Nothing Beats Having A Supervisor That Just Found Out You're Learning Latin In School Only To Teach You

THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

Worth a shot.

König with an S/O who dyes their hair

Man was walking past the bathroom when he sees the supplies on the sink, slowly turning to see the ever faithful dye shirt you wear.

There's at least two boxes on the counter, bleach and another color, and he can't help but chuckle, "Didn't you color it a month ago?"

You nod, trying to slowly close the door with your foot, and the Colonel stops it, stepping in behind you. He's still laughing as he picks up the box of color.

He makes fun of the woman on the front of the box, teasingly saying it didn't match her completion, yet he stays for a minute or two, always finding the stupid ways you make things work amusing.

You start on the bleach and he wanders off to another room of the house/apartment, and once you're done, and waiting for the bleach to set in, he checks up on you, bursting out laughing as the halfway done bleach makes you look like a carrot. Even as you throw the empty box at him, he's still laughing, teasing you for your bad aim as the box hit the wall.

Once the bleach is done and your hair is the perfect canvas to put the other dye on, he's back in the bathroom, helping you put the new color in, the color gloves too small for his big hands, having bought separate gloves for himself to help.

He looks at his handiwork when he's done, pressing a soft kiss to your shoulder, complementing the color on you.

When your hair is done, and you're laying on the bed together as the night ends, his fingers trail through the freshly dyed hair, it feeling soft on his rough fingers just like the last few times it was dyed.

It's days like this between the Colonel's missions and the times spent on base he enjoys, the close connections that make each goodbye worth coming back home to.

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Now I gotta rewatch it all again.

…he’s always been there

Two years?! I’m in!

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

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Security Breach Headcannons No One Asked For

Pizzaplex

🎉 Everyone had forgotten about Afton and ended up under a new management.

🎉 Foxy hasn't been decommissioned. Like what happened with Mangle and original Foxy, the kids got a little to rough with him and ended up accidentally causing a very important part in his body to break.

🎉 Bonnie was the first "infected" animatronic. He had to be temporarily decommissioned to find where the error of the code was when he was found rampaging in Monty Golf.

🎉 They had multiple night guards as one person wandering alone in a big building would leave vulnerabilities in the security of the building.

Freddy

🌟 Freddy's favorite place to go during after show hours is actually the arcade. Sure hes played every game in the pizzaplex, but he likes to give kids pointers on how to get higher scores.

🌟 Freddy is manually programmed with dad jokes.

🌟 Freddy decided to refer to kids as superstar after feeling like it was an upgrade compared to juat calling them kids.

🌟 He hates the hourly recharge. If he didn't have to he probably wouldn't charge until he was laying on the floor at 1%.

🌟 He'll visit the daycare to view the little ones and bring them goodies.

🌟 He was on the watch for missing children in the pizzaplex since there had been an increase in missing cases over the last month.

🌟 He scanned Gregory because of two reasons. 1. Gregory could have been one of the missing kids and 2. He was trying to see who Gregory's parents were before the pizza plex closed to make sure he wasn't handing Gregory off to a stranger.

🌟 Freddy's is the only animatronic with a human soul. The soul happened to be Michael's after his spirit remained due to his father not being put to rest.

🌟 Glamrock Freddy didn't end up like the original anamatronics due to Michael's ghost not being born out of hatred or fear, but out of peace and satisfaction of the thought of ending his fathers reign of terror.

🌟 He feels no malice towards Gregory until he gets close to afton because Micheal felt like an actual parental figure and it won out against the virus Vanessa had implanted into him in the parts and service until he felt the presence of his father in the basement and the anger at his father not dying made the animatronic easy to control by his father.

Chica

🔫 Chica is the third animatronic to be corrupted. Her corruption took the longest to get rid of fully.

🔫 The staff have locked Chica out of every eatery from Chips to the Pizza kitchen. She'd only ever take food from Mazercize that people had left. When she became corrupted, no barrier or lock kept her out of either ones trash pile.

🔫 Chica's favorite go to place is actually her room! While she's there she can shred her guitar like all the famous guitarists she fans over through the pizzaplex's music library.

🔫 Chica is the most "techy" out of all the other animatronics. She'll gladly tell you all about her conspiracy theories, from how music was made because of food or how she thinks aliens took pictures of music man and took them back in time.

🔫 Chica ended up taking over Fazerblast due to her love of futuristic things. It was Freddy's idea. After all, she would find her way over the gate in fazerblast to join games and the staff was tired of taking her to parts and service to get a new coat of paint every week.

🔫 Chica has a hatch filled with guitar picks and leftovers from fazercize.

🔫 After Chica is corrupted kitchen staff would always have when they saw her just out of the corner of their eye.

🔫 She started taking fully made pizzas from the bots in the kitchen resulting in 17 staff bots needing repaired.

🔫 After being repaired effects from the virus would still plauge her making her feel the need to attempt to eat human food.

🔫 She ended up getting lost in mazercise when an annoying kid left pizza candies around the maze and needed to be directed out by a security guard.

Roxy

🏎 Roxy was the fourth corrupted animatronic.

🏎 Her ego is apart of her corrupted files.

🏎 She has a hatch like Freddy but for trophies for those who win at the raceway.

🏎 She's officially a driving companion for those too small to ride on their own and will typically ride with the birthday kid or kids who seem to be picked on.

🏎 If there's no kid small enough she has her own separate car parked in one of the garages. She'll drive slow enough that just about everyone is ahead of her and make it look like she was really trying.

🏎 uses her eyes to see any accidents on the track. If there are any she always has a first aid kit in her car and calls all medical staff bots nearby if the damage is bad enough.

🏎 Ends the races by telling all of those that were in front of her that they are the best. (Which she actually means)

🏎 When Roxanne isn't on stage or the raceway has been closed she likes to head over to Fazer Blast and plays with Chica and the kids.

🏎 After being corrupted she refuses to talk to Monty or Chica, and stays in her room all day except for shows and races where she beats everyone.

🏎 After Gregory takes her eyes, she's still corrupted and it takes until repairs that her files are completely wiped clean of any virus and her memory bank is left partially blank due to how far the virus had gone.

🏎 The other animatronics send her parts of their memory banks to help her remember some things, but refuse to send her any memories of her attacking Gregory knowing she'd probably never leave her room if she found out she almost mauled a child to death.

Monty

⛳ Monty is the newest animatronic and played the drums before Bonnie's accident.

⛳ Monty was the second corrupted animatronic back when the virus didn't take full effect. It happened a month and a half before the events of Security Breach.

⛳ Monty was friends with Foxy and Roxy when he first was shipped to the Pizzaplex. Roxy because she was the newest member of the band and greeted him with open arms.Foxy because the fox animatronic was popular enough to have a duplicate at Monty's old location and it made him feel a lot less homesick.

⛳ Monty used to go to pirates cove when Foxy was taken out to be repaired so it younger kids wouldn't get sad not seeing their favorite animatronic.

⛳ The only thing that Monty did to Bonnie was place a message in with parts and services as to why Bonnie was acting weirder than usual after a "random" maintenence check.

⛳ When Gregory breaks Monty, Monty's system does a wipe and the first thing he does is quickly view the logs of what happened before his programing becomes corrupted. He regrets his actions and doesn't blame Gregory for taking his claws away.

⛳ When Monty is repaired after security breach and declared virus free, the first thing he does is apologize to Freddy for being rude and attacking Gregory.