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So me and my friends made a highschool au for the dsmp (with the epic smp featured) and uh - I d e a s

-Tommy and Tubbo just bring animals to school, like Tommy had a fucking pigieon in his sleeve once

-Schlatt and Quackity put pepper spray in the vents once and technically committed chemical warfare

-Techno is the one kid who reads at lunch, ranboo sometimes sits with him but only when he isnt having a breakdown in the counselors office

-Charlie just eats whole vegetables during class

-Sapnap has brought a toaster to lunch and just started making toast

-irl fruit ninja

-Dream, George, Karl, Tubbo, and Quackity all brought their cats to school once

-School wide kahoot…

-That one time Schlatt and Charlie just broke off a washroom door and walked outside with it

-Wilbur climbed onto the rafters of the bus once

-Charlie ate two ladybugs and said they tasted salty

-Sapnap just picks Quackity up bridal style and carries him around

-Same with Karl

-Wilbur also ate pepper and a mint at the same time and started crying

-Jack and Niki have chased Tommy around at lunch but stopped when he jumped across five tables

-Tubbo was playing the spongebob chase theme on his ukulele as this was happening

-Fundy broke his leg on the high jump

-And Eret sprained his wrist on the long jump

-Skeppy rolled himself in bubble wrap and when he was told he couldn't stay like it he just yelled “long live the king” and rolled down the hallway

-Dream made a ball out of a fruit roll up and named it snake, everyone worships snake and when he yells snake and throws it somewhere if you catch it you are considered “the chosen one” and you get to throw snake

-Karl drank five monsters in under a minute and had to be sent to the er

-Sam shot down a wasp with a rubber band once

-Ranboo kicked the ceiling by accident in drama

-Drista found a broken shark kite and everyone in the freshman and sophomore year spent lunch panicking and trying to fix it

-Tubbo has his ukulele everywhere and just plays it at the most random times

-Same with wilbur and charlie except wilbur has a guitar and charlie has a kazoo

-At epic high Cooper and travis put weed in the vents and almost everyone got high and had to go to the manberg high so Charlie and Schlatt were just dragging around ted who was fucking baked

-Karl pulled a typewriter out of his backpack and just started writing on it after he got banned from using the computers, techno walked past him typing out the bee movie script as quackity was sitting beside him reading barbie fanfiction out loud

-Puffy beat up dream because he took ranboos memory book

-ted will just walk into schlatt and charlies class and throw something at them and then sprint out of the school

-Wilbur made a mock bomb and practically begged phil to suspend him

-When the schoolboard wouldn’t let the teachers teach sex ed velvet just stood on the tables at lunch and started yelling out different sex positions and somehow didn’t get suspended

-Sam carries around copious amounts of pepper spray and is yet to get suspended for spraying jack niki and dream with it almost daily

-Karl accidently played cmaj on the ukulele and fundy almost broke his next with how fast he looked over

-The lunch club just adopted tubbo because schlatt and charlie let him hang out with them

-the school trip that ended with multiple people getting frostbite, Wilbur accidentally getting a stick shoved in his eye, Karl falling down a tall ass hill, Quackity almost getting hypothermia, and all the freshmen getting off lucky

-some drunken hobo (schlatt) made everyone go on lockdown because he needed like thirty bandaids

-a pipe burst and blue liquid started filling up the classrooms and everyone ended up standing on their desks

-techno brought his sword to school once

-Dream spilt Techno’s tangerines when they were 12 and techno still hold the grudge and seeks revenge

-Tommy, Tubbo, Drista, Ranboo, and Purpled just hang out every week at the skate park because Tommy Drista and Ranboo skate and tubbo has heelies fuck you

-Karl, Niki, Sapnap, Minx, and Charlie (schlatt came because he was supposed to hang out with charlie and minx) all have younger siblings in the elementary school so they end up getting dragged to literacy night but just end up fucking around on the hill

-Charlie somehow climbs through the vents at school and one time eret was in a classroom cleaning and charlie scared the living shit out of him

-He also tried to scare tubbo with it but he just looked up and went “god?”

-Tommy got pissed at wilbur one time and just bit his arm and wouldnt let go, wilbur had to drag him to the nurse still attached to his arm

-Niki came into school with an army of roombas, no one knows how she got them

-one time the school heaters weren't working so mr tdm set several fires in the chemistry lab

-Quackity, Sapnap, and George have three god damn bins full of the dining room spoons

-That time ranboo and tommy got stuck in the elevator to the dorms

-Fundy thought Wilbur and Sally’s fight was them rap battling so he walked into the living room in the dorms beatboxing

-Ted lock picks the doors to the dorms and just steals food, Ranboo walked into the kitchen one time at three am and just saw this 6'4 behemoth of a man ransacking the fridge

Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep

Poem by Mary Elizabeth Frye

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it’s almost spooky month which means i can legally draw the muffinteers as witches

100 WAYS TO HAVE FUN WITHOUT ANY FRIENDS🍸

 I cut a lot of toxic people out of my life last year, including family and friends that I’ve known forever and now I’m at a point where I don’t really have any friends. I’m not gonna lie, it was very hard to do. But once I learned how to spend time with myself and actually have fun, I appreciated the process, this took me a couple of days to make, so I hope you guys really enjoy this!

Heres 100 ways to have fun without having any friends:

Treat yourself to a full body massage every month

Go ice skating or learn to ice skate at your local ice skating ring

Regularly get your nails done or do them yourself 

Go to a concert to one of your favorite artists or as many as you can

 Get dressed up and visit a museum or art gala that you’ve never been to

Treat yourself to a facial or do one yourself at home 

Binge on Netlfix while snacking on some delicious sushi and wine

Go to a bookstore, find yourself a comfortable spot, and read a book, or journal your thoughts

Take your bike for a ride around the area while blasting some of your favorite music

Pack a basket with some drinks and sandwiches and have a picnic at the park  

Learn a new language, you can teach yourself or attend clubs for people that are also trying to learn

Style your hair, do your makeup, and take a bunch of selfies for the gram

Go to a lantern festival 

Take a trip somewhere you’ve always wanted to visit

Learn to play a new instrument

Enroll in a gym class that interests you

Follow local food guides on Instagram and try out different foods at the places they recommend

Get a new piercing

Get your dream tattoo

Go to the gun range 

Purchase a DNA ancestry kit and learn more about what makes you who you are

Attend as many plays as you can

Volunteer in something that you’re passionate about

Go swimming or learn how to swim

Take yourself out to the movies

Write and publish a book

Buy yourself a new summer dress or bikini and wear it to the beach

Tackle your fear of heights and go sky diving

Visit a cat cafe or animal shelter

Go shopping 

Learn how to make a new recipe

Take aerial silk classes

Take ballet lessons

Redecorate your bedroom or apartment 

Set the mood, light up candles in your room, dim the lights, and try out new sex toys

Get your hair done or buy a cute wig that you’ve always wanted

Cosplay

Attend a convention

Attend a Paint and Sip class, you get to paint art and drink at the same time

Explore local spots in your city as if you were a tourist

Take up martial art classes

Go to the arcade

Play video games

Visit an aquarium

Watch the sunset or sunrise

Binge watch Korean dramas

Buy yourself some chocolate and flowers because why not

Create your own makeup 

Go on a hike

Go glamping/camping

Go to a music festival

Train and run a marathon

Go on a local yacht cruise

Visit pop up shops and bazaars

Go horseback riding or learn how to ride a horse

Go to the zoo

Go surfing or learn how to surf

Ride a plane around your city

Adopt a pet

Buy new toys for your pet and play with them some more

Take a pole dancing class

Attend a TED talk

Stargaze

Purchase lingerie and pose for yourself in the mirror

Go roller skating or learn how to roller skate

Have a photoshoot by yourself or hire someone to do a photoshoot for you

Attend a fashion show

Attend a circus

If you’re into spooky stuff, go to a paranormal tour and dinner adventure 

Go to a sports game

Attend a comedy show

Take part in murder mystery dinners

Crash a wedding

Go the farmers market

Tackle a puzzle

Go the drive in theatre

Create new clothes out of your old ones or transform ones from the thrift store

Go sledding or learn how to sled

Play mini golf

Make pottery

Go indoor skydiving

Try karaoke

Go snorkeling or learn how to snorkle

Try karaoke

Try Go Kart Racing

Create YouTube videos

Go to a rodeo

Place a bet at a horse racing event

Start your own blog and make extra cash from it 

DIY crafts

Go on a drive through wild safari

Play an extra in a film

Go skiing or learn how to skii

Attend a book signing event of one of your favorite authors

Go to an estate sale in a wealthy neighborhood

Learn a new skill online

Go to karaoke night at a bar

Enter a contest

Listen to a podcast

Join a support group

i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

HALF-RACES

Homebrew for all the half-human combinations possible with the races found in the player’s handbook! I had a lot of fun making these, though they took a while. Have fun playing!

This was made for D&D 5e and feedback is much appreciated!

drinking a can of soda is better than not drinking anything at all. “junk” food is better than no food at all. just rinsing your mouth out with mouthwash is better than no oral hygiene at all. changing into a different set of pyjamas is better than not changing at all. getting up just to sit down on the chair across the room for a bit is better than not getting up at all. changing just your pillowcase is better than not changing your bedding at all. cracking a window open is better than getting no fresh air at all.

if you don’t have enough spoons for full tasks, smaller adaptations are better than nothing at all. it’s okay if you don’t have the energy to actively fight today. just staying afloat is enough. you are enough.

brown eyes

some spooky!lads pfps! based off this post by @alittlesliceofcucumber! they’re free to use, just credit me cause u know,, basic courtesy