a litter of kittens from your cats

Volunteer as a family 3 times

Generation Six: The Gifted

Half Vampire, Half Witch, you are gifted from a very small age. Your powers are unlike others at your age. Your parents told you however to only take what you need, but you often use your powers for personal gain. Neither Vampire nor Witch coven’s don’t want anything to do with you, but you’re happy just playing your guitar and looking after your kid.

Traits: Music Lover, Self-Assured, Romantic

Aspiration: Musical Genius

Career: Entertainer 

Rules

Master Musical Genius Aspiration

Master Guitar Skill

Have one child with a human sim

Never Marry or Move in a partner

Generation Seven: The Mother

Growing up you were the apple of your parent’s eye. You always had everything you ever wanted and your parent tried everything they could to make it happen. As half human and half occult, you are unable to carry vampiric spawn to full term. You insist on having a vampire baby and choose to conjure one instead, no matter the consequences.

Traits: Childish, Insane, Neat

Aspiration: Successful Lineage

Career: Painter

Rules

“Conjure” a vampiric baby (you can cheat this after adopting a child and make them a vampire*)

Master Successful Lineage Aspiration

Master Wellness Skill

Master Painting skill

Only wear dresses for your entire life

Generation Eight: The Enigma

Nobody really knows where you came from, you’re abit of an outcast.. nobody really trusts your magical origins. Conjured by magic, you often wonder if there is a reason for your existence. However you are naturally skilled at vampiric lore beyond your age level and you don’t know why. A dark illegal coven takes you under their wing and you never look back.

Traits: Hot headed, Mean, Active

Aspiration: Public Enemy

Career: Criminal Career

Rules

Cheat Vampiric Lore skill to 8

Master Criminal Career 

Complete Public Enemy Aspiration 

Adopt 2 guard dogs

Have a home worth at least £200,000 Simoleons

Generation Nine: The Fairytale

Being brought up in a Coven Boss household wasn’t the greatest for your love life, an overprotective parent meant you’ve always had your nose in a book and have dreamed of your very own romance story. Wishing someone would save you from a life of crime you will do whatever it takes to find your true love.

Traits: Bookworm, Romantic, Jealous

Aspiration: Soulmate

Career: Arts Critic

Rules

Master Writing & Piano Skill

Master Arts Critic Career

Run away from home as a Teen

Be a Grade A student at School

Marry a Human Spouse

Generation Ten: The Ultimatum

You have had a privileged upbringing and are well aware of your Human & Vampire roots. You are extremely talented in Potion Making and think it may be your true calling. You love creating potions and your Vampire side. However you must make a difficult decision. Do you give in and become a legendary Potion Master, or do you give it all up for true love?

Traits: Cheerful, Self-Assured, Outgoing

Aspiration: Master Mixologist

Career: Culinary

Rules

Master the Mixology Skill

Have a Neatly kept garden at your home 

Fall in love with a Human Sim

Observe the death of your Human Lover (*This can be cheated if desired)

Create the Shadow Realm potion to bring them back to life

Live an eternal life 

Hi! I am sending my friend a pen pal package and gifts in the mail. I am new to mailing things and was wondering if you had any kind of suggestions? I also am not sure what to include in the letter I want to write him since we talk almost every day. He likes reading and anything trippy. Thanks in advance!

Hi babe, first off you are a incredible and your friend is going to love whatever you send. I am still learning how to send packages so I can’t give too many tips in that regard BUT I have a few suggestions about presentation.

Packaging makes even the smallest gift feel expensive: I love saving tissue paper from Christmas and online shopping packages as well as the bells and whistles such as the little bags, cardboard backing, washi tape, etc. I love padding the bottom with some decorated tissue paper and wrapping 1-2 of the total gifts with some wrapping and twine. It looks beautiful and makes that 1$ magnet feel 20$.

Its all in the Note: The best touch to a package is the note. It can be placed at the top of the package to be read first or tucked in a book (if thats a gift, more on that below). It can be the size of a index card, written in fountain pen with a small envelope tucked with a sticker because who doesn’t love a sticker. While yes you talk every time, but why these gifts? Why are you sending it to them? You wanted to send them something that made you think of them (my favorite reason) or a special occasion or you wanted to celebrate them and their mind. 

A La Gifts: Every time someone has sent me a book I cry. There is nothing more euphoric than ripping off the brown craft paper off a book and seeing that scuffed well loved cover and reading a inscription on the first page. It is the most underrated love language in the entire world. I would send everyone a book this way if I could. If you can I suggest buying a thrifted copy especially if its a older book. There are some fantastic resources online to buy thrifted books. Now regarding specialized book for your pen pal I would recommend some of the following:

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe

Naked Lunch by William S Burroughs

The Crying of Lot 49 by Thomas Pynchon 

Slaughterhouse - Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Rosemary’s Baby by Ira Levin

I hope this wee guide has helped you and when sending the package reach out to you local USPS or whatever postal service you use and ask how to compile the package and/or letter.

Good luck!

xx Savannah

So me and my friends made a highschool au for the dsmp (with the epic smp featured) and uh - I d e a s

-Tommy and Tubbo just bring animals to school, like Tommy had a fucking pigieon in his sleeve once

-Schlatt and Quackity put pepper spray in the vents once and technically committed chemical warfare

-Techno is the one kid who reads at lunch, ranboo sometimes sits with him but only when he isnt having a breakdown in the counselors office

-Charlie just eats whole vegetables during class

-Sapnap has brought a toaster to lunch and just started making toast

-irl fruit ninja

-Dream, George, Karl, Tubbo, and Quackity all brought their cats to school once

-School wide kahoot…

-That one time Schlatt and Charlie just broke off a washroom door and walked outside with it

-Wilbur climbed onto the rafters of the bus once

-Charlie ate two ladybugs and said they tasted salty

-Sapnap just picks Quackity up bridal style and carries him around

-Same with Karl

-Wilbur also ate pepper and a mint at the same time and started crying

-Jack and Niki have chased Tommy around at lunch but stopped when he jumped across five tables

-Tubbo was playing the spongebob chase theme on his ukulele as this was happening

-Fundy broke his leg on the high jump

-And Eret sprained his wrist on the long jump

-Skeppy rolled himself in bubble wrap and when he was told he couldn't stay like it he just yelled “long live the king” and rolled down the hallway

-Dream made a ball out of a fruit roll up and named it snake, everyone worships snake and when he yells snake and throws it somewhere if you catch it you are considered “the chosen one” and you get to throw snake

-Karl drank five monsters in under a minute and had to be sent to the er

-Sam shot down a wasp with a rubber band once

-Ranboo kicked the ceiling by accident in drama

-Drista found a broken shark kite and everyone in the freshman and sophomore year spent lunch panicking and trying to fix it

-Tubbo has his ukulele everywhere and just plays it at the most random times

-Same with wilbur and charlie except wilbur has a guitar and charlie has a kazoo

-At epic high Cooper and travis put weed in the vents and almost everyone got high and had to go to the manberg high so Charlie and Schlatt were just dragging around ted who was fucking baked

-Karl pulled a typewriter out of his backpack and just started writing on it after he got banned from using the computers, techno walked past him typing out the bee movie script as quackity was sitting beside him reading barbie fanfiction out loud

-Puffy beat up dream because he took ranboos memory book

-ted will just walk into schlatt and charlies class and throw something at them and then sprint out of the school

-Wilbur made a mock bomb and practically begged phil to suspend him

-When the schoolboard wouldn’t let the teachers teach sex ed velvet just stood on the tables at lunch and started yelling out different sex positions and somehow didn’t get suspended

-Sam carries around copious amounts of pepper spray and is yet to get suspended for spraying jack niki and dream with it almost daily

-Karl accidently played cmaj on the ukulele and fundy almost broke his next with how fast he looked over

-The lunch club just adopted tubbo because schlatt and charlie let him hang out with them

-the school trip that ended with multiple people getting frostbite, Wilbur accidentally getting a stick shoved in his eye, Karl falling down a tall ass hill, Quackity almost getting hypothermia, and all the freshmen getting off lucky

-some drunken hobo (schlatt) made everyone go on lockdown because he needed like thirty bandaids

-a pipe burst and blue liquid started filling up the classrooms and everyone ended up standing on their desks

-techno brought his sword to school once

-Dream spilt Techno’s tangerines when they were 12 and techno still hold the grudge and seeks revenge

-Tommy, Tubbo, Drista, Ranboo, and Purpled just hang out every week at the skate park because Tommy Drista and Ranboo skate and tubbo has heelies fuck you

-Karl, Niki, Sapnap, Minx, and Charlie (schlatt came because he was supposed to hang out with charlie and minx) all have younger siblings in the elementary school so they end up getting dragged to literacy night but just end up fucking around on the hill

-Charlie somehow climbs through the vents at school and one time eret was in a classroom cleaning and charlie scared the living shit out of him

-He also tried to scare tubbo with it but he just looked up and went “god?”

-Tommy got pissed at wilbur one time and just bit his arm and wouldnt let go, wilbur had to drag him to the nurse still attached to his arm

-Niki came into school with an army of roombas, no one knows how she got them

-one time the school heaters weren't working so mr tdm set several fires in the chemistry lab

-Quackity, Sapnap, and George have three god damn bins full of the dining room spoons

-That time ranboo and tommy got stuck in the elevator to the dorms

-Fundy thought Wilbur and Sally’s fight was them rap battling so he walked into the living room in the dorms beatboxing

-Ted lock picks the doors to the dorms and just steals food, Ranboo walked into the kitchen one time at three am and just saw this 6'4 behemoth of a man ransacking the fridge