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don't forget, "damn, girl, you wrote this? (horrified)"

rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between “damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)” and “damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)”

Guide To Plot Development

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Where To Start

Start with the zero draft. Honestly, the only thing you need to know about your story in order to complete a solid zero draft is the basic timeline of events and 2-3 main characters. Zero drafts don’t need to include any minor characters, backstory, world building, subplots, anything. They’re just a rough estimate of what your story is going to be and where it’s going to go. 

This way, you have something to work with when you do approach the task of maturing your story, which is a lot easier to do when you have already gotten the garbage ideas onto paper, seen them, realized they’re bad, clipped out the good parts, and developed a better understanding of your story’s trajectory. 

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I was sad 'til I took a trip through the notes. Only on Tumblr. 🤣

Sad news: Walnut the crane, famous for murdering all potential crane suitors before choosing her keeper as her mate, has died

Condolences to her widower

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Ah, a person of taste. I was considering rioting if Honey Mustard wasn't the natural choice.

I had yet another amazing idea for a poll, so get ready for this super divisive question that WILL tear families and friendships apart.

also put what kind of jam in the notes, I am curious about what everyone likes! I use peach preserves or hot pepper jam

Everyone, today is an important date in music history: 

HAPPY TENTH ANNIVERSARY 

I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

I legitimately thought the app was glitching or some shit. 😭😭😭 Forgot the second part of the season is coming out in July.