Resisting The Urge To Delete My Entire Existence Off The Internet Every Time I Have A Panic Attack

Reblog if you wish you had little fangs and could bite people.

the twitter migrants complaining about the way tumblr functions are so funny because they will say things like "you mean i have to FOLLOW people? i dont get posts spoon fed to me by an algorithm???" like yeah these are positives on an unrelated note is your attention span doing alright

"consuming media" is such an overstatement. at best I'm sipping it

"long story short-"

*proceeds to make the story a lot longer than it needed to be, breaks off into side notes that add literally nothing*

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hello Tumblr user,

petting you petting you petting you petting you I'm petting you petting you

Hello Kitty Xanax ft: Steve Irwin

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

i don’t like being asked if i think xyz identity is/isn’t valid. it doesn’t matter. i am not the arbiter of validity, and neither are you, and neither is anyone.

i may not understand it, or agree with it, or i may even openly dislike it. that does not mean it isn’t valid. nobody can tell you who you are isn’t valid

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently