Panic

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Me posting on tumblr:

"long story short-"

*proceeds to make the story a lot longer than it needed to be, breaks off into side notes that add literally nothing*

@plague-of-rats TADAAAAA!! (I'LL DM YOU THE NON-WATERMARKED VERSION DW AKSJSKSKAKS)

YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY COOL PERSON SO HAPPY BDAY!! >D< HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR!

Reblogging this to give myself a hug, nighttime me is going through it LMAO

reblog this to give the person you reblogged it from a hug

your repulsion amuses me greatly

i love you like i love gogurt. not romantically but i’m so very happy to see you when i do

There is nothing more revolting in life than seeing another person slurp on a gogurt. The sound, the unavoidable look of famished desperation as you seek the last stray morsel from within the sapped plastic tube. Like a baby calf, pleading incessantly for its mother’s teat. Mooahh moahhh. Go on. Cry in your weakness.