Best Part About This New Feature Is That I Can Send As Many Boops To The Same Person As I Want :3

No one appreciates my humor in this household (I'm the only one in the house)

hey so i kidnapped a construction worker, what do you guys feed your construction worker pets? my sources said raw bricks but he's not eating anything i give him :(

character A, battered, bruised, and bloody, going "you should see the other guy" with a proud look on their face

character B, completely unharmed but visibly shaken and traumatized

If someone got both tetanus and botchulism at the same time, what would happen to their face?

Said, on the headcannons and psychological horror website.

i love you like i love gogurt. not romantically but i’m so very happy to see you when i do

There is nothing more revolting in life than seeing another person slurp on a gogurt. The sound, the unavoidable look of famished desperation as you seek the last stray morsel from within the sapped plastic tube. Like a baby calf, pleading incessantly for its mother’s teat. Mooahh moahhh. Go on. Cry in your weakness.

:3

NO ONE BOOP ME

Redid an older oc of mine, everyone say hello to the lovely (ex)deity!

Surprisingly the color palette worked itself out but BELEIVE ME i was struggling

Hello Kitty Xanax ft: Steve Irwin

i think something possessed me when i did the perspective because goddamn

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

RB if you find this #relatable